S6 E9
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Season 6  "The Mooch at the Boo"  6x9

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 24, 2008

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 1
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
Recover sunglasses. Check.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
You come get your Uncle Charlie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
- They making s'mores on the barbecue? - No.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
Why don't you go over there and introduce yourself?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
I don't know. Try saying hello.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
Wait till you turn. You'll feel like you have to pee while you're still peeing.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Ten, 12 years later she comes to her senses, leaves you, takes all your stuff,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
We live next door. Right, Jake?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
We just came by to welcome you to the neighborhood.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
- You know what his nickname was, Jake? - No.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Honey, show him where it is. - Come on, Jake.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
I just came by to say hello. Can you get me a sky box?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Hey, Dad, would it be all right if Jake and I take a walk on the beach?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
That boy touches my daughter, I'm going to be touching you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
cappuccino.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
Clip, ping, clip, ping!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
Yep. Malibu.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
Well, uh, looks like I'm all done here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
Or, uh, maybe I could take you out for a nice lunch.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Let me give Jake a call, see what's keeping 'em.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
I spend most of my time out at the beach house.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
So, now that we're here, what do you want to do?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
Oh, excuse me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
So, uh, what's the problem?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
He's great. Probably having the time of his life.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
Actually, I think it's chiffon.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
I'm a big, ol' cross-dresser.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
Jake is harmless.You don't have a thing to worry about,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
But I do know what it's like to exploit women with daddy issues.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Oh, yeah, baby. It's always been one of my fantasies.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Why am I not surprised?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
Oh, yeah, Grl Zrbnck.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
Come on. Come on. Let's get you home.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
And it will show your daughter that you trust her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
Recover sunglasses. Check.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
You come get your Uncle Charlie.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
- They making s'mores on the barbecue? - No.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
Why don't you go over there and introduce yourself?
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
I don't know. Try saying hello.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
Wait till you turn. You'll feel like you have to pee while you're still peeing.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Ten, 12 years later she comes to her senses, leaves you, takes all your stuff,
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
We live next door. Right, Jake?
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
We just came by to welcome you to the neighborhood.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
- You know what his nickname was, Jake? - No.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Honey, show him where it is. - Come on, Jake.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
I just came by to say hello. Can you get me a sky box?
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Hey, Dad, would it be all right if Jake and I take a walk on the beach?
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
That boy touches my daughter, I'm going to be touching you.
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
cappuccino.
#16
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Clip, ping, clip, ping!
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
Yep. Malibu.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
Well, uh, looks like I'm all done here.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
Or, uh, maybe I could take you out for a nice lunch.
#21
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Let me give Jake a call, see what's keeping 'em.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
#24
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I spend most of my time out at the beach house.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
So, now that we're here, what do you want to do?
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
Oh, excuse me.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
So, uh, what's the problem?
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
He's great. Probably having the time of his life.
#32
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Actually, I think it's chiffon.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
I'm a big, ol' cross-dresser.
#36
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Jake is harmless.You don't have a thing to worry about,
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
But I do know what it's like to exploit women with daddy issues.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Oh, yeah, baby. It's always been one of my fantasies.
#41
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Why am I not surprised?
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
Oh, yeah, Grl Zrbnck.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
Come on. Come on. Let's get you home.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
And it will show your daughter that you trust her.
#49
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