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Season 7  "All About Mormons"  7x12

Aired 21 years ago - Nov 19, 2003

A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 1
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 2
It's so nice to meet you.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 3
Doesn't your family ever do that?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 5
All right, kids, now how about we do some Scripture readings!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 6
Tell us the story of Joseph Smith, Dad.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 7
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 8
Hey, Joseph! I told my wife that you spoke with God and Jesus, and she didn't believe it.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 9
And they said I should start my own church, because none of the others had it right.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 11
Yes. Long ago all Native American were white.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 12
These are the Native Americans you know today.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 13
Find it, and fulfill your destiny.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 14
Ooo, the Rice Crispy squares are done!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 15
Bye!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 16
Who?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 17
Oh, did he now?! What are they, religious kooks?!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 18
Where are you going?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 20
Yeah, are you Mr. Harrison?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 21
Well, thanks. Uh...
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 22
Look, uh, I actually came over because I'm a little concerned about some of the things you told my son.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 23
We just moved here from Utah and we're so used to everyone being Mormon that we...
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 25
Who was this Joseph Smith guy?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 26
I found them! I found them!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 27
I dug around all morning where the angel had told me to look.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 28
This must be the Gospel that Jesus told the Nephites!
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 29
You see, after I found the plates, the angel Moroni appeared to me again
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 30
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 31
Not exactly. We're uh, having their family over for dinner tomorrow night.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 32
I think there's something to that religion.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 33
Aww, you guys. I think Stan's in love.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 34
Awww, look at them. Aren't they so cute together?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 35
I'm an alien.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 36
We'd miss you too, Gary. Heh.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 37
Uh, that's cool. We're gonna leave you two lovebirds alone.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 38
Yyeah. I had a question about that Joseph Smith guy.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 39
Mr. Harris, can you keep a secret?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 41
They're not rocks. They're seer stones, given to me by an angel.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 42
Now, when I put the seer stones into the hat,
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 43
"And... so... it... was... that... Christ... appeared before... the... Nephites."
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 44
One two three four. "Pay one thousand dollars property tax."
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 45
It's just that... the Book of Mormon says a lot of strange stuff,
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 47
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 48
Well, you remember Martin Harris, the rich man who wrote down what Joseph Smith read out of the hat?
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 49
A-and so Joseph Smith put his head into a hat, a-and read to me what the golden plates said.
 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 50
Martin Harris dumb dadumb-

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Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 2
It's so nice to meet you.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 3
Doesn't your family ever do that?
#3 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 5
All right, kids, now how about we do some Scripture readings!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 6
Tell us the story of Joseph Smith, Dad.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 7
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
#7 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 8
Hey, Joseph! I told my wife that you spoke with God and Jesus, and she didn't believe it.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 9
And they said I should start my own church, because none of the others had it right.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 11
Yes. Long ago all Native American were white.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 12
These are the Native Americans you know today.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 13
Find it, and fulfill your destiny.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 14
Ooo, the Rice Crispy squares are done!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 15
Bye!
#15 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 16
Who?
#16 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 17
Oh, did he now?! What are they, religious kooks?!
#17 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 18
Where are you going?
#18 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 20
Yeah, are you Mr. Harrison?
#20 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 21
Well, thanks. Uh...
#21 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 22
Look, uh, I actually came over because I'm a little concerned about some of the things you told my son.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 23
We just moved here from Utah and we're so used to everyone being Mormon that we...
#23 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 25
Who was this Joseph Smith guy?
#25 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 26
I found them! I found them!
#26 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 27
I dug around all morning where the angel had told me to look.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 28
This must be the Gospel that Jesus told the Nephites!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 29
You see, after I found the plates, the angel Moroni appeared to me again
#29 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 30
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
#30 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 31
Not exactly. We're uh, having their family over for dinner tomorrow night.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 32
I think there's something to that religion.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 33
Aww, you guys. I think Stan's in love.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 34
Awww, look at them. Aren't they so cute together?
#34 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 35
I'm an alien.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 36
We'd miss you too, Gary. Heh.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 37
Uh, that's cool. We're gonna leave you two lovebirds alone.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 38
Yyeah. I had a question about that Joseph Smith guy.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 39
Mr. Harris, can you keep a secret?
#39 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 41
They're not rocks. They're seer stones, given to me by an angel.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 42
Now, when I put the seer stones into the hat,
#42 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 43
"And... so... it... was... that... Christ... appeared before... the... Nephites."
#43 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 44
One two three four. "Pay one thousand dollars property tax."
#44 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 45
It's just that... the Book of Mormon says a lot of strange stuff,
#45 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 47
My son was having a little problem with our new religion.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 48
Well, you remember Martin Harris, the rich man who wrote down what Joseph Smith read out of the hat?
#48 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 49
A-and so Joseph Smith put his head into a hat, a-and read to me what the golden plates said.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 50
Martin Harris dumb dadumb-
#50