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Season 8  "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"  8x1

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 20, 2010

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 1
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that you're banging his buddy's mom.
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Yeah. Yeah, very good.
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No, she's coming from Jake's room.
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No. No, this is unacceptable.
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♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪
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At this point, anything's possible.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 9
but technically an orgy requires a minimum of six participants.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 10
Now we're talking three girls and a guy named Bud.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 11
I woke up on the stairs alone.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 12
Well, I clearly had a plan of some kind.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 13
Maybe they were having an all-night study session.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 15
So, just an evening alone in your room.
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It's hugging time. Come here, you dog.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 18
Terrific. So what were they doing in your room!?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 19
Aww... Aww...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 20
Where were you, by the way?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 21
You know, like...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 22
And you didn't ask?
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"Dear Inspected By Number 94...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 24
Sincerely yours, Charles Francis Harper."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 25
I've got a little surprise for you!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 26
Oh, is that whipped cream, or are you planning to shave me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 27
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Jake's gonna stay for dinner, okay?
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The whipped cream's dripping into my crack. Okay.
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One question.
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Okay. Okay.
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'cause I was sneaking out of Lyndsey's house.
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to a garment inspector in Malaysia,
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Yep.
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of Eldridge's house.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 40
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a liar?
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♪ Men. ♪
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to keep from peeing my pants.
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Let me explain something to you, Alan.
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Whereas I am a well-known rascal.
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You're going to Judith's? I'll come with you.
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I am. I haven't had a drink all day.
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My God, Alan, I can't believe you're sleeping with Lyndsey MacElroy.
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You don't sleep with your son's friend's mother.
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before she got married.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 2
that you're banging his buddy's mom.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 3
Yeah. Yeah, very good.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 5
No, she's coming from Jake's room.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 6
No. No, this is unacceptable.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 7
♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 8
At this point, anything's possible.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 9
but technically an orgy requires a minimum of six participants.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 10
Now we're talking three girls and a guy named Bud.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 11
I woke up on the stairs alone.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 12
Well, I clearly had a plan of some kind.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 13
Maybe they were having an all-night study session.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 15
So, just an evening alone in your room.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 17
It's hugging time. Come here, you dog.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 18
Terrific. So what were they doing in your room!?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 19
Aww... Aww...
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 20
Where were you, by the way?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 21
You know, like...
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 22
And you didn't ask?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 23
"Dear Inspected By Number 94...
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 24
Sincerely yours, Charles Francis Harper."
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 25
I've got a little surprise for you!
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 26
Oh, is that whipped cream, or are you planning to shave me?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 28
Jake's gonna stay for dinner, okay?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 29
The whipped cream's dripping into my crack. Okay.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 33
One question.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 34
Okay. Okay.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 35
'cause I was sneaking out of Lyndsey's house.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 36
to a garment inspector in Malaysia,
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 37
Yep.
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of Eldridge's house.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 40
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a liar?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 41
♪ Men. ♪
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 42
to keep from peeing my pants.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 43
Let me explain something to you, Alan.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 44
Whereas I am a well-known rascal.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
You're going to Judith's? I'll come with you.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 46
I am. I haven't had a drink all day.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 47
My God, Alan, I can't believe you're sleeping with Lyndsey MacElroy.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 48
You don't sleep with your son's friend's mother.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 49
before she got married.
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