S6 E18
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Season 6  "My Son's Enormous Head"  6x18

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 16, 2009

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 1
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What do you want from me? I'm not a big phlegm fan.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 5
This is what it's all about, being there for her no matter what.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 6
An opportunity to show her that she can depend on you...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 8
Charlie?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 10
You mean it?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 11
No problem.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 13
- Nice necklace. - Thanks.
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- Why, what's the problem? - She's nine.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 17
Boy, as soon as I get my license, I am so out of here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 18
Not sure. Cold, flu. Something disgusting.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 19
You know they can be prevented by using a condom.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 21
Chelsea? Honey?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 22
Would you mind going to the drugstore for me?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 23
...something for canker sores and wet wipes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 24
You're really being wonderful about all this, Charlie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 27
And that's not just the oxyContin talking.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 28
Here. I'll give you the kid stuff.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 29
A dam for every river...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 31
This will handle anything from a little drizzle to a monsoon.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 33
No. No. Why would I be mad at you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 34
Can you go over to my place and get me some clean clothes and feed Sir Lancelot?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 35
You got to scoop out the poop and put in fresh litter.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 37
Oh, yeah, that's what I had.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 38
Because I just chugged a half a bottle of codeine...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 39
Great. Now I just gotta feed the damn cat.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 40
...he'd just crap in the toilet instead of a litter box.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 41
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I'm thinking sooner or later Chelsea's gonna wanna move in with me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 43
Oh, Lord.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 44
We're on the air with codeine and bourbon. Go ahead caller.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 45
Oh, Alan, if you'd seen and heard the things I have in the last 24 hours...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 46
I'll never be able to watch the kid pull on a sweater again.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 47
Oh, this is not a kitty cat.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 48
- You need some more orange juice? - No, thank you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 49
- You think? - Are you kidding?
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Just remember, when it comes to nurturing, Charlie's like a dog playing the piano.

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What do you want from me? I'm not a big phlegm fan.
#3
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This is what it's all about, being there for her no matter what.
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An opportunity to show her that she can depend on you...
#6
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Charlie?
#8
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You mean it?
#10
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No problem.
#11
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- Nice necklace. - Thanks.
#13
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- Why, what's the problem? - She's nine.
#14
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Boy, as soon as I get my license, I am so out of here.
#17
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Not sure. Cold, flu. Something disgusting.
#18
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You know they can be prevented by using a condom.
#19
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Chelsea? Honey?
#21
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Would you mind going to the drugstore for me?
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 23
...something for canker sores and wet wipes.
#23
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You're really being wonderful about all this, Charlie.
#24
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And that's not just the oxyContin talking.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 28
Here. I'll give you the kid stuff.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 29
A dam for every river...
#29
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This will handle anything from a little drizzle to a monsoon.
#31
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No. No. Why would I be mad at you?
#33
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Can you go over to my place and get me some clean clothes and feed Sir Lancelot?
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 35
You got to scoop out the poop and put in fresh litter.
#35
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Oh, yeah, that's what I had.
#37
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Because I just chugged a half a bottle of codeine...
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 39
Great. Now I just gotta feed the damn cat.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 40
...he'd just crap in the toilet instead of a litter box.
#40
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I'm thinking sooner or later Chelsea's gonna wanna move in with me.
#42
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Oh, Lord.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 44
We're on the air with codeine and bourbon. Go ahead caller.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 45
Oh, Alan, if you'd seen and heard the things I have in the last 24 hours...
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 46
I'll never be able to watch the kid pull on a sweater again.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 47
Oh, this is not a kitty cat.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 48
- You need some more orange juice? - No, thank you.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 49
- You think? - Are you kidding?
#49
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Just remember, when it comes to nurturing, Charlie's like a dog playing the piano.
#50