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Season 8  "Lookin' for Japanese Subs"  8x14

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 17, 2011

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 1
♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 2
Hi. I'm Jake Harper, and this is the Human Volcano.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
Now I will lay on the floor.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
What are you doing on the floor?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
Cool stunts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7
Well, we were thinking "What's better than Jackass?"
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
The plan is, we shoot a bunch of cool stunts,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about this mess?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Rose.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
Nice.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
a great first episode of The Asskateers.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Memory wipe?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
It's not spying. It's...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
I was doing yoga.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
and shake the man's hand?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
Yeah, I kind of wish she hadn't done that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
(clattering)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
I love my husband.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
Now, please get out of here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
We took precautions.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
We were planning to land in the ocean.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
Okay, okay. I am serious. Okay?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27
Hey, doc, what's this on my nutsack? Is it infected?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
He said, "cockamamie."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
Oh, what's to become of my son?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
Wow. That's got to sting a bit.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
she was just a crazy one-night stand
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
Well, don't go stealing it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
I said, "spitballin'."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
That has got to be the worst-looking toupee
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
Manny is right inside.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
All right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41
- Fine. - I don't know why they even make those.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
Good news, Manny.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
So, I'm thinking we call this stunt "Fart Rocket."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
Hey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
(both laughing)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
What?!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
So? That doesn't make it... not love.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
(thudding) Ow!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50
Right, right, right. Just talking. Let's talk.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 2
Hi. I'm Jake Harper, and this is the Human Volcano.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
Now I will lay on the floor.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
What are you doing on the floor?
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
Cool stunts.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7
Well, we were thinking "What's better than Jackass?"
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
The plan is, we shoot a bunch of cool stunts,
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about this mess?
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Rose.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
Nice.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
a great first episode of The Asskateers.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Memory wipe?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
It's not spying. It's...
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
I was doing yoga.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
and shake the man's hand?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
Yeah, I kind of wish she hadn't done that.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
(clattering)
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
I love my husband.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
Now, please get out of here.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
We took precautions.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
We were planning to land in the ocean.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
Okay, okay. I am serious. Okay?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27
Hey, doc, what's this on my nutsack? Is it infected?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
He said, "cockamamie."
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
Oh, what's to become of my son?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
Wow. That's got to sting a bit.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
she was just a crazy one-night stand
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
Well, don't go stealing it.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
I said, "spitballin'."
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
That has got to be the worst-looking toupee
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
Manny is right inside.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
All right.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41
- Fine. - I don't know why they even make those.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
Good news, Manny.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
So, I'm thinking we call this stunt "Fart Rocket."
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
Hey.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
(both laughing)
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
What?!
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
So? That doesn't make it... not love.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
(thudding) Ow!
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50
Right, right, right. Just talking. Let's talk.
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