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Season 7  "Cancelled"  7x1

Aired 21 years ago - Mar 19, 2003

The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors. What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
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I've never quite seen this before, uh... Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
Come on, children! We've got to get Eric to some real help!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
I'm not putting my finger up Cartman's butt!
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No!
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I think I died and went to heaven.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
It's just sending images of cities and people and stuff.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
Wait a minute. c-candy bars.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
The aliens are chasing us!
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Maybe next time you'll remember to...
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
Uh. Wugh. You guys. Wake up!
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
Oooo, very nice.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
It's a message that the aliens are broadcasting throughout the entire universe.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra 's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
You mean, the thing in Cartman's ass?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
"We at Nerzod Productions started twenty billion years ago with one philosophy:
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
all trying to live side by side on one planet! It's great!"
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
You mean that you aliens actually enjoy sitting around and watching us fight and kill each other?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Ladies and Gentleman, we have recently come across an alien transmission that is being beamed throughout the entire universe.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
Oo-derp! They've fought and fallen in love! What will happen this Galgamog?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
I'm afraid that Earth, a-all of Earth, is nothing but an intergalactic reality-TV show.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
And it's, it's for sure? All right, I'll break the news to everyone. No, no I, I understand. Thanks.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
Everyone, can I have your attention real quick?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
Dude, we have to try!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
There's a huge ship of some kind in Earth's orbit!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
Oh my God! We have to stop them!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
Uh, Earth?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
Look, we just want to talk to you about the show.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
Here's yoiur order of gespahtgaplachfenachenblah.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Oh my God! Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
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I've never quite seen this before, uh... Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
#3
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Come on, children! We've got to get Eric to some real help!
#4
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I'm not putting my finger up Cartman's butt!
#6
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No!
#9
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I think I died and went to heaven.
#10
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It's just sending images of cities and people and stuff.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
Wait a minute. c-candy bars.
#12
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I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to!
#13
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The aliens are chasing us!
#15
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Maybe next time you'll remember to...
#19
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Uh. Wugh. You guys. Wake up!
#20
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Oooo, very nice.
#24
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It's a message that the aliens are broadcasting throughout the entire universe.
#25
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Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra 's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore.
#26
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You mean, the thing in Cartman's ass?
#29
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"We at Nerzod Productions started twenty billion years ago with one philosophy:
#30
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all trying to live side by side on one planet! It's great!"
#32
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You mean that you aliens actually enjoy sitting around and watching us fight and kill each other?
#33
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Ladies and Gentleman, we have recently come across an alien transmission that is being beamed throughout the entire universe.
#34
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Oo-derp! They've fought and fallen in love! What will happen this Galgamog?
#36
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I'm afraid that Earth, a-all of Earth, is nothing but an intergalactic reality-TV show.
#37
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And it's, it's for sure? All right, I'll break the news to everyone. No, no I, I understand. Thanks.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
Everyone, can I have your attention real quick?
#40
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Dude, we have to try!
#41
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There's a huge ship of some kind in Earth's orbit!
#43
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
Oh my God! We have to stop them!
#44
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
Uh, Earth?
#45
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Look, we just want to talk to you about the show.
#47
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Here's yoiur order of gespahtgaplachfenachenblah.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Oh my God! Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
#49
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