S5 E16
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Season 5  "My Bright Idea"  5x16

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 28, 2006

Turk finds out, that Carla is pregnant, before she does, so J.D. convinces Turk to tell the entire hospital staff to surprise Carla with the news. But Carla wants to personally share her baby news with everybody, so Turk and J.D. have to quickly contain the hospital gossip. Meanwhile, when Elliot puts Dr. Cox into an embarrassing situation, he decides to get even with Elliot through Keith and Carla.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 1
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By the way, next time, buy a name brand pregnancy test,
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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
# I'm no Superman #
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
When I was 19, I was a world-class 110-meter hurdler.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
You went to Harvard. You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb pinkie.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything but.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
- J.D., guess what? - Not now, Turk, I'm glow-basking.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
Red states be damned. You're gonna make great fathers.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
Allow me to paint you a picture with my imagination brush. OK?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
Where do they land? I don't know. But one thing Carla knows
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
The point is you, my friend, have a chance to be on the greatest surprise
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
Really? Baby.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
and they can go to a kennel and pick out another one.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
He's great, but we really don't want to separate them.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
Come here. Yes. Good boy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
Put the hide-and-seek sensor on him. That way you'll always know where he is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
So I'm going to address the stapler.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
[High-pitched] Oh, my God, Carla.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
That's the guy. That's the guy who broke our friend's heart.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
I don't like it, but Jordan tells her friends intimate details about me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
Oh, Keith, mind taking a walk with me?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
I want to thank you all for turning out. Especially you, Father Rosenberg.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
Now, apparently they don't have fetus balloons. Who knew?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
I don't understand why you're so embarrassed.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
Abort the plan! Abort the surprise!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
- I spilled it. - I'll get another one.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
[J.D.] I felt Turk was starting to blame me for all this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
I'm gonna tell her the truth and hope she's so tired from being pregnant,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
- If you say so, son. - You can't blackmail us.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
It's true you didn't know anything,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41
We need her to find out on her own before anyone congratulates her. OK?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
Hello, Janitor hiding around the corner waiting to grab me.
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- You're gonna pay. - We'll see.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
Baby, that sounds like a compliment to me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
This morning I was nauseous,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
- What's she yelling? - I don't know.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
He's 100 meters away and it's gonna take ten seconds to change batteries.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
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of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing...

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
By the way, next time, buy a name brand pregnancy test,
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# I'm no Superman #
#5
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When I was 19, I was a world-class 110-meter hurdler.
#6
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You went to Harvard. You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb pinkie.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything but.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
- J.D., guess what? - Not now, Turk, I'm glow-basking.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
Red states be damned. You're gonna make great fathers.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
Allow me to paint you a picture with my imagination brush. OK?
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
Where do they land? I don't know. But one thing Carla knows
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
The point is you, my friend, have a chance to be on the greatest surprise
#15
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Really? Baby.
#17
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and they can go to a kennel and pick out another one.
#18
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He's great, but we really don't want to separate them.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
Come here. Yes. Good boy.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
Put the hide-and-seek sensor on him. That way you'll always know where he is.
#21
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So I'm going to address the stapler.
#23
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[High-pitched] Oh, my God, Carla.
#24
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That's the guy. That's the guy who broke our friend's heart.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
I don't like it, but Jordan tells her friends intimate details about me.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
Oh, Keith, mind taking a walk with me?
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
I want to thank you all for turning out. Especially you, Father Rosenberg.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
Now, apparently they don't have fetus balloons. Who knew?
#30
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I don't understand why you're so embarrassed.
#31
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Abort the plan! Abort the surprise!
#33
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- I spilled it. - I'll get another one.
#35
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[J.D.] I felt Turk was starting to blame me for all this.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
I'm gonna tell her the truth and hope she's so tired from being pregnant,
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38 #38 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
- If you say so, son. - You can't blackmail us.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
It's true you didn't know anything,
#40
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We need her to find out on her own before anyone congratulates her. OK?
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42 #42 Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
Hello, Janitor hiding around the corner waiting to grab me.
#43
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- You're gonna pay. - We'll see.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
Baby, that sounds like a compliment to me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
This morning I was nauseous,
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
- What's she yelling? - I don't know.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
He's 100 meters away and it's gonna take ten seconds to change batteries.
#48
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of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing...
#50