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Season 8  "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"  8x7

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 01, 2010

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 1
Did I ever get a thank you
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 2
I have a daughter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 3
So, Michelle, you've met my mom and my brother.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 4
So tell me, dear,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
Have there been a lot of women in this bed?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
or where I've been,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
(knocking)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 8
The married stripper? What's her name, Betsy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
It's not another hooker, is it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
My nephew.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
Around 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
I stopped off and did the shopping for the week.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 14
Huh? Yeah, sure, why not?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 15
Why is that funny?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 16
She seems... nice.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 17
So, you love her and yet she scares you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 18
you know all about my past,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 19
Well, yeah, but some people might think
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 20
You know my flaws.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 22
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 23
Once you have a license plate number,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Just once. Eight years ago.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 25
who you met at lunch the other day at Terrace Gardens?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 26
Oh, come on, Michelle, don't go.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27
Yeah, I know-- No, no, no. I'm not done.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 28
Good-bye, Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 29
I'm glad for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 30
Now, get out.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 31
Not you, silly.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 32
Well, of course I don't believe you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 33
Society page of The Crazy Bitch Gazette?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
Last chance to kiss the bride.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35
I'm not sure how to get home from this side of the house.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Don't worry, I'm not stalking you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 37
needs to be sedated and institutionalized.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38
Rose's engagement announcement is in the paper.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 39
I had that paper print my obituary?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40
How do you get invited to a fake wedding, Alan?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 41
Don't forget the pre-op lifeguard.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
where she knows when I'm about to be happy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
And I'm not falling for this wedding crap!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
Okay, then... okay, how about a lovely ceramic
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Well, you do what you want, Charlie Harper,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 47
It doesn't change anything.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48
she's still obsessed with me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49
that on a very primal level
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 50
Charlie...

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 2
I have a daughter.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 3
So, Michelle, you've met my mom and my brother.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 4
So tell me, dear,
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 5
Have there been a lot of women in this bed?
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 6
or where I've been,
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 7
(knocking)
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 8
The married stripper? What's her name, Betsy?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 9
It's not another hooker, is it?
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 10
My nephew.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 11
Around 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning,
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 13
I stopped off and did the shopping for the week.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 14
Huh? Yeah, sure, why not?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 15
Why is that funny?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 16
She seems... nice.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 17
So, you love her and yet she scares you?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 18
you know all about my past,
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 19
Well, yeah, but some people might think
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 20
You know my flaws.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 22
♪ Men. ♪
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 23
Once you have a license plate number,
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 24
Just once. Eight years ago.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 25
who you met at lunch the other day at Terrace Gardens?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 26
Oh, come on, Michelle, don't go.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 27
Yeah, I know-- No, no, no. I'm not done.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 28
Good-bye, Charlie.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 29
I'm glad for you.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 30
Now, get out.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 31
Not you, silly.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 32
Well, of course I don't believe you.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 33
Society page of The Crazy Bitch Gazette?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 34
Last chance to kiss the bride.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 35
I'm not sure how to get home from this side of the house.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 36
Don't worry, I'm not stalking you.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 37
needs to be sedated and institutionalized.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 38
Rose's engagement announcement is in the paper.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 39
I had that paper print my obituary?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 40
How do you get invited to a fake wedding, Alan?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 41
Don't forget the pre-op lifeguard.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 42
where she knows when I'm about to be happy.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 43
And I'm not falling for this wedding crap!
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 44
Okay, then... okay, how about a lovely ceramic
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 45
Well, you do what you want, Charlie Harper,
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 47
It doesn't change anything.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 48
she's still obsessed with me.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 49
that on a very primal level
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 (S08E07) - 50
Charlie...
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