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Season 8  "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"  8x2

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 27, 2010

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 1
And if you lived next to the freeway,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 3
She's hot
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 4
Lyndsey told me she loves me tonight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 5
and the fact that you need a muscle relaxer,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 6
All right, well, let's keep it that way.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 7
Lyndsey said she wants me to move out of here
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 8
Oh, please, that was just me crackin' wise.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 9
Which is why you should move in with her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 10
Come on, after all these years,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 11
No, no, no, no, no, you have my space.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 13
Hey, you awake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 14
what exactly is it you're referring to?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 16
I don't know, he's got this thing about penises.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 18
Too big, too big.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 19
(urinating)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 20
Snakes, no problem. They all got snakes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 21
I'd say bite me, but that's been taken care of.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 23
(mocking tone): Yes, I think there's a connection.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 24
Always worked for me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 25
O-L-C-U-D?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 26
Am I making you uncomfortable?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 27
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 28
Jake, your father's here!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 29
I will not have my ex-husband living down the street from me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 30
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 32
No one's going to military school.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 33
No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 34
have decided
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 35
So, I'm losing my weekend beach house?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 36
Yeah, well, at least I don't watch gay porn.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 37
Uh, well, Jake, technically you're not allowed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 38
I'll just, uh, take one for later.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 39
What are you doing?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 40
So? Let them be traumatized.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 41
Keep packing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 42
Oh, won't that be nice.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 45
Almost.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 46
No matter how I figure it, there's gonna be one left over.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 47
Okay, we're leaving.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 48
Um, I had a good time here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 49
(inhales deeply)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 50
and I will be forever in your debt.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 3
She's hot
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 4
Lyndsey told me she loves me tonight.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 5
and the fact that you need a muscle relaxer,
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 6
All right, well, let's keep it that way.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 7
Lyndsey said she wants me to move out of here
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 8
Oh, please, that was just me crackin' wise.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 9
Which is why you should move in with her.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 10
Come on, after all these years,
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 11
No, no, no, no, no, you have my space.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 13
Hey, you awake?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 14
what exactly is it you're referring to?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 16
I don't know, he's got this thing about penises.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 18
Too big, too big.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 19
(urinating)
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 20
Snakes, no problem. They all got snakes.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 21
I'd say bite me, but that's been taken care of.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 23
(mocking tone): Yes, I think there's a connection.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 24
Always worked for me.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 25
O-L-C-U-D?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 26
Am I making you uncomfortable?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 27
♪ Men. ♪
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 28
Jake, your father's here!
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 29
I will not have my ex-husband living down the street from me.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 30
♪ Men. ♪
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 32
No one's going to military school.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 33
No.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 34
have decided
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 35
So, I'm losing my weekend beach house?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 36
Yeah, well, at least I don't watch gay porn.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 37
Uh, well, Jake, technically you're not allowed.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 38
I'll just, uh, take one for later.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 39
What are you doing?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 40
So? Let them be traumatized.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 41
Keep packing.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 42
Oh, won't that be nice.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 45
Almost.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 46
No matter how I figure it, there's gonna be one left over.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 47
Okay, we're leaving.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 48
Um, I had a good time here.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 49
(inhales deeply)
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 50
and I will be forever in your debt.
#50