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Season 5  "My Half-Acre"  5x9

Aired 18 years ago - Feb 07, 2006

J.D. meets the klutzy Julie, and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice. Meanwhile, Carla tries to find Dr. Cox's soft side, when he refuses to kiss his son. Turk and the Janitor put together an air band to win a contest, but Kelso gives them a tremendous obstacle.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
Twenty bucks, please.
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# No, I know I'm no Superman
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I'm sure you said something that sucked all the romance out of the moment.
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- What are you talking about? - Well, J.D. Has this...
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
Jordan, he's starting to look like a guy
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- No more kissing! - Wh...?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
Ladies, hate to disappoint, but my quota for women
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
Somethin' funny?
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[J.D.] I convinced Julie to meet me
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
[J.D.] Oh, Mommy.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
Bye.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
But most importantly,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
And stay away from my J.D. Wigs!
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Is he gone? No. Hello?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
I'm a doctor. And we believe that without surgery,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- Seriously? - Nah, while you were in the bathroom,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
[# Five for Fighting: 100 Years]
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
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Tell her about the hit-and-run. No, she loves ponies.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Turkelton, I need you to volunteer to speak at a critical care conference.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
Oh, really? 'Cause I just got your text that said "bone city."
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
From this moment on, there will be no air-banding allowed in the hospital.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
I would say she's probably going to die.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
- [Julie shouting] - [Crashing]
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Sometimes she needs a little help.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
No, I am talking about how you go a million miles an hour
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
Let's bring it in. Cool cats on three.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
Wait, there's a young man behind you with a quick medical question.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
[# Fountains of Wayne: Hey Julie]
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Dr. Kelso, I'll go to that conference.
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It was never about you saying no to the conference.
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All right, listen up and listen good. I will kill anyone who tells Carla.
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Are we crazy to be thinking about buying this?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Don't do this. You're going too fast.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
I mean, honestly, Carla, with Jehovah as my witness,
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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
# No, I know I'm no Superman
#2 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
I'm sure you said something that sucked all the romance out of the moment.
#3 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
- What are you talking about? - Well, J.D. Has this...
#4 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
Jordan, he's starting to look like a guy
#5 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
- No more kissing! - Wh...?
#6 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
Ladies, hate to disappoint, but my quota for women
#7 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
#8 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9 #9 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
Somethin' funny?
#10 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11 #11 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12 #12 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13 #13 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
[J.D.] I convinced Julie to meet me
#14 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
[J.D.] Oh, Mommy.
#15 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
Bye.
#16 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
But most importantly,
#17 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18 #18 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
And stay away from my J.D. Wigs!
#19 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Is he gone? No. Hello?
#20 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
I'm a doctor. And we believe that without surgery,
#21 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- Seriously? - Nah, while you were in the bathroom,
#22 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
[# Five for Fighting: 100 Years]
#23 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24 #24 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
Tell her about the hit-and-run. No, she loves ponies.
#25 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26 #26 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Turkelton, I need you to volunteer to speak at a critical care conference.
#27 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
Oh, really? 'Cause I just got your text that said "bone city."
#28 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
From this moment on, there will be no air-banding allowed in the hospital.
#29 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
I would say she's probably going to die.
#30 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
- [Julie shouting] - [Crashing]
#31 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Sometimes she needs a little help.
#32 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
No, I am talking about how you go a million miles an hour
#33 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
Let's bring it in. Cool cats on three.
#34 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
Wait, there's a young man behind you with a quick medical question.
#35 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.
#36 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
[# Fountains of Wayne: Hey Julie]
#37 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38 #38 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39 #39 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40 #40 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
Dr. Kelso, I'll go to that conference.
#41 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
It was never about you saying no to the conference.
#42 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
All right, listen up and listen good. I will kill anyone who tells Carla.
#44 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
Are we crazy to be thinking about buying this?
#45 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Don't do this. You're going too fast.
#46 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47 #47 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
I mean, honestly, Carla, with Jehovah as my witness,
#49 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50 #50