S6 E20
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Season 6  "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"  6x20

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 13, 2009

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 2
Disappointed sex is... Well, we might as well be married.
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Give it time, let it happen naturally.
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Well, for starters, you'll be the only one.
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Any insight you gain into me via my mother...
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...as long as we've been going out, I've never met your mother.
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- Charlie... - I'll throw in Alan and a couple of steaks.
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Can you just wake up enough so it's not weird?
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The previous owner had a spectacular view...
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All right, get back to me.
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or any part of my life.
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Yes, we are. Is that a problem?
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Yeah, and I have no hangover.
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The fact remains, had I overlooked that...
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Massive coronary in Brentwood.
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She's been through so much. She's a real survivor.
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Never mind about my mother.
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All right, but don't come rubbing up against me in the night.
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...your failures: Work, marriage, and parenthood. She'll connect the dots.
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Isn't it time we forgive and forget?
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Pay off your car?
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T is for the traitor who's my brother
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It's gotta burn like hell.
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Pleasure was mine. It's nice to be appreciated for a change.
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- What plans? - Oh, for God sake, can't you just play along?
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...and have descended to a depth of 60 fathoms.
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Do you know where Charlie is? We're supposed to be at your mother's at 7.
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I return to the deep.
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