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Season 6  "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"  6x14

Aired 15 years ago - Feb 02, 2009

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 1
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 5
...I'd guess she earns her living baking cookies in a hollow tree.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 6
And that's not all. She wants me to help with a party.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 8
Okay, I won't. From now on.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 9
Go back to what you were planning, uh, uh... Doing, uh. Whatever.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 10
- Why? - It's his birthday.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 11
We don't, uh... We don't have to go out to dinner...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 12
Of course it's just us. Who else would it be?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 15
This is so nice.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 16
My family are a bunch of thoughtless, selfish butt wipes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 17
Oh, uh... Listen, are you gonna be cutting the cake soon?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 18
Let him write his own speech.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 20
Sorry I'm late. I was burning a fatty with one of the busboys in the parking lot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 22
All right. Uh... Berta, why don't you get the ball rolling?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 23
And now here we are, six years later.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 24
I have pictures of myself dressed in a forest ranger's uniform...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 25
Uh, who's next? Evelyn?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 26
...you were always the good son.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 28
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 29
- You people are horrible. - No, honey, it's okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 30
- Come on, Alan. We're leaving. - Really? Before the cake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 31
...so maybe I wasrt an official forest ranger.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 32
I shaved for this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 35
Tough times, Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 36
Alan? No, he didn't come home.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 38
Did you not notice when you finally came out of the toilet that your father was gone?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 40
...someplace where I, I'm nurtured and loved.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 42
Oh, man.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 43
It is beautiful, isn't it? God forbid my family should notice.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 44
A little herb garden.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 45
...and he'll grow into some righteous chronic.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 49
Oh, and it's got those little marshmallows. I love those.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 50
No one's ever said that to me before.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 5
...I'd guess she earns her living baking cookies in a hollow tree.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 6
And that's not all. She wants me to help with a party.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 8
Okay, I won't. From now on.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 9
Go back to what you were planning, uh, uh... Doing, uh. Whatever.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 10
- Why? - It's his birthday.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 11
We don't, uh... We don't have to go out to dinner...
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 12
Of course it's just us. Who else would it be?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 15
This is so nice.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 16
My family are a bunch of thoughtless, selfish butt wipes.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 17
Oh, uh... Listen, are you gonna be cutting the cake soon?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 18
Let him write his own speech.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 20
Sorry I'm late. I was burning a fatty with one of the busboys in the parking lot.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 22
All right. Uh... Berta, why don't you get the ball rolling?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 23
And now here we are, six years later.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 24
I have pictures of myself dressed in a forest ranger's uniform...
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 25
Uh, who's next? Evelyn?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 26
...you were always the good son.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 28
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is...
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 29
- You people are horrible. - No, honey, it's okay.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 30
- Come on, Alan. We're leaving. - Really? Before the cake?
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 31
...so maybe I wasrt an official forest ranger.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 32
I shaved for this?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 35
Tough times, Charlie.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 36
Alan? No, he didn't come home.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 38
Did you not notice when you finally came out of the toilet that your father was gone?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 40
...someplace where I, I'm nurtured and loved.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 42
Oh, man.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 43
It is beautiful, isn't it? God forbid my family should notice.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 44
A little herb garden.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 45
...and he'll grow into some righteous chronic.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 49
Oh, and it's got those little marshmallows. I love those.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 14 (S06E14) - 50
No one's ever said that to me before.
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