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Season 8  "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"  8x4

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 11, 2010

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 1
His father's a jerk and you burned down my freakin' house!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 2
Bet you're surprised to see me back.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 3
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 6
Charlie, don't go there.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 7
It's for your Christmas card.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 8
Nintendo Wii.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 9
why don't you just take it with you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 10
Wow, this place is a wreck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 11
You know what I'm smiling about.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 13
d Men. d
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 14
Oh! Stephen King's Firestarter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 16
I promise I'll get a quiet prostitute.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 18
If I were you, I'd get the money up front.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 19
Ah... there we are.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 20
Lookin' for a quiet hooker.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 21
This used to be my house, you know.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 22
and just, you know, sit here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 24
Is this a private party or can anyone join?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 26
'Cause we're looking for somebody,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 27
Can't argue with that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 28
And I chose you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 30
Eldridge is being a tool.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 31
You might want to light some matches while I'm gone.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 32
Tell me a good place.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 33
Oh, no, that was two years, morning, noon and night,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 34
You got a lump on your groin? No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 35
d Men. d
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 36
Maybe that's because
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 38
to lick the peanut butter off you."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 41
I think I'd remember that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 43
Yes!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 44
How could you sleep with Herb?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 45
Good-bye, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 46
He left to get away from all of us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 47
but for a moment in time, each and every one of you experienced
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 48
I said it wasn't over, I didn't say it was good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 49
having uninhibited sex with beautiful women
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 50
Oh, uh, bathroom's right back there.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 2
Bet you're surprised to see me back.
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Charlie, don't go there.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 7
It's for your Christmas card.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 8
Nintendo Wii.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 9
why don't you just take it with you?
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 10
Wow, this place is a wreck.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 11
You know what I'm smiling about.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 13
d Men. d
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 14
Oh! Stephen King's Firestarter.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 16
I promise I'll get a quiet prostitute.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 18
If I were you, I'd get the money up front.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 19
Ah... there we are.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 20
Lookin' for a quiet hooker.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 21
This used to be my house, you know.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 22
and just, you know, sit here.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 24
Is this a private party or can anyone join?
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 26
'Cause we're looking for somebody,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 27
Can't argue with that.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 28
And I chose you.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 30
Eldridge is being a tool.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 31
You might want to light some matches while I'm gone.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 32
Tell me a good place.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 33
Oh, no, that was two years, morning, noon and night,
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 34
You got a lump on your groin? No.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 35
d Men. d
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 36
Maybe that's because
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 38
to lick the peanut butter off you."
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 41
I think I'd remember that.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 43
Yes!
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 44
How could you sleep with Herb?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 45
Good-bye, Alan.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 46
He left to get away from all of us.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 47
but for a moment in time, each and every one of you experienced
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 48
I said it wasn't over, I didn't say it was good.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 49
having uninhibited sex with beautiful women
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 50
Oh, uh, bathroom's right back there.
#50