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Season 6  "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"  6x3

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 06, 2008

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 1
Okay, maybe I'm a little late to the party.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 2
Lights out at fat camp, a jelly bean is steak tartar.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 3
You know, hittin' two pinatas with one stick?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 4
These are divorced Valley moms trolling for a new schmuck to replace the old schmuck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 5
Drizzle thy frosting on the divorced sticky buns of the Valley.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 6
DeSto proudly presents
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 7
Those chefs on TV act like they're curing leprosy or something.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 9
try hangin' outside a liquor store and look for a guy wearing house slippers and talking to himself.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 10
The fact that your opinion means less than squat to me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 11
Well, it's like this: Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain cells.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 13
- Whatcha doing? - Cooking breakfast.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 14
I Don't know. I... thought I'd expand my horizons a bit.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 15
Hello?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 17
Uh, uh, the thing is, uh, I already made plans, uh, with my, uh, you know, son, who I love dearly.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 18
- Eat pizza. - And eat pizza.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 19
Uh, okay, uh, uh, great, great. Good. I-I'll see you then. Okay, bye.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 20
Why does it smell like bourbon?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 21
A little too much egg.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 23
Yeah, well, people grow, people change.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 25
Hey, Alan. Speaking of lies--
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 26
The point is, you need to be careful.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 28
can date several women at the same time, I'm quite certain I can handle two.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 30
so you and I can spend the whole weekend in bed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 31
Uh, you know, uh, I'll have to check, but I-I-I think Saturday is a-a working Saturday for me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 32
That's one I wouldn't mind owning.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 33
Do you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 34
Okay, then.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 36
How are you? Are you with a girl? Does she have big ones?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 37
We'll talk about that later.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 38
Do you have to go?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 39
It's a pretzel. You want some?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 40
He said the government stole his kidneys.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 41
I know. For a cheap guy, he can be surprisingly generous.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 43
Listen, my mom still thinks I'm studying at Gabe's house, so I don't think I should go home at this time.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 44
- Nope, false alarm. - Wait for it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 45
Remove your shoes and place them in the bag, then seal it and put it back in the trunk.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 47
I'm a one-woman man and, baby, you're that woman.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 50
Your body is also telling you that alcohol is poison.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 2
Lights out at fat camp, a jelly bean is steak tartar.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 3
You know, hittin' two pinatas with one stick?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 4
These are divorced Valley moms trolling for a new schmuck to replace the old schmuck.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 5
Drizzle thy frosting on the divorced sticky buns of the Valley.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 6
DeSto proudly presents
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 7
Those chefs on TV act like they're curing leprosy or something.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 9
try hangin' outside a liquor store and look for a guy wearing house slippers and talking to himself.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 10
The fact that your opinion means less than squat to me.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 11
Well, it's like this: Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain cells.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 13
- Whatcha doing? - Cooking breakfast.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 14
I Don't know. I... thought I'd expand my horizons a bit.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 15
Hello?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 17
Uh, uh, the thing is, uh, I already made plans, uh, with my, uh, you know, son, who I love dearly.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 18
- Eat pizza. - And eat pizza.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 19
Uh, okay, uh, uh, great, great. Good. I-I'll see you then. Okay, bye.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 20
Why does it smell like bourbon?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 21
A little too much egg.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 23
Yeah, well, people grow, people change.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 25
Hey, Alan. Speaking of lies--
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 26
The point is, you need to be careful.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 28
can date several women at the same time, I'm quite certain I can handle two.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 30
so you and I can spend the whole weekend in bed.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 31
Uh, you know, uh, I'll have to check, but I-I-I think Saturday is a-a working Saturday for me.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 32
That's one I wouldn't mind owning.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 33
Do you?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 34
Okay, then.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 36
How are you? Are you with a girl? Does she have big ones?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 37
We'll talk about that later.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 38
Do you have to go?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 39
It's a pretzel. You want some?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 40
He said the government stole his kidneys.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 41
I know. For a cheap guy, he can be surprisingly generous.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 43
Listen, my mom still thinks I'm studying at Gabe's house, so I don't think I should go home at this time.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 44
- Nope, false alarm. - Wait for it.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 45
Remove your shoes and place them in the bag, then seal it and put it back in the trunk.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 47
I'm a one-woman man and, baby, you're that woman.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 3 (S06E03) - 50
Your body is also telling you that alcohol is poison.
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