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Season 8  "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"  8x15

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 07, 2011

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 1
You have $5,000 in your sweatpants?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 3
and you're going to go over there
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 5
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 6
as much as it's an opportunity for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 7
Not since you learned to talk anyway.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 8
$10,000.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 9
You're going to get your money back plus interest.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 10
What the hell was that?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 11
You only think you love me because you can't have me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 13
then I can't get into a good college.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 14
I had a good week.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 15
I get to use the guest towels!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 16
Well, actually, it's something you might...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 17
You mother and brother invested?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 18
$15,000.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 20
I'm almost 40 years old, and I'm delivering you a pizza.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 21
Hello.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 22
Can't the service send over another girl?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 23
So who's the woman?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 24
She was always getting me little love gifts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 25
Yep.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 26
Yep.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 27
Hey, Rose. It's Charlie again.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 28
I was just leaving her a message.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 29
Oh, you know, a few pairs of socks, a new belt.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 30
Oh. Oh, no.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 31
And here
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 32
Then, you're not dreaming.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 34
Come on.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 35
I agree. That's why, when I found the money,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 36
And I've got some extra cash that's a result
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 37
My bank asks a lot of questions about my... alfalfa earnings.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 38
Boy, I hope she means it's behind the toilet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 40
Got a new shirt with my name on it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 42
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 43
I'm proud of you, Alan. Well done.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 44
Since you seem to be on a roll,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 45
Darling, if you cut me out of this, I'll kill you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 46
$23.75? You got it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 47
He's quiet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 48
an important figure in the fashion industry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 49
Manny Quinn!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 50
How dare you.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 3
and you're going to go over there
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 5
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 6
as much as it's an opportunity for you.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 7
Not since you learned to talk anyway.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 8
$10,000.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 9
You're going to get your money back plus interest.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 10
What the hell was that?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 11
You only think you love me because you can't have me.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 13
then I can't get into a good college.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 14
I had a good week.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 15
I get to use the guest towels!
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 16
Well, actually, it's something you might...
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 17
You mother and brother invested?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 18
$15,000.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 20
I'm almost 40 years old, and I'm delivering you a pizza.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 21
Hello.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 22
Can't the service send over another girl?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 23
So who's the woman?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 24
She was always getting me little love gifts.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 25
Yep.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 26
Yep.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 27
Hey, Rose. It's Charlie again.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 28
I was just leaving her a message.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 29
Oh, you know, a few pairs of socks, a new belt.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 30
Oh. Oh, no.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 31
And here
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 32
Then, you're not dreaming.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 34
Come on.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 35
I agree. That's why, when I found the money,
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 36
And I've got some extra cash that's a result
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 37
My bank asks a lot of questions about my... alfalfa earnings.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 38
Boy, I hope she means it's behind the toilet.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 40
Got a new shirt with my name on it.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 42
♪ Men. ♪
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 43
I'm proud of you, Alan. Well done.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 44
Since you seem to be on a roll,
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 45
Darling, if you cut me out of this, I'll kill you.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 46
$23.75? You got it.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 47
He's quiet.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 48
an important figure in the fashion industry.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 49
Manny Quinn!
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 (S08E15) - 50
How dare you.
#50