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Season 7  "Christian Rock Hard"  7x9

Aired 21 years ago - Oct 29, 2003

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.

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Thank you.
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It wasn't your life yesterday.
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It didn't work! My stupid Jew dad won't lend me money for CDs!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 4
(Oh you forgot to get some Judas Priest.)
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 5
Hurry up! Let me see those hands!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 6
All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 7
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 9
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Says here you even downlaoded Judas Priest?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 11
Put your couts on! I'm gonna show you something!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 12
...but thanks to people downloading his music for free,
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 13
Now she's had to sell it and get a Gulfstream III because people like you chose to download her music for free.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 14
Now look in this window.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 15
We're sorry! We'll, we'll never download music for free again!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 17
What did you say?!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 18
No! Butters, you can't look happy on the album cover! That's not cool!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 19
Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 21
It's not that big a deal.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 22
Look, if we make an album, all that's gonna happen is that people are gonna steal our songs for free off the Internet.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 25
Yeah, you don't even know anything about Christianity.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 26
Psalm T-Shirts! Get a T-Shirt with your favorite psalm!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 28
Then let's give it up now for one of Christian rock's biggest bands! Trinity!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 29
Hey is this the way to the backstage?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 30
Sent down from Heaven! The Spirit and the Glory!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 31
Hey, Eric, I don't think they can get out.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 32
Uh. Uh apparently there's been a change.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 33
I love you, Jesus. I want you to walk with me
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 34
What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 36
"Tom, we're now entering the second day of the rock band MOOP's refusal to play,
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 37
Back to you, Tom.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 38
As I'm speaking, more musicians are arriving!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 39
You're one of the most talented Christian rock bands we've ever heard!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 40
"I want him to nibble on my ear and say 'I'm here for you."
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 41
Well what's the difference?! You love Christ, you're in love with Christ,
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 42
That's- all we needed to know. Just, sign here and we'll get your album sold.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 43
With great inspirational songs like "I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday"...
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 44
Who doesn't remember...
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 45
I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot...
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 46
Yeah, if we all give in now, people might never stop downloading our music for free!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 47
This letter is to inform you that Faith Plus One's debut album has just sold one million copies.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 48
Is this for real?? This is for real!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 49
Besides, maybe our sound would have gotten downloaded for free,
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 50
So... Dude, what are you gonna do about your bet with Cartman. Are you- gonna pay 'im?

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 2
It wasn't your life yesterday.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 3
It didn't work! My stupid Jew dad won't lend me money for CDs!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 4
(Oh you forgot to get some Judas Priest.)
#4
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 5
Hurry up! Let me see those hands!
#5
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 6
All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them.
#6
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Says here you even downlaoded Judas Priest?
#10
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 11
Put your couts on! I'm gonna show you something!
#11
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 12
...but thanks to people downloading his music for free,
#12
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 13
Now she's had to sell it and get a Gulfstream III because people like you chose to download her music for free.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 14
Now look in this window.
#14
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We're sorry! We'll, we'll never download music for free again!
#15
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What did you say?!
#17
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No! Butters, you can't look happy on the album cover! That's not cool!
#18
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Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
#19
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It's not that big a deal.
#21
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Look, if we make an album, all that's gonna happen is that people are gonna steal our songs for free off the Internet.
#22
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Yeah, you don't even know anything about Christianity.
#25
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Psalm T-Shirts! Get a T-Shirt with your favorite psalm!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 28
Then let's give it up now for one of Christian rock's biggest bands! Trinity!
#28
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 29
Hey is this the way to the backstage?
#29
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 30
Sent down from Heaven! The Spirit and the Glory!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 31
Hey, Eric, I don't think they can get out.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 32
Uh. Uh apparently there's been a change.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 33
I love you, Jesus. I want you to walk with me
#33
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 34
What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby!
#34
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"Tom, we're now entering the second day of the rock band MOOP's refusal to play,
#36
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 37
Back to you, Tom.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 38
As I'm speaking, more musicians are arriving!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 39
You're one of the most talented Christian rock bands we've ever heard!
#39
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 40
"I want him to nibble on my ear and say 'I'm here for you."
#40
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 41
Well what's the difference?! You love Christ, you're in love with Christ,
#41
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 42
That's- all we needed to know. Just, sign here and we'll get your album sold.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 43
With great inspirational songs like "I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday"...
#43
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 44
Who doesn't remember...
#44
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 45
I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot...
#45
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 46
Yeah, if we all give in now, people might never stop downloading our music for free!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 47
This letter is to inform you that Faith Plus One's debut album has just sold one million copies.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 48
Is this for real?? This is for real!
#48
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 49
Besides, maybe our sound would have gotten downloaded for free,
#49
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 50
So... Dude, what are you gonna do about your bet with Cartman. Are you- gonna pay 'im?
#50