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Season 11  "The Joker is Wild"  11x4

Aired 42 years ago - Nov 15, 1982

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 1
[Chuckles] I must admit. That's quite a joke there, Hunnicutt.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 2
We had... We had wash hung out to dry.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 3
You know, I'll bet if old Trapper were here now...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 4
Aha. When does it start?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 5
Then I guess the tables would be turned.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 6
Wh-What... What's going on!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 7
Getting a little nervous, Hawkeye.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 8
My, my, aren't we jumpy today?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 9
- Oh. - Sir, you're as green as your uniform. What happened?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 10
Someone put shaving cream...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 11
Far be it from me to grouse when I get got.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 12
to swap an M.D. With the 8063rd for a day.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 13
Enough already. I'll go. It will get me out of the line of seltzer fire.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 14
- I work here. I'm relieving you. - Oh, right.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 15
Yeah. Well, forget it. It's not gonna work.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 16
- I must do my job. - Yeah. And I must do mine.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 17
Needless to say, I wasn't wearing my fatigues at the time.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 18
You don't have a shred of decency.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 21
and a father with a short temper and a quick jab.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 23
- You'd like that, wouldn't ya? - Huh?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 24
Well, what's the "slop" de jour?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 25
So, the carrots and peas are good, huh? [Chuckles]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 26
You say the carrots and peas are good...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 27
He's not gonna have me for lunch.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 28
Look at him. You poisoned a priest.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 29
Four from six is, uh, two. Isn't it, Hawk?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 30
- Huh? - Pork chops. Did you have the pork chops tonight?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 31
That's great, Doc. Thanks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 32
I guess you thought I'd get a real bang out of this, huh?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 33
You really should relax. You're getting very edgy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 34
Start down there at the far end.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 35
- Yamato! - Hey! What are ya...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 36
- It's not even good acting. - He Japanese!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 37
Nice try, Beej. I gotta hand it to ya, the ploys are getting sicker and sicker.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 38
Klinger, relax. It's me.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 39
I admire your courage, if not your intelligence. Good luck.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 40
- What happened? - I went to file away your reports.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 45
[Dogs Barking]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 46
Always a good sport, Father. That's nice.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 47
My, my, Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 48
Well, now I... I wouldn't exactly say that.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 49
- Did you see my file go blooey? - Or try my lunch?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 50
it was an honor to be part of it.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 2
We had... We had wash hung out to dry.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 3
You know, I'll bet if old Trapper were here now...
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 4
Aha. When does it start?
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 5
Then I guess the tables would be turned.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 6
Wh-What... What's going on!
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 7
Getting a little nervous, Hawkeye.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 8
My, my, aren't we jumpy today?
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 9
- Oh. - Sir, you're as green as your uniform. What happened?
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 10
Someone put shaving cream...
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 11
Far be it from me to grouse when I get got.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 12
to swap an M.D. With the 8063rd for a day.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 13
Enough already. I'll go. It will get me out of the line of seltzer fire.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 14
- I work here. I'm relieving you. - Oh, right.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 15
Yeah. Well, forget it. It's not gonna work.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 16
- I must do my job. - Yeah. And I must do mine.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 17
Needless to say, I wasn't wearing my fatigues at the time.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 18
You don't have a shred of decency.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 19 #19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 20 #20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 21
and a father with a short temper and a quick jab.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 22 #22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 23
- You'd like that, wouldn't ya? - Huh?
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 24
Well, what's the "slop" de jour?
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 25
So, the carrots and peas are good, huh? [Chuckles]
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 26
You say the carrots and peas are good...
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 27
He's not gonna have me for lunch.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 28
Look at him. You poisoned a priest.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 29
Four from six is, uh, two. Isn't it, Hawk?
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 30
- Huh? - Pork chops. Did you have the pork chops tonight?
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 31
That's great, Doc. Thanks.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 32
I guess you thought I'd get a real bang out of this, huh?
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 33
You really should relax. You're getting very edgy.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 34
Start down there at the far end.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 35
- Yamato! - Hey! What are ya...
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 36
- It's not even good acting. - He Japanese!
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 37
Nice try, Beej. I gotta hand it to ya, the ploys are getting sicker and sicker.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 38
Klinger, relax. It's me.
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 39
I admire your courage, if not your intelligence. Good luck.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 40
- What happened? - I went to file away your reports.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 41 #41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 42 #42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 43 #43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 45
[Dogs Barking]
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 46
Always a good sport, Father. That's nice.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 47
My, my, Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 48
Well, now I... I wouldn't exactly say that.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 49
- Did you see my file go blooey? - Or try my lunch?
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 4 (S11E04) - 50
it was an honor to be part of it.
#50