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Season 6  "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"  6x1

Aired 17 years ago - Sep 22, 2008

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rena Sofer) and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 1
- Chuck. - I heard it. Ahem.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2
What difference does it make?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 3
- Why? What's wrong? - My battery died.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 6
...and whiskey breath, but I'm guessing he'll grow into that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7
I'm confused. Where do the galoshes go?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
- That's not true. - The hell it isn't.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
So? You showed up at my door with a 10-year-old...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 11
Look, I told you, Charlie, I'm giving you the best bulk rate I can.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 12
And I appreciate it. But that's not what I was asking about.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 15
Well, there are a number of things to factor in.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 16
...there's always gonna be flaws in the process.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17
Okay. Okay, so bottom line, what you're saying is...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 18
...but not one penny in child support.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 19
- It's kind of a cute story. She was... - I don't wanna hear it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Maybe your little bastard would like a Wiffle-ball bat.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 21
- No, I am not. - What's going on?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 23
They should put it in big letters right on the reservoir tip.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
I'm not sure Hallmark has a "deadbeat dad" section.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
- Uh, laundry room. - Thanks. I over-wiped.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
Hey, I'm gonna need a mop too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 28
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 31
- Hey, Jake? - Don't worry, it's all cleaned up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 32
Oh, yeah, and a tangerine. That's what killed me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 33
You have different women here practically every night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
- I mean, another cousin. - What do I need another cousin for?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 36
Well, I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd stop by and say hello...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
But the guy that usually sells roses at the freeway on-ramp switched to oranges...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 39
Charlie, you don't have to worry about him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 40
Boy, you miss one health class...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
- Jake, language. - Yeah, language, math.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 43
Well, it's...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 45
Well, it... It turns out that there are flaws in every manufacturing process...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
Lucky you. If I were her, I'd have owned half this house...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 48
Well, easy for you to say now that you've dodged the bullet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 50
And clearly you've done a great job raising Chuck on your own.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2
What difference does it make?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 3
- Why? What's wrong? - My battery died.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 6
...and whiskey breath, but I'm guessing he'll grow into that.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7
I'm confused. Where do the galoshes go?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
- That's not true. - The hell it isn't.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
So? You showed up at my door with a 10-year-old...
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 11
Look, I told you, Charlie, I'm giving you the best bulk rate I can.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 12
And I appreciate it. But that's not what I was asking about.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 15
Well, there are a number of things to factor in.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 16
...there's always gonna be flaws in the process.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17
Okay. Okay, so bottom line, what you're saying is...
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 18
...but not one penny in child support.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 19
- It's kind of a cute story. She was... - I don't wanna hear it.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Maybe your little bastard would like a Wiffle-ball bat.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 21
- No, I am not. - What's going on?
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They should put it in big letters right on the reservoir tip.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
I'm not sure Hallmark has a "deadbeat dad" section.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
- Uh, laundry room. - Thanks. I over-wiped.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
Hey, I'm gonna need a mop too.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 31
- Hey, Jake? - Don't worry, it's all cleaned up.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 32
Oh, yeah, and a tangerine. That's what killed me.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 33
You have different women here practically every night.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
- I mean, another cousin. - What do I need another cousin for?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 36
Well, I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd stop by and say hello...
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
But the guy that usually sells roses at the freeway on-ramp switched to oranges...
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 39
Charlie, you don't have to worry about him.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 40
Boy, you miss one health class...
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
- Jake, language. - Yeah, language, math.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 43
Well, it's...
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 45
Well, it... It turns out that there are flaws in every manufacturing process...
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
Lucky you. If I were her, I'd have owned half this house...
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 48
Well, easy for you to say now that you've dodged the bullet.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 50
And clearly you've done a great job raising Chuck on your own.
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