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Season 6  "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"  6x1

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 22, 2008

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 1
- Chuck. - I heard it. Ahem.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2
What difference does it make?
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- Why? What's wrong? - My battery died.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 6
...and whiskey breath, but I'm guessing he'll grow into that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7
I'm confused. Where do the galoshes go?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
- That's not true. - The hell it isn't.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
So? You showed up at my door with a 10-year-old...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 11
Look, I told you, Charlie, I'm giving you the best bulk rate I can.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 12
And I appreciate it. But that's not what I was asking about.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 15
Well, there are a number of things to factor in.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 16
...there's always gonna be flaws in the process.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17
Okay. Okay, so bottom line, what you're saying is...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 18
...but not one penny in child support.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 19
- It's kind of a cute story. She was... - I don't wanna hear it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Maybe your little bastard would like a Wiffle-ball bat.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 21
- No, I am not. - What's going on?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 23
They should put it in big letters right on the reservoir tip.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
I'm not sure Hallmark has a "deadbeat dad" section.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
- Uh, laundry room. - Thanks. I over-wiped.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
Hey, I'm gonna need a mop too.
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- Hey, Jake? - Don't worry, it's all cleaned up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 32
Oh, yeah, and a tangerine. That's what killed me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 33
You have different women here practically every night.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
- I mean, another cousin. - What do I need another cousin for?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 36
Well, I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd stop by and say hello...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
But the guy that usually sells roses at the freeway on-ramp switched to oranges...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 39
Charlie, you don't have to worry about him.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 40
Boy, you miss one health class...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
- Jake, language. - Yeah, language, math.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 43
Well, it's...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 45
Well, it... It turns out that there are flaws in every manufacturing process...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
Lucky you. If I were her, I'd have owned half this house...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 48
Well, easy for you to say now that you've dodged the bullet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 49
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And clearly you've done a great job raising Chuck on your own.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2
What difference does it make?
#2
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- Why? What's wrong? - My battery died.
#3
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...and whiskey breath, but I'm guessing he'll grow into that.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7
I'm confused. Where do the galoshes go?
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
- That's not true. - The hell it isn't.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
So? You showed up at my door with a 10-year-old...
#9
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Look, I told you, Charlie, I'm giving you the best bulk rate I can.
#11
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And I appreciate it. But that's not what I was asking about.
#12
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Well, there are a number of things to factor in.
#15
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...there's always gonna be flaws in the process.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17
Okay. Okay, so bottom line, what you're saying is...
#17
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...but not one penny in child support.
#18
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- It's kind of a cute story. She was... - I don't wanna hear it.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Maybe your little bastard would like a Wiffle-ball bat.
#20
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- No, I am not. - What's going on?
#21
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They should put it in big letters right on the reservoir tip.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
I'm not sure Hallmark has a "deadbeat dad" section.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
- Uh, laundry room. - Thanks. I over-wiped.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
Hey, I'm gonna need a mop too.
#26
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- Hey, Jake? - Don't worry, it's all cleaned up.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 32
Oh, yeah, and a tangerine. That's what killed me.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 33
You have different women here practically every night.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
- I mean, another cousin. - What do I need another cousin for?
#34
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Well, I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd stop by and say hello...
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
But the guy that usually sells roses at the freeway on-ramp switched to oranges...
#37
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Charlie, you don't have to worry about him.
#39
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Boy, you miss one health class...
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
- Jake, language. - Yeah, language, math.
#41
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Well, it's...
#43
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Well, it... It turns out that there are flaws in every manufacturing process...
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
Lucky you. If I were her, I'd have owned half this house...
#46
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Well, easy for you to say now that you've dodged the bullet.
#48
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And clearly you've done a great job raising Chuck on your own.
#50