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Season 7  "Lil' Crime Stoppers"  7x6

Aired 21 years ago - Apr 23, 2003

The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 1
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Disposing of the doll wouldn't be easy.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 5
Detective Marsh. I'm in charge of this investigation!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 6
Son of a bitch stupid FBI!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 7
Ah, I was at home.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 8
Well I don't have nothin' to confess. Honestly.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
Butters doesn't know how you make seme come out of your body.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 10
Follow me to the bathroom.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 12
NOOooo!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 13
Huhuh, Okay Ms., Ms. Jones, heh, me and Doctor... Flick
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 15
Vidím dva kluky uvnitø.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 16
South Park Junior Detectives! We know you have Sarah Peterson's doll!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
Because, dude, we're playing detectives! Detectives don't just go tell on people.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 18
Time! Time is what we need, but time is something we ain't got!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 19
We're gonna charge the front door and go get it.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 25
I'm here by making you all Jenior Detectives.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 26
I want you to get down there and see what you can find!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 31
The mayor's gonna have my ass!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 32
You hear me?! Now hit the showers!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 33
Soho, tell us, rookies, you ah... find yourself a little bonus in that house??
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 34
So what if we take in a little on the side? -Yeah! Who the hell are you to change that?!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 36
I wasn't. We started playing Detective because we wanted our play time to mean something.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 38
Well, why don't you get ready for snoogums' night-night,
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40
Uh wu we weren't sleeping, Mr. Garrison.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 41
Marsh! Broflovski! McCormick! Cartman! In my office!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 42
They're all cop killers, so I'm sending you in undercover.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 43
Now you get down to that strip joint and you do it by the books, you got it?!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 44
No.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 46
Dance? Anyone like a dance?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 47
These kids might be just what we need to get our drugs past the security at DIA.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 49
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Detective Murphy! Jenkins! Uh what the hell are you doing? We had a deal.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 4
Disposing of the doll wouldn't be easy.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 5
Detective Marsh. I'm in charge of this investigation!
#5
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 6
Son of a bitch stupid FBI!
#6
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 7
Ah, I was at home.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 8
Well I don't have nothin' to confess. Honestly.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
Butters doesn't know how you make seme come out of your body.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 10
Follow me to the bathroom.
#10
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NOOooo!
#12
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 13
Huhuh, Okay Ms., Ms. Jones, heh, me and Doctor... Flick
#13
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Vidím dva kluky uvnitø.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 16
South Park Junior Detectives! We know you have Sarah Peterson's doll!
#16
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
Because, dude, we're playing detectives! Detectives don't just go tell on people.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 18
Time! Time is what we need, but time is something we ain't got!
#18
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 19
We're gonna charge the front door and go get it.
#19
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I'm here by making you all Jenior Detectives.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 26
I want you to get down there and see what you can find!
#26
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The mayor's gonna have my ass!
#31
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 32
You hear me?! Now hit the showers!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 33
Soho, tell us, rookies, you ah... find yourself a little bonus in that house??
#33
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 34
So what if we take in a little on the side? -Yeah! Who the hell are you to change that?!
#34
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I wasn't. We started playing Detective because we wanted our play time to mean something.
#36
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Well, why don't you get ready for snoogums' night-night,
#38
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40
Uh wu we weren't sleeping, Mr. Garrison.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 41
Marsh! Broflovski! McCormick! Cartman! In my office!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 42
They're all cop killers, so I'm sending you in undercover.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 43
Now you get down to that strip joint and you do it by the books, you got it?!
#43
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 44
No.
#44
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Dance? Anyone like a dance?
#46
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 47
These kids might be just what we need to get our drugs past the security at DIA.
#47
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Detective Murphy! Jenkins! Uh what the hell are you doing? We had a deal.
#50