S5 E13
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Season 5  "My Five Stages"  5x13

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 07, 2006

J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, who is declining in health. Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates, including Elliot and her booty call Keith. Elsewhere, Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, thus Ted finally has the upper hand with a potential lawsuit.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
- [J.D.] We did not like him. - I think he's funny.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
I assume that you two have already entered into a conversation
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
OK, death is like a journey.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
That was the ending to Cocoon.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbors?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
They're not our neighbors. They live in the woods behind our apartment.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
Oh, good, the piles are getting smaller.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Labor until you tire and then labor some more.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
- No. - Actually, it is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Just once, I... [spits]
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
I understand you spend most of your time fighting death,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
After all these years, he's finally made us a team.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
much less the relocation to Jacksonville.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
entitled Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
you call Keith and he comes over and gives you 20-something nasty?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
I wasn't gonna blow this opportunity.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
I just want to tell you how beautiful you look right now.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever if it weren't for your bike.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Oh, not great. I'm cold.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
- Oh. - Elliot, if he didn't get your message,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Why'd you leave me, Daddy?!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
She's in multi-organ systems dysfunction.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
Pretty strong there, Newbie.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
She could totally turn it around.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
You should sue Kelso. You have a serious tort on your hands.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
So would two floor seats
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
What's this, some pansy "get in touch with my feelings
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
and about as effective as fairy dust.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
Group, can you tell me what stage of grief Dr. Cox here is going through?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
You better hope you don't make any mistakes.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
Well, you know, this isn't about you, Keith.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Oh, hang on.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
but I'm so sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
That's not what I'll remember.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
I assume that you two have already entered into a conversation
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
OK, death is like a journey.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
That was the ending to Cocoon.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbors?
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
They're not our neighbors. They live in the woods behind our apartment.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
Oh, good, the piles are getting smaller.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Labor until you tire and then labor some more.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
- No. - Actually, it is.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Just once, I... [spits]
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
I understand you spend most of your time fighting death,
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
After all these years, he's finally made us a team.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
much less the relocation to Jacksonville.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
entitled Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
you call Keith and he comes over and gives you 20-something nasty?
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.
#17
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I wasn't gonna blow this opportunity.
#20
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I just want to tell you how beautiful you look right now.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.
#24
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I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever if it weren't for your bike.
#25
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Oh, not great. I'm cold.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
- Oh. - Elliot, if he didn't get your message,
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Why'd you leave me, Daddy?!
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
She's in multi-organ systems dysfunction.
#30
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Pretty strong there, Newbie.
#32
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She could totally turn it around.
#33
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God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,
#34
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Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick,
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
You should sue Kelso. You have a serious tort on your hands.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
So would two floor seats
#38
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What's this, some pansy "get in touch with my feelings
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
and about as effective as fairy dust.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
Group, can you tell me what stage of grief Dr. Cox here is going through?
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
You better hope you don't make any mistakes.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
Well, you know, this isn't about you, Keith.
#44
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Oh, hang on.
#47
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but I'm so sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.
#49
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That's not what I'll remember.
#50