S5 E18
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Season 5  "My New Suit"  5x18

Aired 14 years ago - Apr 11, 2006

J.D.'s brother Dan returns for a surprise visit and Elliot learns that J.D. has been telling Dan that she still likes him. A patient with weight-related problems needs an MRI, but he's too big for the machine. Carla and Turk freak out when they begin to discuss baby names. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso assigns Dr. Cox to assist Ted with malpractice claim paperwork after Dr. Cox insults Dr. Kelso's son.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 1
[J.D.] And just like that, I had the chance to comfort Claire.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
# No, I know I'm no Superman
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
Well, Mom does what she has to do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure it's all not some crazy dream?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
I'm not really a big kid person. Are you guys totally freaking out?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
And if it's a boy, say hello to Fu-Kwon. What's up!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
I'm begging you to stop telling people that. No one believes you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
they'll ruin them for us, so don't tell anyone, OK?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
If we have a girl, we're gonna name her Angie.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
Oh, sweetie, he's...
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Dan train. Whoo-whoo!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
What? I mean, it tickles.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
Hey, man, where'd your brother go, anyway?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
[Ringing]
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
Hey, Dan. J.D. Told me you were coming.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
My son sent me a picture of himself
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
- [Both laugh] - Tell me about it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
Hey, Mr. Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
He was about 46. Actually older than my parents.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23
But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
I can't believe they're playing with that butt hamster.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
I guess I could help you name her. Let's see.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
- The name just popped into my head! - Shut up! You just shut up right now!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
[Ted] Call me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Turk was so proud of his handiwork that he signed it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
A girl like Elliot could never really be into somebody like you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
Oh!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
Your back pain may involve your spinal cord,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
This next patient claims their stent was implanted incorrectly.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
It's your last name, Ted.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37
I got a good feeling about those two. Well, I'm off.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
They'd be all like, "I got on her. Did you get on her?"
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
Angie's dead?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
I love you too, dumpling, but I have to work late.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
- You ready to get back in there? - Yeah. Gotta vomit first.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
but sometimes when hospitals have Herbert-sized patients,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
Spare me the tough love speech.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
I hope she doesn't have my ear infections.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
When I was in high school,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 49
If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 50

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2 #2 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
# No, I know I'm no Superman
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
Well, Mom does what she has to do.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure it's all not some crazy dream?
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
I'm not really a big kid person. Are you guys totally freaking out?
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
And if it's a boy, say hello to Fu-Kwon. What's up!
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
I'm begging you to stop telling people that. No one believes you.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
they'll ruin them for us, so don't tell anyone, OK?
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
If we have a girl, we're gonna name her Angie.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
Oh, sweetie, he's...
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Dan train. Whoo-whoo!
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
What? I mean, it tickles.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
Hey, man, where'd your brother go, anyway?
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
[Ringing]
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
Hey, Dan. J.D. Told me you were coming.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18 #18 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
My son sent me a picture of himself
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
- [Both laugh] - Tell me about it.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
Hey, Mr. Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh?
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
He was about 46. Actually older than my parents.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23
But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
I can't believe they're playing with that butt hamster.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
I guess I could help you name her. Let's see.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
- The name just popped into my head! - Shut up! You just shut up right now!
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
[Ted] Call me.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Turk was so proud of his handiwork that he signed it.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
A girl like Elliot could never really be into somebody like you.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
Oh!
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
Your back pain may involve your spinal cord,
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33 #33 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34 #34 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
This next patient claims their stent was implanted incorrectly.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
It's your last name, Ted.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37
I got a good feeling about those two. Well, I'm off.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
They'd be all like, "I got on her. Did you get on her?"
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
Angie's dead?
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
I love you too, dumpling, but I have to work late.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41 #41 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
- You ready to get back in there? - Yeah. Gotta vomit first.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
but sometimes when hospitals have Herbert-sized patients,
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44 #44 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
Spare me the tough love speech.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46 #46 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
I hope she doesn't have my ear infections.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
When I was in high school,
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 49
If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 50 #50