S5 E11
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Season 5  "My Buddy's Booty"  5x11

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 28, 2006

J.D. is still dealing with his recent breakup and trying not to kill intern Keith, who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse, a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it. Dr. Cox and the Janitor bond over drinks at the bar and Carla makes it her mission to make the hospital's gym female friendly. Meanwhile Turk suggests, that J.D. and Elliot find themselves 'booty calls'.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 1
- OK. - [Revving]
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Mm-hm.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
# No, I know I'm no Superman
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
[J.D.] We were edgy because our favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Marge, the patient should not have to be braver than you.
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No matter how long you've been here.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
[J.D.] Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierced.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
No. You should fight him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
I tell you, I am done trying to pick up the random ladies.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
Also, my sister was carried off by a giant bird
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OK? So when I clear my own stuff up, I'd love to get back together with you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
Carla, Mike Gorski wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
[Turk] Oh!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
And when you go home, where is she?
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Dorian drives me crazy too. But what are you going to do about it?
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You're in need of help, but darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
Naked. Excellent.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
so we could pick out our respective booty calls.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Oh, Jim!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
There is no way in hell that Jim is getting new equipment!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
[J.D.] I guess in the back of my mind I was hoping for a pleasant surprise
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
This is a doctor no-fly zone, bubs. Speaking of flys, yours is down.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
Yeah. Well, you know, ladies, I do what I do when I do what I do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
when I found out Elliot had broken our no booty call agreement.
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Keith, Dr. Dorian and I have to get to work now, OK?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
"El Toro Grande"?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
I didn't say no cream. It's like having a sex puppy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
Heel! [clicking tongue]
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
If they catch me hobnobbing with a doctor-type,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
At the bar we can hang out all we want.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Oh! Yow!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
Anybody got a stapler?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
It is 1:45.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
you smothered him to death with one of your love handles.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
What did she say to do if I said that?

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
Mm-hm.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
# No, I know I'm no Superman
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
[J.D.] We were edgy because our favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk,
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Marge, the patient should not have to be braver than you.
#5
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No matter how long you've been here.
#6
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[J.D.] Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierced.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
No. You should fight him.
#12
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I tell you, I am done trying to pick up the random ladies.
#15
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Also, my sister was carried off by a giant bird
#17
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OK? So when I clear my own stuff up, I'd love to get back together with you.
#18
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Carla, Mike Gorski wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing.
#19
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[Turk] Oh!
#21
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And when you go home, where is she?
#22
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Dorian drives me crazy too. But what are you going to do about it?
#25
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You're in need of help, but darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.
#26
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Naked. Excellent.
#27
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so we could pick out our respective booty calls.
#28
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Oh, Jim!
#30
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There is no way in hell that Jim is getting new equipment!
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
[J.D.] I guess in the back of my mind I was hoping for a pleasant surprise
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
This is a doctor no-fly zone, bubs. Speaking of flys, yours is down.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
Yeah. Well, you know, ladies, I do what I do when I do what I do.
#34
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when I found out Elliot had broken our no booty call agreement.
#35
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Keith, Dr. Dorian and I have to get to work now, OK?
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
"El Toro Grande"?
#38
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I didn't say no cream. It's like having a sex puppy.
#39
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Heel! [clicking tongue]
#40
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If they catch me hobnobbing with a doctor-type,
#41
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At the bar we can hang out all we want.
#42
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Oh! Yow!
#44
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Anybody got a stapler?
#45
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It is 1:45.
#47
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you smothered him to death with one of your love handles.
#48
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What did she say to do if I said that?
#50