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Season 7  "Toilet Paper"  7x3

Aired 21 years ago - Apr 02, 2003

The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 1
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We didn't say nothin' about no kids, man!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 3
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
Who cares??
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
so-o... Looks like nobody will ever know the geniuses who masterminded that perfect crime.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
We'd better go over our story again so we don't screw it up.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos,
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
who wanted to give us all personality tests, which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45,
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
Sh sh, here they come, here they come.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
Touché, Mr. Mackey, touché.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
Lo-ih ih it's just not that big a deal, I mean, I toilet-papered houses myself when I was a kid.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 19
Oh. Okay. Thanks.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
I just need to talk to someonen who knows how toilet paperers think.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 23
Tell me something, officer: why is it that you police such a small town. You must have had larger inspirations.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
Look kid, I have very little time to catch whoever toilet-papered that house. Tell me what you know.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 25
So you think there was more than one. Why?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 26
Parents notice that much toilet paper missing, so they would have to have bought it themselves.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 27
(I think so too.)
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 28
Look you guys, all it takes is for one of us to crack, and we all know who the weakest link is!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
Well, like someone who was black or Mexican or Middle Eastern.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 32
I just thought we should find a private place to... talk.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 34
Part of me feels like I wanna end it all now. Tell people what heppened.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 35
I'm killing you. But unfortunately I could only afford a Wiffle ball bat, so it's gonna take a while.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 37
No, two-ply. What? What does that tell you?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 38
Your uncle, who hit you with a belt. Was he a large man?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 39
Your toilet-paperers are most likely students in the art teacher's class, students who aren't very good at art.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 41
They say they got the guy that did it down at the police station.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 43
Yeah, we interrogated the suspect for over forty hours, and he finally cracked.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 44
His parents are on their way down now.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 45
'cause I turned out wrong! Just plain wrong!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
She might even break up with me. And it would serve me right, too.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47
What? Hu- How can you feel bad? Somebody else is gonna pay for our crime.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
So... so then, how can you feel bad?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 49
We feel bad for other people.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 50
Eh buh... eh... eh... Freakin' weirdos, man!

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 2
We didn't say nothin' about no kids, man!
#2 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
Who cares??
#5 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
so-o... Looks like nobody will ever know the geniuses who masterminded that perfect crime.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
We'd better go over our story again so we don't screw it up.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos,
#10 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
who wanted to give us all personality tests, which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45,
#11 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
Sh sh, here they come, here they come.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
Touché, Mr. Mackey, touché.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
Lo-ih ih it's just not that big a deal, I mean, I toilet-papered houses myself when I was a kid.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 18 #18 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 19
Oh. Okay. Thanks.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
I just need to talk to someonen who knows how toilet paperers think.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21 #21 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22 #22 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 23
Tell me something, officer: why is it that you police such a small town. You must have had larger inspirations.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
Look kid, I have very little time to catch whoever toilet-papered that house. Tell me what you know.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 25
So you think there was more than one. Why?
#25 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 26
Parents notice that much toilet paper missing, so they would have to have bought it themselves.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 27
(I think so too.)
#27 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 28
Look you guys, all it takes is for one of us to crack, and we all know who the weakest link is!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
Well, like someone who was black or Mexican or Middle Eastern.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 32
I just thought we should find a private place to... talk.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 34
Part of me feels like I wanna end it all now. Tell people what heppened.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 35
I'm killing you. But unfortunately I could only afford a Wiffle ball bat, so it's gonna take a while.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 37
No, two-ply. What? What does that tell you?
#37 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 38
Your uncle, who hit you with a belt. Was he a large man?
#38 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 39
Your toilet-paperers are most likely students in the art teacher's class, students who aren't very good at art.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 41
They say they got the guy that did it down at the police station.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 43
Yeah, we interrogated the suspect for over forty hours, and he finally cracked.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 44
His parents are on their way down now.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 45
'cause I turned out wrong! Just plain wrong!
#45 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
She might even break up with me. And it would serve me right, too.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47
What? Hu- How can you feel bad? Somebody else is gonna pay for our crime.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
So... so then, how can you feel bad?
#48 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 49
We feel bad for other people.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 50
Eh buh... eh... eh... Freakin' weirdos, man!
#50