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Season 6  "I Think You Offended Don"  6x13

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 19, 2009

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 1
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You have a nice break till the, uh, old hemorrhoids come a-calling.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
- Yes, we did. - Read my lips. We did not have sex.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
Really? I didn't notice that on the stencils.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
Yeah, well, that's not how it turned out.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
Then when they reconciled, Herb nailed Judith.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
Technically, maybe neither one of you is the father.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
That's just ridiculous. Judith won't even eat Mexican food.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
I would've dropped him off at an orphanage...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
Oh, right, play the money card. That's all you got.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
Ooh, I'm scared.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
Oh, come on. Come on, uh, sit down. You'll like it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
Never have I felt a love so grand
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
- Surprise. - Herb doesn't need any help, Alan.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
It's like nine kinds of suck in an eight-suck bag.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
You couldn't really do that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
- Okay, what the hell's wrong with you? - Nothing.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
In fact, I know exactly how you feel. My mom's second child ruined my life.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
...later on they move into your guest room with their kid and never leave.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
So if it's not the baby, then why have you been such a dillweed lately?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
Jolene Melnick.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
- Herb, can you get the cookies for me? - Oh, sure.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
If not for me, our little girl would be surrounded by metaphorical pony peni.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
Because my stupid uncle won't let me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
- Hi there. - Gotta go.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
...like I give a rat's ass about your social life.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
- I can't tell you. It's embarrassing. - Okay, okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
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Uh-huh.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
- Oh, please. How old are your friends? - Same age as me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
But for a guy like you, the truth can be a powerful tool.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
That I don't know what I'm doing?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
"I'm new at this and I'm trusting you to be patient with me. "
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
- Thanks, Uncle Charlie. - No problem, buddy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
All right, we're agreed on a Montessori preschool, but what about child care?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
- What demons? - Oh, ah, well, it's no biggie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
oh, dear God, what the hell happened?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
...we found her face down in a bowl of Häagen-Dazs with Percocets in her hair.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
...but he was never the same after that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
- How's it going in here? - Oh, honey. Good news.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
You have a nice break till the, uh, old hemorrhoids come a-calling.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
- Yes, we did. - Read my lips. We did not have sex.
#4
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Really? I didn't notice that on the stencils.
#6
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Yeah, well, that's not how it turned out.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
Then when they reconciled, Herb nailed Judith.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
Technically, maybe neither one of you is the father.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
That's just ridiculous. Judith won't even eat Mexican food.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
I would've dropped him off at an orphanage...
#13
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Oh, right, play the money card. That's all you got.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
Ooh, I'm scared.
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
Oh, come on. Come on, uh, sit down. You'll like it.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
Never have I felt a love so grand
#19
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- Surprise. - Herb doesn't need any help, Alan.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
It's like nine kinds of suck in an eight-suck bag.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
You couldn't really do that.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
- Okay, what the hell's wrong with you? - Nothing.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
In fact, I know exactly how you feel. My mom's second child ruined my life.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
...later on they move into your guest room with their kid and never leave.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
So if it's not the baby, then why have you been such a dillweed lately?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
Jolene Melnick.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
- Herb, can you get the cookies for me? - Oh, sure.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
If not for me, our little girl would be surrounded by metaphorical pony peni.
#30
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Because my stupid uncle won't let me.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
- Hi there. - Gotta go.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
...like I give a rat's ass about your social life.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
- I can't tell you. It's embarrassing. - Okay, okay.
#35
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Uh-huh.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
- Oh, please. How old are your friends? - Same age as me.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
But for a guy like you, the truth can be a powerful tool.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
That I don't know what I'm doing?
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
"I'm new at this and I'm trusting you to be patient with me. "
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
- Thanks, Uncle Charlie. - No problem, buddy.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
All right, we're agreed on a Montessori preschool, but what about child care?
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
- What demons? - Oh, ah, well, it's no biggie.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
oh, dear God, what the hell happened?
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
...we found her face down in a bowl of Häagen-Dazs with Percocets in her hair.
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
...but he was never the same after that.
#49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
- How's it going in here? - Oh, honey. Good news.
#50