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Season 8  "Springtime on a Stick"  8x8

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 08, 2010

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 1
(groggily): What?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 2
Come on, Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 3
Right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 5
Hi, Mom!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 6
EVELYN: I can hear you, Jake.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 7
Mom, you are looking younger every year.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 8
Very good, darling.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 10
Oh, Jake, what is to become of you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 12
Yeah, he did.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 13
You know, Jake, it's moments like this that make me proud.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 14
So good he brought a little back with him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 15
Now, if you'll excuse me,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 16
Of course. Jake.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 17
You rat bastard.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 18
He meant, "the bitch is payback."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 19
I'm hoping to do it till bedtime.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 20
Well, I am sorry,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 21
tries to have meaningful relationships with women.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 22
Very smart, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 24
On three.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 25
Before we pick up the olives, can we stop at a pharmacy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 27
I'm not talking about my eyes, Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 29
Would you rather I threw up in the car?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 30
You suck on one of these, you'll be great.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 31
Do you have a prescription?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 32
Gee, Alan, I don't know.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 33
Oh, gee, I'm not so sure that's a good match.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 34
Aren't you sweet!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 35
Chinese takeout.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 36
With bells on. Thanks for the invite.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 37
they're both trying desperately to hang onto their youth,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 38
Wow, you look terrific.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 39
Thank you, but if you really wanted to make me happy,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 41
I'll be right back.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 42
You think your parts are drying up now,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 43
I let him climb on top of me
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 44
You know what's good on the rim of a margarita?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 45
I don't know.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 47
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 48
No one cares, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 50
I had no idea that he was thinking

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 2
Come on, Charlie.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 3
Right.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 5
Hi, Mom!
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 6
EVELYN: I can hear you, Jake.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 7
Mom, you are looking younger every year.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 8
Very good, darling.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 10
Oh, Jake, what is to become of you?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 12
Yeah, he did.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 13
You know, Jake, it's moments like this that make me proud.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 14
So good he brought a little back with him.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 15
Now, if you'll excuse me,
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 16
Of course. Jake.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 17
You rat bastard.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 18
He meant, "the bitch is payback."
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 19
I'm hoping to do it till bedtime.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 20
Well, I am sorry,
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 21
tries to have meaningful relationships with women.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 22
Very smart, Alan.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 24
On three.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 25
Before we pick up the olives, can we stop at a pharmacy?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 27
I'm not talking about my eyes, Charlie.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 29
Would you rather I threw up in the car?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 30
You suck on one of these, you'll be great.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 31
Do you have a prescription?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 32
Gee, Alan, I don't know.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 33
Oh, gee, I'm not so sure that's a good match.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 34
Aren't you sweet!
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 35
Chinese takeout.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 36
With bells on. Thanks for the invite.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 37
they're both trying desperately to hang onto their youth,
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 38
Wow, you look terrific.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 39
Thank you, but if you really wanted to make me happy,
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 41
I'll be right back.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 42
You think your parts are drying up now,
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 43
I let him climb on top of me
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 44
You know what's good on the rim of a margarita?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 45
I don't know.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 47
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 48
No one cares, Alan.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 50
I had no idea that he was thinking
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