S5 E3
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Season 5  "My Day at the Races"  5x3

Aired 18 years ago - Jan 10, 2006

While planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish, before he turned 30. He enters a triathlon to begin. Meanwhile, Elliot discovers a side of her boyfriend Jake, that freaks her out. And Turk is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient, who wants to be hypnotized during surgery in effort to be promoted.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
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- [Turk shouts a war cry] - [Surgeons yelling]
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
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- Thirty? - No one's 30.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
so I'd like to use hypnosis instead of traditional anesthesia.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
but that ain't gonna happen.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Knock her out, start digging around inside
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
though his friends are playing football?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
instead of football with his friends?" Turk ran off singing Safety Dance.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I'm gonna cram an entire evening's worth of drinking
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
He's this guy I've been going out with,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Elliot, maybe you should be the one to open Jake up.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
You know, before the Ioneliness burns too much?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Neither one of us has made headway.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
Nobba with the ladie-bb-ys!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
Did you see the sign?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkelton, people laugh.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
I just want you to open up, you know, emotionally, spiritually.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
- Yeah, it's not happening. - Come on!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
You're a Mexican apple thief, I run the cider house.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
And our passion is so loud that they can hear it all the way in the distillery.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Doug, I told you to stop pre-tagging patients.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Swing by our parts department and pick up a pair of testes.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
If your goal is to repel all women, it's definitely working.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
You're not serious about this, are you?
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
[J.D.] The harder you push yourself to do something,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
... or you're trying to get your boyfriend to open.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
[J.D.] And sometimes, the only thing you can do is just dive in.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
All right, ease it in. Ease it in.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Turkelton, this is quite the event here at Sacred Fart.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
We're getting a good bit of interest from the seismologists at Caltech,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I can't do this. I don't believe in this hypnotism crap.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
[J.D.] As I reached the biking stage and finally realized what chafing was,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Dangerous topic. Talk to Carla.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
One, keep discussion superficial.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
I think the bike part's finally over. Oh, no!
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
You're real. Although the dolphin costume's a little odd.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
- This is working. - Not for me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
Instead of running a triathlon,
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
You're pretty smart for a guy running in bike shoes.
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- [Turk shouts a war cry] - [Surgeons yelling]
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- Thirty? - No one's 30.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
so I'd like to use hypnosis instead of traditional anesthesia.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
but that ain't gonna happen.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Knock her out, start digging around inside
#11
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though his friends are playing football?
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
instead of football with his friends?" Turk ran off singing Safety Dance.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I'm gonna cram an entire evening's worth of drinking
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
He's this guy I've been going out with,
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Elliot, maybe you should be the one to open Jake up.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
You know, before the Ioneliness burns too much?
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Neither one of us has made headway.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
Nobba with the ladie-bb-ys!
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
Did you see the sign?
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkelton, people laugh.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
I just want you to open up, you know, emotionally, spiritually.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
- Yeah, it's not happening. - Come on!
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
You're a Mexican apple thief, I run the cider house.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
And our passion is so loud that they can hear it all the way in the distillery.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Doug, I told you to stop pre-tagging patients.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Swing by our parts department and pick up a pair of testes.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
If your goal is to repel all women, it's definitely working.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
You're not serious about this, are you?
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
[J.D.] The harder you push yourself to do something,
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
... or you're trying to get your boyfriend to open.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
[J.D.] And sometimes, the only thing you can do is just dive in.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
All right, ease it in. Ease it in.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Turkelton, this is quite the event here at Sacred Fart.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
We're getting a good bit of interest from the seismologists at Caltech,
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I can't do this. I don't believe in this hypnotism crap.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
[J.D.] As I reached the biking stage and finally realized what chafing was,
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Dangerous topic. Talk to Carla.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
One, keep discussion superficial.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
I think the bike part's finally over. Oh, no!
#41
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You're real. Although the dolphin costume's a little odd.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
- This is working. - Not for me.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
Instead of running a triathlon,
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
You're pretty smart for a guy running in bike shoes.
#47
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