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Season 7  "Butt Out"  7x13

Aired 20 years ago - Dec 03, 2003

After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 1
Just Like Us.
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Nothin' Na- Due-nothing.
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Uh, smokin's bad, m'kay.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 5
M'kay, and uh, eh, what? What the?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 6
Well, you boys have certainly done it this time!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 7
You'd better brace yourself, parents. The boys were caught... smoking!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8
Three weeks?! Are you fucking kidding me?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 9
...the tobacco companies are there to fill our childrens' heads with lies and propaganda that make them wanna smoke.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10
We need the help of the greatest anti-smoking celebrity that ever lived.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11
I forced smokers out of bars and parks,
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
According to the letter, sir, the town has a tobacco company quite near them.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 13
I will not stand by and see the children of America corrupted by those bastards!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14
Well it's just that, eh, this seems like another one of those times when things are gonna get way out of hands, you know?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16
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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 18
We're gonna use these children to bring the tobacco companies down!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
The tobacco companies lie to you about the dangers of smoking.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 22
Look man, I work fourteen hours a day at the saw mill. I just got off work and I need to relax.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 23
And I'm not gonna tolerate it! I will end smoking in bars in Colorado!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 24
All right boys, just do what I tell ya and we'll be able to sue this tobacco company for two billion dollars!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 25
These tobacco company people will do anything to get you hooked on smoking.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 27
Within seven years it was one of the country's largest exports.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
Nobody was even aware of any dangers back then, until, in 1965,
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 29
And here's our factory at work.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30
It makes me fee-l calmer when the day is at an end.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 32
Don't you try and stop us!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 33
Now you kids can meet some good, decent people, the folks who work to get smoking banned!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
This is how we get rid of smokers. We go state to state and do things like, use bogus studies and make extensive commercials to get the public on our side and force cigarette smokers to stop!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
Now, all we have to do is Photoshop cigarettes into your hands!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36
Oh my God, that is what I've always said. I love this guy!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
Boys, I need one of you to act in a commercial for us! We'll shoot it tomorrow!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 39
So, heh gentlemen, looks like only one of us gets to be in the commercial, huh?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 40
Oh, I know what you're gonna say next. You're gonna say,
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 43
...and that means they're dangerous.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 44
All you gotta do is read the words on the TelePrompTer here.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
The tobacco companies say there's no proof that second-hand smoke kills.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
And cut! Great! We got it!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 47
But you are. Just eat this one cupcake. It has... sprinkles.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49
The anti-smoking people!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 50
Anti-smoking people are trying to kill Cartman and he won't stay away from us.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 3
Nothin' Na- Due-nothing.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 4
Uh, smokin's bad, m'kay.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 5
M'kay, and uh, eh, what? What the?
#5 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 6
Well, you boys have certainly done it this time!
#6 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 7
You'd better brace yourself, parents. The boys were caught... smoking!
#7 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8
Three weeks?! Are you fucking kidding me?
#8 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 9
...the tobacco companies are there to fill our childrens' heads with lies and propaganda that make them wanna smoke.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10
We need the help of the greatest anti-smoking celebrity that ever lived.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11
I forced smokers out of bars and parks,
#11 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
According to the letter, sir, the town has a tobacco company quite near them.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 13
I will not stand by and see the children of America corrupted by those bastards!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14
Well it's just that, eh, this seems like another one of those times when things are gonna get way out of hands, you know?
#14 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 18
We're gonna use these children to bring the tobacco companies down!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
The tobacco companies lie to you about the dangers of smoking.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 21 #21 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 22
Look man, I work fourteen hours a day at the saw mill. I just got off work and I need to relax.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 23
And I'm not gonna tolerate it! I will end smoking in bars in Colorado!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 24
All right boys, just do what I tell ya and we'll be able to sue this tobacco company for two billion dollars!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 25
These tobacco company people will do anything to get you hooked on smoking.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 27
Within seven years it was one of the country's largest exports.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
Nobody was even aware of any dangers back then, until, in 1965,
#28 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 29
And here's our factory at work.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30
It makes me fee-l calmer when the day is at an end.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 32
Don't you try and stop us!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 33
Now you kids can meet some good, decent people, the folks who work to get smoking banned!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
This is how we get rid of smokers. We go state to state and do things like, use bogus studies and make extensive commercials to get the public on our side and force cigarette smokers to stop!
#34 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
Now, all we have to do is Photoshop cigarettes into your hands!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36
Oh my God, that is what I've always said. I love this guy!
#36 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
Boys, I need one of you to act in a commercial for us! We'll shoot it tomorrow!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 39
So, heh gentlemen, looks like only one of us gets to be in the commercial, huh?
#39 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 40
Oh, I know what you're gonna say next. You're gonna say,
#40 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 43
...and that means they're dangerous.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 44
All you gotta do is read the words on the TelePrompTer here.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
The tobacco companies say there's no proof that second-hand smoke kills.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
And cut! Great! We got it!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 47
But you are. Just eat this one cupcake. It has... sprinkles.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49
The anti-smoking people!
#49 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 50
Anti-smoking people are trying to kill Cartman and he won't stay away from us.
#50