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Season 11  "Who Knew?"  11x5

Aired 42 years ago - Nov 22, 1982

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 1
- You're a cautious businessman. I like that in a partner. - [Stammers]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 2
Oh, I hope we're not going home. I still have some things at the laundry.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 3
somehow wandered off the road and...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 4
Yeah, that's what I had in mind.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 5
I'll take care of it, Colonel.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 6
Lord knows it's not the first time.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 7
Yes, well, that's what I thought.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 9
where all you do is just fill in the blanks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 10
No, it's got to be more than that. It's gotta say something about Millie.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 11
I'd say good-bye to her and toss off a couple of wisecracks and, uh...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 12
Tax write-off. Entertaining prospective partners.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 13
Now can we get on with this? I have some meaningless, trivial business...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 14
Please, Major, it's already past this guy's bedtime.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 15
the word "stupidity" was without a definition.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 16
- Margaret, can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 17
Had a background in thoracic surgery.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 18
Uh, well, she wasn't here all that long.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 19
I'm sure the other nurses must have known her better.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 20
She usually volunteered for the night shifts, so I hardly ever talked to her.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 21
- Yeah, what we had of it. - I don't think I understand. What do you mean?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 22
Yeah, I know, but you lived with her. You must have talked about something.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 23
She was a good nurse.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 24
You like it? [Chuckles]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 25
Oh, well, that explains that.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 26
Well, not much of anything.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 27
- I like to give him a punch. - [Chuckles]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 28
- Got a better one? - It is... simple.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 30
you may just have captured the essence of stupidity.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 31
- Now you're thinkin' big. - You come right along with me, Sergeant, over to my tent.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 32
I'm having a real problem with this eulogy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 34
As summary court officer, I was obliged to read it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 35
Maybe someday I'll be able to get up the courage to tell Hawkeye how I feel.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 36
She was head nurse of the thoracic surgery unit at Letterman.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 38
She never let on. Well, I was so busy being casual about things...
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"Dear Uncle Amir:
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 43
Of course it's stupid. You told me that's what you loved about it.
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She was working on the night shift, so n-no one was around to see it. L-
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 48
she looked upon us with a kind of awe that...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 49
but it was because, as Millie wrote so often...
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 2
Oh, I hope we're not going home. I still have some things at the laundry.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 3
somehow wandered off the road and...
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 4
Yeah, that's what I had in mind.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 5
I'll take care of it, Colonel.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 6
Lord knows it's not the first time.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 7
Yes, well, that's what I thought.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 8 #8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 9
where all you do is just fill in the blanks.
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 10
No, it's got to be more than that. It's gotta say something about Millie.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 11
I'd say good-bye to her and toss off a couple of wisecracks and, uh...
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 12
Tax write-off. Entertaining prospective partners.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 13
Now can we get on with this? I have some meaningless, trivial business...
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 14
Please, Major, it's already past this guy's bedtime.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 15
the word "stupidity" was without a definition.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 16
- Margaret, can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 17
Had a background in thoracic surgery.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 18
Uh, well, she wasn't here all that long.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 19
I'm sure the other nurses must have known her better.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 20
She usually volunteered for the night shifts, so I hardly ever talked to her.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 21
- Yeah, what we had of it. - I don't think I understand. What do you mean?
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 22
Yeah, I know, but you lived with her. You must have talked about something.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 23
She was a good nurse.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 24
You like it? [Chuckles]
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 25
Oh, well, that explains that.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 26
Well, not much of anything.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 27
- I like to give him a punch. - [Chuckles]
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 28
- Got a better one? - It is... simple.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 29 #29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 30
you may just have captured the essence of stupidity.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 31
- Now you're thinkin' big. - You come right along with me, Sergeant, over to my tent.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 32
I'm having a real problem with this eulogy.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 33 #33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 34
As summary court officer, I was obliged to read it.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 35
Maybe someday I'll be able to get up the courage to tell Hawkeye how I feel.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 36
She was head nurse of the thoracic surgery unit at Letterman.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 37 #37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 38
She never let on. Well, I was so busy being casual about things...
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"Dear Uncle Amir:
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 43
Of course it's stupid. You told me that's what you loved about it.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 45 #45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 47
She was working on the night shift, so n-no one was around to see it. L-
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 48
she looked upon us with a kind of awe that...
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 49
but it was because, as Millie wrote so often...
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