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Season 8  "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"  8x12

Aired 13 years ago - Dec 13, 2010

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 1
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 2
Oh. And you're trying to fill the void
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 3
Let me tell you something, Alan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 4
over at his mom's house tonight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 5
I guess I'll just go to the movies by myself.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 6
Charlie: No masturbating in the kitchen!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 7
It's a jingle
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 8
¶ Start your day with a big hooray ¶
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 9
¶ chocolate diddlers, chocolate diddlers ¶
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 10
Um, if I had a note...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 11
Okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 12
That's okay, I got to work.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 13
Honestly,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 14
(Playing bouncy tune)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 15
That's a good day's work.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 16
Veronica.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 17
You have an inchworm in your pants?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 18
I'll spare you the details of my selfish, narcissistic,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 19
So, what went wrong?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 20
but I got right back on the horse
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 21
Yeah, I'm aware of the social stigma,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 22
So anyway, I take the moral high ground
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 23
Thank you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 25
(music playing)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 26
Dude, how can I invite them if I don't know them?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 27
Hey, gang, there's hot quesadillas in the kitchen.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 28
And it's a really long drive.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 29
Charlie: Taxi!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 30
That's okay, I'll say it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 31
and it's not gonna be a pretty call.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 32
and putting him in a shoebox
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 33
Just resting.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 34
He's a drunk with a lot of money...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 35
Oh, oh, fine, I will talk to him about it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 36
Did we break any biblical laws?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 37
Well, that's good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 38
You know, Alan,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 39
telling me to get help.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 40
Well, I think it might be time to go back to my shrink.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 42
So, what's going on?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 43
Three.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 45
That's not a bad instinct.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 46
I'm afraid of intimacy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 47
Not using a condom?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 48
to tell her how you really feel.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 49
You know what?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 50
How about non-familial relationships?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 2
Oh. And you're trying to fill the void
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 3
Let me tell you something, Alan.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 4
over at his mom's house tonight.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 5
I guess I'll just go to the movies by myself.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 6
Charlie: No masturbating in the kitchen!
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 7
It's a jingle
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 8
¶ Start your day with a big hooray ¶
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 9
¶ chocolate diddlers, chocolate diddlers ¶
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 10
Um, if I had a note...
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 11
Okay.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 12
That's okay, I got to work.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 13
Honestly,
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 14
(Playing bouncy tune)
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 15
That's a good day's work.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 16
Veronica.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 17
You have an inchworm in your pants?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 18
I'll spare you the details of my selfish, narcissistic,
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 19
So, what went wrong?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 20
but I got right back on the horse
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 21
Yeah, I'm aware of the social stigma,
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 22
So anyway, I take the moral high ground
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 23
Thank you.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 25
(music playing)
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 26
Dude, how can I invite them if I don't know them?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 27
Hey, gang, there's hot quesadillas in the kitchen.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 28
And it's a really long drive.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 29
Charlie: Taxi!
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 30
That's okay, I'll say it.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 31
and it's not gonna be a pretty call.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 32
and putting him in a shoebox
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 33
Just resting.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 34
He's a drunk with a lot of money...
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 35
Oh, oh, fine, I will talk to him about it.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 36
Did we break any biblical laws?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 37
Well, that's good.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 38
You know, Alan,
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 39
telling me to get help.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 40
Well, I think it might be time to go back to my shrink.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 42
So, what's going on?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 43
Three.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 45
That's not a bad instinct.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 46
I'm afraid of intimacy?
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 47
Not using a condom?
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 48
to tell her how you really feel.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 49
You know what?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 50
How about non-familial relationships?
#50