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Season 10  "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"  10x1

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 27, 2012

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 1
♪ Two and a Half Men 10x01 ♪ I Changed My Mind About the Milk Original Air Date on September 27, 2012
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Happy birthday.
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it was like...
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...it's like music.
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You see, Zoey,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 6
and sleep out in the rain,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 7
♪ When a man loves a woman ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 8
...will you do me the honor of becoming ♪ She can do no wrong ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 9
♪ Deep down in his soul... ♪
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No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 12
Michael Bolton?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 13
Now she won't return my calls
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 14
No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 15
Michael Bolton.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 17
It's 10:01.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 19
Not a good idea.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 21
She's right, Walden. You can come back tomorrow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 23
is not complicated.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 24
There's someone else.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 25
Well, that clears it up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 27
I'm sorry,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 28
Until they cure glaucoma.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 29
She's with another guy!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 30
I don't think the other guy can give her
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 31
Let's just call him "Dick."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 32
Oh! Humility.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 33
Um... Berta, please.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 34
Take it easy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 37
So I'm just supposed to accept being alone forever?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 38
Good one.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 39
It hides the turkey neck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 40
I love couscous! Yeah!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 41
So you think making a home isn't work?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 42
I would.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 43
it's just... if this doesn't work out,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 44
Yo, forget what I said about giving up women.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 45
I told you I had a big backyard.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 47
Yeah, I think so.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 48
Aw...
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 50
in a short skirt and no underwear.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 2
Happy birthday.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 3
it was like...
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 4
...it's like music.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 5
You see, Zoey,
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 6
and sleep out in the rain,
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 7
♪ When a man loves a woman ♪
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 8
...will you do me the honor of becoming ♪ She can do no wrong ♪
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 9
♪ Deep down in his soul... ♪
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 11
No.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 12
Michael Bolton?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 13
Now she won't return my calls
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 14
No.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 15
Michael Bolton.
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It's 10:01.
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Not a good idea.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 21
She's right, Walden. You can come back tomorrow.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 23
is not complicated.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 24
There's someone else.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 25
Well, that clears it up.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 27
I'm sorry,
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 28
Until they cure glaucoma.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 29
She's with another guy!
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 30
I don't think the other guy can give her
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 31
Let's just call him "Dick."
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 32
Oh! Humility.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 33
Um... Berta, please.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 34
Take it easy.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 37
So I'm just supposed to accept being alone forever?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 38
Good one.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 39
It hides the turkey neck.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 40
I love couscous! Yeah!
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 41
So you think making a home isn't work?
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 42
I would.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 43
it's just... if this doesn't work out,
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 44
Yo, forget what I said about giving up women.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 45
I told you I had a big backyard.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 47
Yeah, I think so.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 48
Aw...
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 (S10E01) - 50
in a short skirt and no underwear.
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