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Season 7  "South Park is Gay"  7x8

Aired 21 years ago - Oct 22, 2003

The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 1
Well sure, Sheila. Our husbands are all so clean and neat.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
This is the greatest thing ever.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 3
Tootaloo, Connor. See ya after classies.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4
Oh yeah?! We're all just super stamp it stamp it no erasies mega gay!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
I didn't feel comfortable in that stuff, dude. I'm just being me.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
Oh, stop it!! You kids don't even know what you're talking about!!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
Oh, Jethuth Chritht.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
Soho... so Jimbo, you... wanna come back to my place with me and Mr. Slave?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
So uh, Randy, you want me to give you a hand job in the bathroom?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
put on some music and watch videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
We've spent our whole lives tryin' NOT to be one of you! You can't do this to us!!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Look, guys, a lot of the kids in school are talking, okay?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
Yeah. Wait, what?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 18
Take your non-flaming ass to some other school!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
WHAT?? Your classmates beat you up for being a Jew?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
Kyle! You look terrible!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
You see that? A spray-on tan does wonders for your look.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
...then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle,"
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
What?? That's what I'm doing!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Oh. You're right, Mr. Slave. We can both kill them together.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
-Oh my God! -Let's go! Let's go!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
He cares more about how he looks than how I look.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
And tomorrow, we're gonna have you make over the President of the United States!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
It is not!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
Please, girlfriend. You look like some kind of Little Orphan Annie nightmare.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
Well, you know what I think?
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
You can metrobash us all you want, but we're here to stay!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
Come on, fellas! Out of the malls and into the streets!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
You have to stop what you're doing!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
You just had to push it, didn't you?!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 44
If you can't beat man, change man!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 45
Craaab People!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 46
All things just keep getting better
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
I should have never wished for a cleaner, neater husband.
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 49
I can't do anything! These are brand-new pants!
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 50
Now, we've got to do something with yoru hair.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
This is the greatest thing ever.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 3
Tootaloo, Connor. See ya after classies.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4
Oh yeah?! We're all just super stamp it stamp it no erasies mega gay!
#4
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 5 #5 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
I didn't feel comfortable in that stuff, dude. I'm just being me.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
Oh, stop it!! You kids don't even know what you're talking about!!
#8
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
Oh, Jethuth Chritht.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
Soho... so Jimbo, you... wanna come back to my place with me and Mr. Slave?
#10
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
So uh, Randy, you want me to give you a hand job in the bathroom?
#11
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
put on some music and watch videos and pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!!
#13
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
We've spent our whole lives tryin' NOT to be one of you! You can't do this to us!!
#14
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Look, guys, a lot of the kids in school are talking, okay?
#15
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
Yeah. Wait, what?
#16
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 18
Take your non-flaming ass to some other school!
#18
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
WHAT?? Your classmates beat you up for being a Jew?
#19
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
Kyle! You look terrible!
#20
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
You see that? A spray-on tan does wonders for your look.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22 #22 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
...then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle,"
#24
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
What?? That's what I'm doing!
#27
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Oh. You're right, Mr. Slave. We can both kill them together.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
-Oh my God! -Let's go! Let's go!
#29
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
He cares more about how he looks than how I look.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
And tomorrow, we're gonna have you make over the President of the United States!
#31
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32 #32 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
It is not!
#33
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
Please, girlfriend. You look like some kind of Little Orphan Annie nightmare.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
Well, you know what I think?
#35
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
You can metrobash us all you want, but we're here to stay!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
Come on, fellas! Out of the malls and into the streets!
#37
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
You have to stop what you're doing!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
You just had to push it, didn't you?!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 44
If you can't beat man, change man!
#44
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 45
Craaab People!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 46
All things just keep getting better
#46
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
I should have never wished for a cleaner, neater husband.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 49
I can't do anything! These are brand-new pants!
#49
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 50
Now, we've got to do something with yoru hair.
#50