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Season 8  "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"  8x5

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 18, 2010

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 1
dust myself off, and rat out my ex-boyfriend to the Feds.
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set up a booth at the Rose Bowl swap meet.
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Lost my ass.
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Egyptian cotton.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
Oh, hello.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 12
Went to Vegas and forgot his hooker money.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 14
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Who's your daddy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 16
I'm listening.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 18
All right, Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 19
You're in good hands.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 20
We have you down for an eye lift and a neck tuck in the morning.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 21
You have any questions? Concerns?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
But those boobs? Those are Schenkman's.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 23
No, you can't see them.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 24
Hey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 25
Get help.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 28
doesn't matter how much stuff you have.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 29
What can I say? You know, some of us are very lucky.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
Wow! Where'd that come from?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
Give one of those to the waitress.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 33
Since I referred you to Dr. Schenkman, he was kind enough
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
No, wait-- why would I need luck?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 37
And just past it, the ocean.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 38
Oh, gosh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 40
...the immortal...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 41
♪ South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 42
♪ It was always burning since the world's been turning ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 43
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♪ You're the piano man... ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 45
So...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 46
House.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
Oh, no, but I thought it was kind of implied.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 48
What do you mean?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 49
As you so adroitly pointed out.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 2
set up a booth at the Rose Bowl swap meet.
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Lost my ass.
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Egyptian cotton.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
Oh, hello.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 12
Went to Vegas and forgot his hooker money.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 15
Who's your daddy?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 16
I'm listening.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 18
All right, Charlie.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 19
You're in good hands.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 20
We have you down for an eye lift and a neck tuck in the morning.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 21
You have any questions? Concerns?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
But those boobs? Those are Schenkman's.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 23
No, you can't see them.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 24
Hey.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 25
Get help.
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doesn't matter how much stuff you have.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 29
What can I say? You know, some of us are very lucky.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
Wow! Where'd that come from?
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
Give one of those to the waitress.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 33
Since I referred you to Dr. Schenkman, he was kind enough
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
No, wait-- why would I need luck?
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And just past it, the ocean.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 38
Oh, gosh.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 40
...the immortal...
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 41
♪ South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio ♪
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 42
♪ It was always burning since the world's been turning ♪
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 44
♪ You're the piano man... ♪
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 45
So...
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 46
House.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
Oh, no, but I thought it was kind of implied.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 48
What do you mean?
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 49
As you so adroitly pointed out.
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