S5 E12
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Season 5  "My Cabbage"  5x12

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 28, 2006

Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time
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That's not my signature.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
Dr. Kelso was having his daily staring contest
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
You can't just take a day off whenever you feel like it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
It's like I'm at the zoo.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
Don't even worry about it. It's OK.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
In a few minutes, they'll come to get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Touché. What else can you do?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
- All I have are hundreds. - What are you, a prostitute?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr. Acula.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
I wrote it on-call and the next morning,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Please exit the area. Please exit the area.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
That's Devin. I'm Eric.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
I think I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Allow me to demonstrate. May I borrow your pen?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
If someone's trying to take your new friend away, you lie.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
You said our father left us a note?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
[J.D.] Sometimes, there's nothing you can do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
I, uh... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
Why? You got what you wanted. You drove Keith out of here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
And when you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
- Turk, I did not lose it. You did. - I don't lose things.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Look, somebody left a baby here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
What?! Come on! That was intentional!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
Mom? Dad?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
[J.D.] And now to take care of my boy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
Let me explain something to you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Watch out for the bedpan.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
And you're done.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Hey, Dr. D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
I don't remember who made those mistakes.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.
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That's not my signature.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3 #3 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
Dr. Kelso was having his daily staring contest
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5 #5 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7 #7 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
You can't just take a day off whenever you feel like it.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
It's like I'm at the zoo.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
Don't even worry about it. It's OK.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
In a few minutes, they'll come to get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13 #13 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Touché. What else can you do?
#14
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- All I have are hundreds. - What are you, a prostitute?
#15
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I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr. Acula.
#17
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I wrote it on-call and the next morning,
#18
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This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Please exit the area. Please exit the area.
#20
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That's Devin. I'm Eric.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22 #22 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
I think I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Allow me to demonstrate. May I borrow your pen?
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
If someone's trying to take your new friend away, you lie.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
You said our father left us a note?
#27
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[J.D.] Sometimes, there's nothing you can do.
#29
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I, uh... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
Why? You got what you wanted. You drove Keith out of here.
#32
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And when you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
- Turk, I did not lose it. You did. - I don't lose things.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Look, somebody left a baby here.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
What?! Come on! That was intentional!
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
Mom? Dad?
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
[J.D.] And now to take care of my boy.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
Let me explain something to you.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40 #40 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Watch out for the bedpan.
#43
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And you're done.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Hey, Dr. D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
I don't remember who made those mistakes.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.
#49
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