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Season 3  "Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender"  3x11

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 25, 2007

When Dennis is mistaken for a recently released child molester, he is more bothered by the fact that the guy is overweight rather than him being a sex offender. Meanwhile, Mac tries once again to bond with his ex-con father, who shows an interest in Dee.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 1
we could use the unsolvable drug problem in our society... Mm-hmm.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
I'm in. Let's sell these drugs. You're not in.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it. They come from Colombia.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
Yeah, of course I do. Oh, great. Well, here you go.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
rumor has it that somebody who works at this bar...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
talkin' to a couple of certain somebodies right this very second.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Look, why don't you just return what belongs to us...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
to chop your limbs off...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Okay. That's muched appreciated.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
Guess who sold the drugs And we can fix the lights now
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
Frank said to tell you to sell us back our drugs.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
Bingo! Wow. Goodness gracious with this guy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
Give us money.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
Will you just pay the mob off so we don't have to sell these pills?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
Because... seeing as how I'm the boss... You're not the boss.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
Mmmmm. You're gonna have to turn a trick or two. Go into prostitution.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
I'm picking up what you're putting down. I'll do it. Oh...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
Then I'm not going to do it. Let's sell some drugs.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Show a little chest. Frank, I know what you're trying to do.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
There's a racetrack next door, dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
Usually, we'd use a shovel for that. But to each his own, I guess.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
So I am gonna play the role of a high-powered executive. Mmm.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
and tell him I don't need his $650,000 investment.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. Remind me again what we're having Jameson invest in?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
Hey, man. You workin'?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
Thanks. But I'm not really into banging old ladies.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
These ladies have so much cash, man. It's the life.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
Yours. Thank you. Hey, man. You said 20.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
I tell you what. I got a little something I gotta straighten out with the mafia.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
No?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Uh, no. Actually, I'm kind of working a different angle here, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
Charlie... Come on. Out, out.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
Frank, as a matter of fact, you really don't smell that much better.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
Yeah. Uhhuh. Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
All right. It's not a total loss, all right? No, no, no.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
To dudes? To guys or...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
You're out, dude! Oh, he's out.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
I'm in. Let's sell these drugs. You're not in.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it. They come from Colombia.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
Yeah, of course I do. Oh, great. Well, here you go.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
rumor has it that somebody who works at this bar...
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
talkin' to a couple of certain somebodies right this very second.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Look, why don't you just return what belongs to us...
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
to chop your limbs off...
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Okay. That's muched appreciated.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
Guess who sold the drugs And we can fix the lights now
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
Frank said to tell you to sell us back our drugs.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19 #19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
Bingo! Wow. Goodness gracious with this guy.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them?
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
Give us money.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
Will you just pay the mob off so we don't have to sell these pills?
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
Because... seeing as how I'm the boss... You're not the boss.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
Mmmmm. You're gonna have to turn a trick or two. Go into prostitution.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
I'm picking up what you're putting down. I'll do it. Oh...
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
Then I'm not going to do it. Let's sell some drugs.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Show a little chest. Frank, I know what you're trying to do.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
There's a racetrack next door, dude.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30 #30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
Usually, we'd use a shovel for that. But to each his own, I guess.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
So I am gonna play the role of a high-powered executive. Mmm.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
and tell him I don't need his $650,000 investment.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. Remind me again what we're having Jameson invest in?
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
Hey, man. You workin'?
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
Thanks. But I'm not really into banging old ladies.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
These ladies have so much cash, man. It's the life.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
Yours. Thank you. Hey, man. You said 20.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40 #40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
I tell you what. I got a little something I gotta straighten out with the mafia.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
No?
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Uh, no. Actually, I'm kind of working a different angle here, Charlie.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
Charlie... Come on. Out, out.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
Frank, as a matter of fact, you really don't smell that much better.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
Yeah. Uhhuh. Yeah.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
All right. It's not a total loss, all right? No, no, no.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
To dudes? To guys or...
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
You're out, dude! Oh, he's out.
#50