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Season 3  "The Gang Gets Whacked, Part 2"  3x13

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 01, 2007

While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
What's the matter with you? I'm eatin' here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
Goddamn it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
This about the horse, Charlie? It is about the horse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, then we're back on the street.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes. That's what I've been doing.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Rickety Cricket! Rickety!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Do you know those guys? Can you sell drugs to them?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
You are what you are now. You know what I'm sayin'.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
What is your problem? You just push my buttons, don't you?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
I tell you what. I'll let you stay at Dee's place.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Well, I'm not kissing that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
He flipped it so fast, Charlie. Let's think a little bit for a second.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
Can I talk to you for a second?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
Now's not a good time for that, man. I'm so tired.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Oh. Aah. Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
It's you and me against the world.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
These things? These are horse-riding pants. You can't get a horse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
No. No, no, no, no. I did some too.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Watch the crack addicts though. They will cut you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
I need... I need you Make it sexy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
What is important is that I get out on those streets...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
and take care of my wife.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
Okay. I mean, you don't mind gettin' your hands dirty, do you?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Two hearts that beat as one
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
Dennis, up those stairs.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
It is? People will see... us and it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
Frank, put the gun away. Oh, no.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
How you guys doin'? We're very good. Things are fine.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
Wow. I thought we said no guns though. That was before all the blow.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
We are not gonna come out blasting!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
Goddamn it.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
This about the horse, Charlie? It is about the horse.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, then we're back on the street.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes. That's what I've been doing.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Rickety Cricket! Rickety!
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Do you know those guys? Can you sell drugs to them?
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
You are what you are now. You know what I'm sayin'.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
What is your problem? You just push my buttons, don't you?
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
I tell you what. I'll let you stay at Dee's place.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14 #14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Well, I'm not kissing that.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
He flipped it so fast, Charlie. Let's think a little bit for a second.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
Can I talk to you for a second?
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
Now's not a good time for that, man. I'm so tired.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Oh. Aah. Yeah.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
It's you and me against the world.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28 #28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
These things? These are horse-riding pants. You can't get a horse.
#29
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No. No, no, no, no. I did some too.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Watch the crack addicts though. They will cut you.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
I need... I need you Make it sexy.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34 #34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
What is important is that I get out on those streets...
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
and take care of my wife.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
Okay. I mean, you don't mind gettin' your hands dirty, do you?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Two hearts that beat as one
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
Dennis, up those stairs.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42 #42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43 #43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
It is? People will see... us and it.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46 #46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
Frank, put the gun away. Oh, no.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
How you guys doin'? We're very good. Things are fine.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
Wow. I thought we said no guns though. That was before all the blow.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
We are not gonna come out blasting!
#50