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Season 7  "Krazy Kripples"  7x2

Aired 21 years ago - Mar 26, 2003

Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 1
Beep beep beep. Move it, Kenny! Beep.
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That's nice, guys. We're just gonna stay out of this one.
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Whatever his name is.
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Timmy and I made a ...T-shirt design for our new club.
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...about stem-cell research. See, the stem cells from a fetus like this one...
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 10
Excuse me, sir. We're looking for a group of people called the Crips.
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Timmmih! Tih... ti-timmih.
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We just have one question before we join your c-club.
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Uh-tu-Timmih!
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Oh shit!
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They just smoked thirteen Bloods in one night!
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Cipac! Turn up the beat so we can celebrate our new Gs Five-Points style!
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but, after seeing this, how can they protest now?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
Hello. We'd like two orders of Kung ...Pao Chicken, please.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
You take! Uh one hundred twelve dorrar!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
Actually, it was a regular lemonade.
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Why you be trippin', Mom? I mean come on. I'm finally a part of something, very much.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 33
Nobody cared about my standup comedy! All that hard work just to be outshined by C-Christopher Reeve the super b-butthole!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 34
is the most important thing to me now! And if you two don't like it, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left.
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Christopher, I've come to ask you to stop what you're doing?
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Stop calling me Christopher! That name no longer has meaning to me!
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Word on the street is it was a retaliation hit by the Bloods.
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Look kid, I used to be a Crip myself, but I'm not anymore!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42
Boy were we wrong.
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and then everyone has the whole night to play in the swimming pool and laugh and talk.
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He's an imspration to us all.
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Stem-cell research has made me stronger than I ever thought possible! Why stop now?!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Stop me?! Stop me?! HA!!
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Tom, if irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
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Just remember to make sure the kids play safe in the pool area.
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That's nice, guys. We're just gonna stay out of this one.
#2
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Whatever his name is.
#3
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Timmy and I made a ...T-shirt design for our new club.
#4
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...about stem-cell research. See, the stem cells from a fetus like this one...
#8
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Excuse me, sir. We're looking for a group of people called the Crips.
#10
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Timmmih! Tih... ti-timmih.
#12
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We just have one question before we join your c-club.
#13
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Uh-tu-Timmih!
#15
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Oh shit!
#19
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They just smoked thirteen Bloods in one night!
#20
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Cipac! Turn up the beat so we can celebrate our new Gs Five-Points style!
#21
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but, after seeing this, how can they protest now?
#26
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Hello. We'd like two orders of Kung ...Pao Chicken, please.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
You take! Uh one hundred twelve dorrar!
#28
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Actually, it was a regular lemonade.
#29
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Why you be trippin', Mom? I mean come on. I'm finally a part of something, very much.
#32
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Nobody cared about my standup comedy! All that hard work just to be outshined by C-Christopher Reeve the super b-butthole!
#33
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is the most important thing to me now! And if you two don't like it, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left.
#34
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Christopher, I've come to ask you to stop what you're doing?
#36
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Stop calling me Christopher! That name no longer has meaning to me!
#37
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Word on the street is it was a retaliation hit by the Bloods.
#40
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Look kid, I used to be a Crip myself, but I'm not anymore!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42
Boy were we wrong.
#42
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and then everyone has the whole night to play in the swimming pool and laugh and talk.
#43
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He's an imspration to us all.
#45
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Stem-cell research has made me stronger than I ever thought possible! Why stop now?!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Stop me?! Stop me?! HA!!
#47
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Tom, if irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
#48
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Just remember to make sure the kids play safe in the pool area.
#49
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