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Season 3  "The Gang Sells Out"  3x7

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 04, 2007

The gang agrees to sell Paddys when they get an offer that is too good to refuse, but it forces the bar's non-partners, Dee and Charlie to find new jobs.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
We'll get some wood. We'll build something cool. Then we'll go get the money.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
Don't give a shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
Right across the street? Well, that is good to know. I love Starbucks.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
I don't mind. I'm gonna grab a beer while you're doing that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
We'd like a plaque.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
I'm pretty sure Hiroshima's in Japan.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
And I want the chopper. No! No! No! No!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
we'll go with the original offer.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
You're not the boss of me, so quit...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
What are you guys doing? Is this a hose job where you're hosing me down?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
You know what... I'm walking. I can't stand you guys.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
I thought you guys were taking me to dinner.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
I don't know what you would be. You're definitely not a twink.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
Actually, you got it backwards.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
Goddamn it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
You actually have to follow the rules. We're very strict.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
Dee, can you hook me up with a job here?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
Really does clean a mean toilet. I'll sparkle it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
I use the same bill for two tables, and I pocket the cash for the other one.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
Wow. Fine. Fine. Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
You don't need to tell him that this happened. No?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
Thanks, Charlie. No sweat.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
Back to work. Back to work.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
What is going on here, Frank? Who are these guys?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
No, Dennis, it's not that dumb of an idea.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
Great. Frank, please tell me that you have another one of those jackets.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Is that a yes or... What is that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Tell you what. Why don't you get me a job as a bartender here?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Why don't you take this application and go to the back office?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Uh, I understand you're looking for a bartending position.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
So, uh, tell me about Paddy's Pub. Are you kidding me?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
Charlie! What are you doing in my office?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
And secondly, I'm here because I'm looking for a bartending job.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
Don't worry. We're sending out a strong message, Mac.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
No, no! Gangsters don't sing! What are you talking about? Ever hear of gangster rap?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
Bzz, bzz, bzz! Goddamn it!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
What are you doing? I'm a bartender. All I do is drink.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
That is unbelievable. What are you on about?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
Why are you being so needy? Do you realize how unattractive that is to me?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
What? They're stealing? Yes.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
Doesn't this feel right? That felt good. No. Thank you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
If he doesn't buy the bar, then there's gonna be trouble.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
He's crazy. I'm not sure what he's capable of.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Guess what. I just topped myself for most phone numbers in one day... nine.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
He doesn't even know your name. Yes, I do.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
Don't give a shit.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3 #3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
Right across the street? Well, that is good to know. I love Starbucks.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
I don't mind. I'm gonna grab a beer while you're doing that.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
We'd like a plaque.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
I'm pretty sure Hiroshima's in Japan.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
Excuse me. Excuse me.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
And I want the chopper. No! No! No! No!
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
we'll go with the original offer.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
You're not the boss of me, so quit...
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
What are you guys doing? Is this a hose job where you're hosing me down?
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
You know what... I'm walking. I can't stand you guys.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
I thought you guys were taking me to dinner.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
I don't know what you would be. You're definitely not a twink.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
Actually, you got it backwards.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
Goddamn it.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
You actually have to follow the rules. We're very strict.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
Dee, can you hook me up with a job here?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
Really does clean a mean toilet. I'll sparkle it.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22 #22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
I use the same bill for two tables, and I pocket the cash for the other one.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
Wow. Fine. Fine. Okay.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
You don't need to tell him that this happened. No?
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
Thanks, Charlie. No sweat.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
Back to work. Back to work.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
What is going on here, Frank? Who are these guys?
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
No, Dennis, it's not that dumb of an idea.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
Great. Frank, please tell me that you have another one of those jackets.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Is that a yes or... What is that?
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Tell you what. Why don't you get me a job as a bartender here?
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Why don't you take this application and go to the back office?
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Uh, I understand you're looking for a bartending position.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
So, uh, tell me about Paddy's Pub. Are you kidding me?
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
Charlie! What are you doing in my office?
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
And secondly, I'm here because I'm looking for a bartending job.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38 #38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
Don't worry. We're sending out a strong message, Mac.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
No, no! Gangsters don't sing! What are you talking about? Ever hear of gangster rap?
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
Bzz, bzz, bzz! Goddamn it!
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
What are you doing? I'm a bartender. All I do is drink.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
That is unbelievable. What are you on about?
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
Why are you being so needy? Do you realize how unattractive that is to me?
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
What? They're stealing? Yes.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
Doesn't this feel right? That felt good. No. Thank you.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
If he doesn't buy the bar, then there's gonna be trouble.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
He's crazy. I'm not sure what he's capable of.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Guess what. I just topped myself for most phone numbers in one day... nine.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
He doesn't even know your name. Yes, I do.
#50