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Season 7  "Grey Dawn"  7x10

Aired 20 years ago - Nov 05, 2003

Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 1
There's Country Kitchen right there!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 2
Another death tonight by a senior citizen motorist.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 3
Public outcry is forcing the DMV to consider suspending the licenses of all seniors over seventy,
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 4
I'm sick of having my mental condition come into question!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 5
...can anybody remember what we're pissed off about?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 6
Oooo. Was it the kids skateboarding on the sidewalks? No?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 7
I'm sick of having my mental condition come into question!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 8
I think we should have a senior citizens' meeting!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 9
Right. To get those damn kids to stop skateboarding on the sidewalks!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 10
If all the seniors in town are at a meeting, that means that when the meeting gets out...
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 11
Seniors' meeting getting out! Get off the streets!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 12
Get off the streets! Get off the streets!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 13
Oh My God!!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 14
I'm not fat. I just have a sweet hockey body.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 15
Dude, is that your dad?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 16
(You guys!)
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 19
They're not gonna stop until we're all dead!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 20
How the hell did we get up here?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 21
The new law was passed just three days after the Night of Horror, in which all seniors were out driving at the same time,
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 22
We're sorry, but this is the only way to be sure. Next please. There we go.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 23
We aren't second-class citizens!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 24
Billy, get in the car! I need you boys to help me pick up my new Hov-Around.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 25
Statistically speaking, we're safer inside a car with an old person driving than outside.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 28
Well then, I have to take you to jail.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 29
Oh God damnit, don't you lecture me you son of a bitch!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 30
Well fine. I was gonna bail you out, but maybe you can just sit here for a bit and think about what you did!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 31
And you're gonna be sorry when they get here!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 32
...year ...the ...first ...film by a... mongoloid...
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 33
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 36
It's the nursing home! Liberate our comrades!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 37
Well, alright, well it's about damn time! Hey everyone, we're taking the town.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 38
Mrs. Wyland, seniors are taking over the town. Would you like a gun?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 39
Dad, what are you doing??
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 40
Heh?? We'll tell them if they don't give us our demands, we'll start killin' hostages!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 41
The time when you can tell me what to do is over, pucky-boy! We're in charge now!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 42
We've got company!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 45
They're saying something about taking over the entire country.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 46
They're coming!! Get out of here before they see you!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 47
and the leaders along with my grandpa are most likely in the Mayor's office.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 48
And all the old people died of starvation in less than a week.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 49
At 5:45 Kenny and Kyle split off and set a diversion on the east end of town.
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 2
Another death tonight by a senior citizen motorist.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 3
Public outcry is forcing the DMV to consider suspending the licenses of all seniors over seventy,
#3
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 4
I'm sick of having my mental condition come into question!
#4
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 5
...can anybody remember what we're pissed off about?
#5
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 6
Oooo. Was it the kids skateboarding on the sidewalks? No?
#6
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 7
I'm sick of having my mental condition come into question!
#7
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 8
I think we should have a senior citizens' meeting!
#8
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 9
Right. To get those damn kids to stop skateboarding on the sidewalks!
#9
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 10
If all the seniors in town are at a meeting, that means that when the meeting gets out...
#10
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 11
Seniors' meeting getting out! Get off the streets!
#11
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 12
Get off the streets! Get off the streets!
#12
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 13
Oh My God!!
#13
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 14
I'm not fat. I just have a sweet hockey body.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 15
Dude, is that your dad?
#15
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 16
(You guys!)
#16
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They're not gonna stop until we're all dead!
#19
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 20
How the hell did we get up here?
#20
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 21
The new law was passed just three days after the Night of Horror, in which all seniors were out driving at the same time,
#21
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 22
We're sorry, but this is the only way to be sure. Next please. There we go.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 23
We aren't second-class citizens!
#23
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 24
Billy, get in the car! I need you boys to help me pick up my new Hov-Around.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 25
Statistically speaking, we're safer inside a car with an old person driving than outside.
#25
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Well then, I have to take you to jail.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 29
Oh God damnit, don't you lecture me you son of a bitch!
#29
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 30
Well fine. I was gonna bail you out, but maybe you can just sit here for a bit and think about what you did!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 31
And you're gonna be sorry when they get here!
#31
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 32
...year ...the ...first ...film by a... mongoloid...
#32
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It's the nursing home! Liberate our comrades!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 37
Well, alright, well it's about damn time! Hey everyone, we're taking the town.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 38
Mrs. Wyland, seniors are taking over the town. Would you like a gun?
#38
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 39
Dad, what are you doing??
#39
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 40
Heh?? We'll tell them if they don't give us our demands, we'll start killin' hostages!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 41
The time when you can tell me what to do is over, pucky-boy! We're in charge now!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 42
We've got company!
#42
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 45
They're saying something about taking over the entire country.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 46
They're coming!! Get out of here before they see you!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 47
and the leaders along with my grandpa are most likely in the Mayor's office.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 48
And all the old people died of starvation in less than a week.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 10 (S07E10) - 49
At 5:45 Kenny and Kyle split off and set a diversion on the east end of town.
#49
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