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Season 11  "Foreign Affairs"  11x3

Aired 42 years ago - Nov 08, 1982

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 1
Hi, ladies. Allow me to introduce myself.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
- Please excuse us. - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Yeah. The French aren't on my side.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
I much prefer it to the Louvre. I love the impressionists.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
And my mother used to take me...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
- Major. - Please. Uh...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
We got dressed as elegantly as we were able...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
And then he looks down and suddenly... [Imitating Fall And Crash]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Well, he wasn't in his bed all night, so where else could he have been?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
- Well, it's about time. - Put her there, Major.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
He says he wants to go home. Never heard of Mark Clark. And you can keep your money.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Tell the ungrateful fool he can forget about home.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
- Bonjour. - It's bonsoir now.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
- Yes? May l... - Mm-hmm.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
quite know how to do it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
because I have not felt that close to a man for more than a year.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
The memories are still alive.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Ah. Oh, by the way.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Morning.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
This handsome pinstripe suit with two... two pair of pants.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Now leave him alone.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
Look, fellas. I'd like to have a hero who loves us. That was my first choice.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
So you just stay here. And you two, take real good care of our boy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
What he's offering the lieutenant is a better life.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
One day we went to the countryside near Honfleur...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Phillipe, he owed quite a bit of money at a bistro...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
I was never married. [Laughs]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
I would like to come to your country.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
Uh, yeah. Yes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
At least I thought she was because she could pronounce boulangerie.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
Can't understand it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
Colonel Potter's been very nice company.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
No, thank you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
If Winchester's giving her the gate...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
Captain Pierce would like to talk to you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
Huh? Oh, yeah.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
Charles, have you a moment to speak?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
They could never understand the life you've lived...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
I can't change who I am.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
because he was too much a little boy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
- Please excuse us. - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Yeah. The French aren't on my side.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4 #4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
I much prefer it to the Louvre. I love the impressionists.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
And my mother used to take me...
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7 #7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
- Major. - Please. Uh...
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
We got dressed as elegantly as we were able...
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10 #10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
And then he looks down and suddenly... [Imitating Fall And Crash]
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Well, he wasn't in his bed all night, so where else could he have been?
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
- Well, it's about time. - Put her there, Major.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14 #14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
He says he wants to go home. Never heard of Mark Clark. And you can keep your money.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Tell the ungrateful fool he can forget about home.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
- Bonjour. - It's bonsoir now.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
- Yes? May l... - Mm-hmm.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
quite know how to do it.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20 #20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
because I have not felt that close to a man for more than a year.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
The memories are still alive.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23 #23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Ah. Oh, by the way.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Morning.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
This handsome pinstripe suit with two... two pair of pants.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Now leave him alone.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
Look, fellas. I'd like to have a hero who loves us. That was my first choice.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
So you just stay here. And you two, take real good care of our boy.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
What he's offering the lieutenant is a better life.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
One day we went to the countryside near Honfleur...
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Phillipe, he owed quite a bit of money at a bistro...
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
I was never married. [Laughs]
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
I would like to come to your country.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
Uh, yeah. Yes.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
At least I thought she was because she could pronounce boulangerie.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
Can't understand it.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38 #38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
Colonel Potter's been very nice company.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
No, thank you.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
If Winchester's giving her the gate...
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
Captain Pierce would like to talk to you.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
Huh? Oh, yeah.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
Charles, have you a moment to speak?
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45 #45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
They could never understand the life you've lived...
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
I can't change who I am.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
because he was too much a little boy.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50 #50