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Season 3  "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person"  3x9

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 11, 2007

Dee gets involved with a famous local rapper who might be mentally challenged, and whose success inspires the rest of the gang to start a band.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
Why am I not in it? I have a great voice.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
35 inch scale... Shh. That's the one.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Well, can I bare my soul to you for a second, man? Of course, buddy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? Totally.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
No. Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
I just think you should know whether or not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Yes? Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from? It's definitely not four.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Hey! Oh, you brought your crew, baby.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Shut your mouth.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Yeah. It's covered in bird shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Charlie is right.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
Why-Why-Why would you do that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
This is not rock and roll!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
Your shirt's on backwards. What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
It's not the '50s anymore, Frank. The kids aren't bopping anymore.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah, I'll be out in a second, all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Is this a page from a coloring book?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
All right. Ready?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Every night you come into my room and pin me down
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
I become the spirit of the Night Man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
One on top and one on bottom
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
And pin me down with your strong hands
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Yes. Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
You know what mean? Like...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
All right, here's the song.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Dee, we're trying to have band practice here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me, and you've blown it and ruined everything.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Stupid, can't write...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Right. Let's get some light in here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
I never know, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Sun Sun
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Do you want some? No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3 #3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
35 inch scale... Shh. That's the one.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that?
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Well, can I bare my soul to you for a second, man? Of course, buddy.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? Totally.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
No. Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9 #9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
I just think you should know whether or not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Yes? Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from? It's definitely not four.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Hey! Oh, you brought your crew, baby.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Shut your mouth.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit!
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Yeah. It's covered in bird shit.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Charlie is right.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect!
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
Why-Why-Why would you do that?
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
This is not rock and roll!
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
Your shirt's on backwards. What?
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26 #26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
It's not the '50s anymore, Frank. The kids aren't bopping anymore.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah, I'll be out in a second, all right?
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Is this a page from a coloring book?
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
All right. Ready?
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Every night you come into my room and pin me down
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
I become the spirit of the Night Man.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
One on top and one on bottom
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
And pin me down with your strong hands
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Yes. Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
You know what mean? Like...
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
All right, here's the song.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Dee, we're trying to have band practice here.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me, and you've blown it and ruined everything.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42 #42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Stupid, can't write...
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Right. Let's get some light in here.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
I never know, man.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Sun Sun
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Do you want some? No.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh
#50