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Season 11  "Settling Debts"  11x7

Aired 42 years ago - Dec 06, 1982

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 1
"One day I checked the bankbook, and lo and behold...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 2
"but tell Sherman that while you're burning the mortgage...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 3
Now look, if something's wrong, I wanna know about it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 4
If you fellas don't wanna tell me, there's nothing I can do.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 5
- Twenty-seven dollars. - Oh.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 6
Yes. Yes, they did. They fired the entire staff.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 7
Congratulations. B. J. And Charles are the fix-up committee.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 8
Okay. We've all got our assignments. We'll reconvene at 1800 hours.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 9
Uh, Pierce... [Nervous Laugh]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 10
- Ha! Don't be silly. Why would Peg write Hawkeye? - Yeah.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 11
That's the same thing she said when she put the leopard skin seat covers on the Hudson.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 12
with where I'm gonna be living out my retirement years?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 13
- Colonel, it's not... - And above all, I don't wanna live on the water.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 14
Klinger? Was that the phone ringing?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 15
MASH 4077. This is he.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 16
She bought the damn boat!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 17
She bought the damn boat!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 18
- I get so lonely without you. - Out of my way, Sergeant.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 19
If there's two days, then she's an O.R. 2.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 20
You know how hard it is to find skilled labor during wartime.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 21
I wonder if I should go get the colonel now.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 23
- Anything I can do? - Yeah. Stick your head in that door and holler for a corpsman.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 24
but when I got into this jeep, I didn't think it was all that serious.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 26
- Good piece of thinking. - It is?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 28
[Woman, Nasal Voice] Hello? Is this Colonel Sherman T. Potter?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 29
[Exhales]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 31
- How long will you be, Hawkeye? - Just a few minutes. Don't start without me.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 34
Chances are he's gonna be fine, but right now, he's lost function in his legs.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 35
I don't know about you guys, but if the looey can't walk again...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 36
Lady, a few more of your "few minutes," and I'm gonna need a shave.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 37
Klinger, this operator is a mental midget.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 38
- [Together] Where are you going? - To my tent.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 39
"So, after the man had confessed to a healthy number of indiscretions...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 40
Yeah, I get... I get it, Father. I just don't like it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 41
- I better go see what's keeping 'em. - Oh.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 42
- Oh, my goodness. I didn't realize. - It's all right, Father.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 43
The best medical opinion I can give you is he might.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 44
If I'd had better aim the first time, then that wouldn't have been murder.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 45
Killing him isn't gonna help me walk again.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 46
You do everything you can for him.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 48
Then you get in there and sit on that phone.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 49
My mortgage. This is what Mildred sent you?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 50
- Look at what you folks did. - Yeah.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 2
"but tell Sherman that while you're burning the mortgage...
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 3
Now look, if something's wrong, I wanna know about it.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 4
If you fellas don't wanna tell me, there's nothing I can do.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 5
- Twenty-seven dollars. - Oh.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 6
Yes. Yes, they did. They fired the entire staff.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 7
Congratulations. B. J. And Charles are the fix-up committee.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 8
Okay. We've all got our assignments. We'll reconvene at 1800 hours.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 9
Uh, Pierce... [Nervous Laugh]
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 10
- Ha! Don't be silly. Why would Peg write Hawkeye? - Yeah.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 11
That's the same thing she said when she put the leopard skin seat covers on the Hudson.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 12
with where I'm gonna be living out my retirement years?
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 13
- Colonel, it's not... - And above all, I don't wanna live on the water.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 14
Klinger? Was that the phone ringing?
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 15
MASH 4077. This is he.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 16
She bought the damn boat!
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 17
She bought the damn boat!
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 18
- I get so lonely without you. - Out of my way, Sergeant.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 19
If there's two days, then she's an O.R. 2.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 20
You know how hard it is to find skilled labor during wartime.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 21
I wonder if I should go get the colonel now.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 22 #22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 23
- Anything I can do? - Yeah. Stick your head in that door and holler for a corpsman.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 24
but when I got into this jeep, I didn't think it was all that serious.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 25 #25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 26
- Good piece of thinking. - It is?
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 27 #27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 28
[Woman, Nasal Voice] Hello? Is this Colonel Sherman T. Potter?
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 29
[Exhales]
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 30 #30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 31
- How long will you be, Hawkeye? - Just a few minutes. Don't start without me.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 32 #32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 33 #33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 34
Chances are he's gonna be fine, but right now, he's lost function in his legs.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 35
I don't know about you guys, but if the looey can't walk again...
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 36
Lady, a few more of your "few minutes," and I'm gonna need a shave.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 37
Klinger, this operator is a mental midget.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 38
- [Together] Where are you going? - To my tent.
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 39
"So, after the man had confessed to a healthy number of indiscretions...
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 40
Yeah, I get... I get it, Father. I just don't like it.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 41
- I better go see what's keeping 'em. - Oh.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 42
- Oh, my goodness. I didn't realize. - It's all right, Father.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 43
The best medical opinion I can give you is he might.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 44
If I'd had better aim the first time, then that wouldn't have been murder.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 45
Killing him isn't gonna help me walk again.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 46
You do everything you can for him.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 47 #47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 48
Then you get in there and sit on that phone.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 49
My mortgage. This is what Mildred sent you?
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 7 (S11E07) - 50
- Look at what you folks did. - Yeah.
#50