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Season 6  "Thank God for Scoliosis"  6x12

Aired 16 years ago - Jan 12, 2009

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 1
- Hi. - Hey.
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The itsy-bitsy spider who climbed up my waterspout?
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Just a little kissing, and she could feel my enthusiasm.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
And you never bang a woman who owns a snake or a bird.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
Exactly.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 13
- What happened? - What do you think happened?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 14
- Morning. Morning.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 15
It may seem like fun and games at the beginning...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 16
I'd rather forget I ever heard it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 17
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Thank God for scoliosis, ha, ha.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 20
There's nothing wrong with that. It's a beautiful thing. It's... It's natural.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 21
Oh, good. Good. I'm glad, ha, ha.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 22
Wide open.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 23
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 25
Then why do you call it Brenda?
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We'll see.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 29
So if anybody asks, you're a homely lesbian.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 30
- This is my nephew, Jake. - Hey, Jake.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 31
The other day he ate a handful of packing peanuts.
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Uh, Mom, this is my boss, Dr. Harper.
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I just want you to know that I have nothing but respect your daughter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 37
Well, come on in, I'm watching Hellboy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 38
- You are a great cook. - And you are a cutie pie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 39
Maybe take a cab home.
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Thank you, that'd be great.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 42
Sit down, you little bastard.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 43
Mm.
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Just like popping out a Ping-Pong ball. Ha, ha.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 45
I'm sorry, honey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 46
I'm sorry about that.
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Don't mind me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 48
The best part of a root beer float: Your burps taste good.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 49
What do you wanna bet he falls asleep in the car and I have to carry him in?
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What? Stop that. He's kidding. I never hit him. Tell her you're kidding.

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The itsy-bitsy spider who climbed up my waterspout?
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Just a little kissing, and she could feel my enthusiasm.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
And you never bang a woman who owns a snake or a bird.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
Exactly.
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- What happened? - What do you think happened?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 14
- Morning. Morning.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 15
It may seem like fun and games at the beginning...
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 16
I'd rather forget I ever heard it.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 19
Thank God for scoliosis, ha, ha.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 20
There's nothing wrong with that. It's a beautiful thing. It's... It's natural.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 21
Oh, good. Good. I'm glad, ha, ha.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 22
Wide open.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 25
Then why do you call it Brenda?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 27
We'll see.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 29
So if anybody asks, you're a homely lesbian.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 30
- This is my nephew, Jake. - Hey, Jake.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 31
The other day he ate a handful of packing peanuts.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 35
Uh, Mom, this is my boss, Dr. Harper.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 36
I just want you to know that I have nothing but respect your daughter.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 37
Well, come on in, I'm watching Hellboy.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 38
- You are a great cook. - And you are a cutie pie.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 39
Maybe take a cab home.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 41
Thank you, that'd be great.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 42
Sit down, you little bastard.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 43
Mm.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 44
Just like popping out a Ping-Pong ball. Ha, ha.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 45
I'm sorry, honey.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 46
I'm sorry about that.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 47
Don't mind me.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 48
The best part of a root beer float: Your burps taste good.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 49
What do you wanna bet he falls asleep in the car and I have to carry him in?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 50
What? Stop that. He's kidding. I never hit him. Tell her you're kidding.
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