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Season 14

Aired 4 years ago - Nov 20, 2019

Dennis and Charlie stand guard at the entrance to their laser tag base waiting to ambush the legendary "Big Mo," but Dennis begins to ponder the reasons they play laser tag and if their pursuit of a victory is worth their effort.

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I've been warning you about your lack of elbow mass for weeks.
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up in the air ducts this time,
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Fun Zone dolla dolla bills, y'all.
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- And that's what I want to do. - DENNIS: Hey, man.
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I need their aggression at a ten.
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Let me think on that one, Dennis, 'cause I don't know the answer...
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You really are killing it out there.
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Yeah. Hey, is the answer to your riddle, uh,
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I haven't been hit once.
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- That's a good one. - Great.
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I forbid it. Absolutely not.
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- I... We... - [SIGHS]
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Oh, that is me.
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- and they're not really scared of him. - No.
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- ...and I'm gonna turn his pack on because... - No, no, stop.
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Oh. Ah, I'm all set.
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- Oh. Oh, is that a riddle? - What?
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- Cantaloupes. - What?
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kind of made us stop and think about
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The Maintenance Zone. That's awesome.
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And don't steal my shit, you stupid bird-faced bitch!
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Tell me something, man. Who-Whose face...
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To get into the laser beam business.
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The guy who, like, built this place 30 years ago.
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- eventually we can be happy? - DENNIS: Well, I'm not saying
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I don't know. Whenever the game ends, okay?
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So just, let's just stick with what works. Yeah?
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I was bobbing and weaving like crazy.
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it's not helping Mac and Dee more. They're getting
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No, Charlie. That's my signal that the food is ready.
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- That's the way. - Pretty good, right?
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Why do you care so much about this kid?
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I'm just supposed to let him have it?
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- It's like the bounciest technology in the world. - Exactly.
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- Well, that's eating. - Nah.
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We've been in this game the longest, right?
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- What do you mean I disappear? - Like a fart, man.
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laser-amusement-themed park, man, you're talking about
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and we can't let Big Mo come in here!
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I was trying to keep Charlie focused,
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I'm talking about the guy. The real guy.
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when I grabbed his glasses and I-I threw 'em on the ground
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Dennis said, like, if-if-if we, if we leave the base,
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Dennis, we can't leave the base, right?
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Yeah. He offed himself about three years back now.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 20, 2019

When a trendy new hair salon opens up right next door to Paddy’s, Dennis and Frank go on the offensive to stop women from cutting off their hair. Meanwhile, Mac is reunited with his childhood dog Poppins.

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- nothing's gonna. - Well, to be clear,
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Well, uh, there's good news and there's bad news. Right?
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I mean, one time I tried to give him a belly scratch
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Hmm... Okay. Uh, do you two not understand gender?
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I'm afraid that she most likely will not survive the delivery.
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so when she gives birth,
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Uh, I'm so sorry, but we don't perform that procedure here.
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- Oh. Oh... Hi! - Hi... G-Going the wrong way.
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With luxurious locks like yours, it could take, oh,
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- Look at her.Beautiful. Gorgeous. - Beautiful girl. Yeah, gorgeous.
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- and, man, she was never heard of ever again. - [BELCHING]
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- We're trying to help these women. - Oh, my God.
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I'm using you as an example.
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we're the ones that have to look at it all day!
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Because I choose to, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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what we'd like you to do is kill the dog puppies, if you could.
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- Hang on one second. My friend wants to talk to you. - Yeah. I'll do it.
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Look, there was a transition at some point, all right?
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She's gone too far! She has no idea
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You-you got to get that valve down, man.
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Ooh, Frankie, that valve is bad, man. That is backed up.
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those long, beautiful locks of yours.
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I had hair down to my butt crack.
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But I shaved it all off to the nub. It never grew back.
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What?
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to check it out, see how it's doing.
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for high-end shampoos and conditioners.
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That-that was an unrelated burp.
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Okay.
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- Oh. - You're a doctor?
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- That's impressive, yeah. - Sorry. Sorry.
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But I do fuck with dogs,
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- Uh, n-no. The, the opposite, actually. - Okay.
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Yeah, is there a version, like, where no dog dies?
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no dog, but we can get it done.
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CHARLIE: Oh, shit. Wait. Who's this?
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- in, uh... in her goodies there, so... - Oh, my God. Wait a second.
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Yeah, he's a survivor. He's gonna
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I'm so sorry. Um, can I help you?
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I just wasn't ready for it. I was... I was gonna do a th...
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- I'd like a haircut, please. - Oh.
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Good. As it should be.
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women's hair, and I was gonna claim discrimination
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No! No.
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- Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. - [SIGHS] Look,
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destroying young people's lives, aren't you?
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Oh, shit.
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And plus, there's no doggy paternity test to actually prove
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 13, 2019

Trapped inside Paddy's with a suicide jumper on the roof, the Gang wonders if they should bother intervening with an algorithm of their own - Could he, would he, should we?

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we're not talking about me. We're talking about him.
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What? Dude, it's like three stories.
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The-- wh-why do you not like it in this scenario?
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All right? Dee, stop being so emotional.
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Yeah!
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I don't need your opinions.
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Exactly. So why don't we start with "Could he?" Charlie?
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we'll be able to tell, based on the breakage,
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-That's so pathetic. I'd never... I would never... -That you would know that.
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-for a bit of an explosion. Yeah. -Uh-huh.
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Now, Charlie,
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Nest? What? Charlie, where did you get this egg?
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-Yeah. -...either way, we got to find something
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Hmm? I don't know, but he flips out
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There's a guy stuck on the roof of Paddy's.
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Stay away from my stuff.
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Dennis is touching my melon.
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ALL: Four, three,
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Hey, you know that you guys have a guy up on your roof?
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Yeah, but you're not really a trustworthy
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Cricket actually just made me realize something.
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Or at least he certainly made it look that way.
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That'd be more of a cry for help, right?
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And for that we need to understand his state of mind.
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Then blackmail the priest.
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he looks like a pretty normal guy.
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-He's eating food. -Mm-hmm.
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wouldn't you say? I mean, he's hardly a child,
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-No, it's not. He really doesn't. -My dad's name's an homage.
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parasailing, Chilean wines, a tattoo
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-Nasty! -You are too much today, Dee.
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which, she was thinking was more of a one-time thing,
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-Disgusting. -Definitely, definitely, but also that the poorly named
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this time. I got to get in there.
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-Oh. -I mean, it would really get under his skin
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Okay, guys, now we are on to "Should we?"
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so, I don't know, the chances of the police getting in there
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Like, we start to name drinks after jumpers or whatever,
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Turn them into martyrs.
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Basically, what we've concluded is that it would actually
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You see, we've already established that this guy wants
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mathematically, scientifically,
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-Yeah. -Is that what I'm hearing?
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What's that?
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Not that I am banging it, but I could.
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-the jumper is coming down. -Oh.
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Guys, can-can we just not call it a murder?
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The jumper did not jump. He did not jump from the roof.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 06, 2019

As a record-breaking heat wave overtakes Philly, the Gang plans to profit from global warming by pumping up the A/C so people will congregate at Paddy’s and save energy at home.

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I could also get some free swag
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Could even do an InstagramStory about it on my way there.
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We'll do a Story about Purina,
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Well, uh, how about we lower that AC even more
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the surface area of the skin, causing that certain body part
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Hi.
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-Yeah? -But they're so cute and totally on-brand.
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My feet are killing me.
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-All right, we're not... -I-I'm not a scient--
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-What? -Yeah. It's when a bunch of people get the app,
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-Taking the rideshare. Come on.-All right. Well...
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-Hold on. What's-what's going on, man? -What?
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The water got backed up and maybe diverted over here.
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And if I kick them out, then they'll tattle on me to God.
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Now is not the time for your racism. This affects us all.
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for jumping on you like that. Um, we can figure this out.
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♪ Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see...♪
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And cut.
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-We're dying back here. -DRIVER: Uh, sorry, electric car.
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I want some goddamn air conditioning.
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Maybe consider getting some gum for those pits!
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to bring the ice up intothe frame so I could show them--
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We're not gonna get the cat food'cause we-- [groans]
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I amfreaking out. Film when I say "film."
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We're gonna get in the car. We're gonna go get ice.
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♪ So take off all your clothes♪
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We're running out of glasses and I can't run the dishwasher
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-That's working together, baby.-It's plastic.
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-Uh-huh. -See? It's all a part of his divine plan, Dennis.
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You see how your argument doesn't make any sense?
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-Correct.-Got it. Okay, so there's no way
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I got an idea. I got an idea.
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-Change the music. -I'll go change the music. I'm-a change the music.
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No, thanks. I don't want to wear trash on my head.
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to the bar before this ice melts again.
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-I did. Yeah. But that's not the point. -Ah, all right.
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I didn't accountfor all the increased sexiness.
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that were here before, and now it seems like
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I don't know, Frank. I don't question God's will.
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If everybody could just listen up real quick.
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That's right, that's right. But check this out.
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stop dancing for just a second,the AC can catch up,
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We'll chill out. We'll slow things down.
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on tequila and other liquors.
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that just-- whoa, pal. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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for a long, long time. So who's with me?
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Aired 4 years ago - Oct 30, 2019

In the black-and-white noir world of his memory, Charlie navigates the seedy underbelly of Philadelphia as Frank has been "diarrhea poisoned," and it's up to Charlie to clean up the mess.

Aired 4 years ago - Oct 23, 2019

During their trip to the Philadelphia Zoo, Mac sets up a text group chain for The Gang, but confusion sets in and The Gang must learn from the meerkats on how to communicate properly in a group.

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- "Late." [smacks lips] - Yeah, but come on, man.
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- Seems like I have to. - Oh, oh, is that right?
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- I drank a case of beer, man. - So did I.
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- I'm-I'm horny for a butt? - 'Cause you're gay. - FRANK: Hey-o!
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- I texted a peach. - I already did that, Dee.
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You know? Plus, the moment is long gone. I mean...
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What's a... funny thing I can...
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Uh, we're five minutes out.
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Dude, do you think he went to the sea lions
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- Well, it's-it's the predictive te... - It's better...
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- Yeah. That's not good. - That's...
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Charlie made it work.
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- And I wasn't here? - No, the feeding. Yeah, yeah.
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- Uh-huh. Yeah. - Oh.
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No. Hold on.
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- That's what you do when you're screaming. - That's not scream...
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- Come on. - Is there a...?
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- [chuckles] You're dead to him. - Yeah, he's blowing you off, man.
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- Uh, what is that? - I called him the "F" word.
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I'm joking that maybe we should get the Jew lawyer
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- ♪ - Well, okay, but hang on.
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Dude, who cares? Man, I'm so sick of this texting shit.
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Oh, it's hysterical.
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Suit yourself.
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You're gonna hang out in the bathroom?
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- It's so pathetic, dude. Dude, you're no meerkat. - I am not!
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- Yeah. - Oh, uh...
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[groans]
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_
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- Charlie was like... - Oh, that's a lie.
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[man singing African music in foreign language]
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you must follow my every command because, I swear to God,
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- Ah. [laughs] - _
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Ah. Annoying bird.
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- _ - What does this bitch...
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to me a-about all this. W-Why are we in the exhibit?
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Uh, my friend engaged in a sexual exchange for information
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[man singing African music in foreign language]
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- Here you go, ma'am. Have fun. - Huh? What?
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Aired 4 years ago - Oct 16, 2019

Annoyed that the Gang failed to react as he nearly choked to death on an appetizer, Frank decides the Waiter, his savior, is the only person who has his back.

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- You take all the flavor out of it. - [SPUTTERS]
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You know, I used to do cool shit, Frank!
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but, of course, I was taking my cues from you.
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I can't depend on you. I can't depend on anyone.
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Uh, after midnight? What are you, like, in your 40s?
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I mean, you know, carbs aside, it's absolutely teeming
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and then came over with an empty pizza box?
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from a man almost dying right in front of me.
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- You would not believe it. - DENNIS: Okay, I-I...
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That's what I should... I'm gonna go to bed.
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He's gonna depend on me, so good night, guys.
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- You know? - Oh.
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Hey-o! Look who's up. Sleepyhead.
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I could have been bashing your face in
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but I don't need a roommate.
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Why would you want to live with that
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we'll work our way into a light jog, and then we'll do some layups.
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Ow. I don't know. My... timing's a little bit off.
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- Come on, Dee. Why are you here? - Hear me out, you guys.
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that was slightly less offensive, but turns out,
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- CHARLIE: That's Mexican! - DENNIS: That's Mexican.
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You know what? He-he needs his post-workout shake.
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Huh.
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Made her dinner already. She's eating blue.
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Whoa. Why are you being such a hard-on about this?
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I mean, it must've been really hard being up there,
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And not one of them bang 'em and bin 'em joints.
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Just let me help you, Dennis.
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- Oh. - Dennis, do you want me to throw it into my own face?
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and I'm just gonna go lie down on my bed. I feel so awful.
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That's his shake, so... you can't have it. Just...
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Shh. Yes. Uh, I...
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- Why are you doing that? - You know what I'm saying?
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you're gonna have to save his life... for real.
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- Hey! You're just in time for a blue feast. - Hey.
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Yeah, I don't know if I want to eat that.
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Yes.
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Oh. Okay. Uh... [INHALES]
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So, when you saw her in there, why'd you let her stay?
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To think I trusted my life with you, when you would treat
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- [SIGHS] - Where are you going?
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his throat's just gonna start to seize right up.
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So-so that's why we invited Frank.
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- Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. - Frank! Dennis!
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Oh, my God! Why?
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Frank... [EXHALES] look,
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- Can I have that, please? - Uh... - CHARLIE: No.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 02, 2019

Landing in the middle of a focus group after a screening of "Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool," the gang is determined to restore glory and traditional American values back into the franchise, even if it involves sabotage.

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Mm. Maybe once.
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from our lab.
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I am ThunderGun.
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- Um, let's start with you. - What's being set up?
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Well, depending on the hero.
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- Right. - Yeah, but in Die Hard,
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No, because they're fun.
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- Oh. - Right. -That's right.
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Oh, I think she sucks. First of all, she comes in
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- to make me feel worse. - Mm. Mm-hmm.
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You know what I mean?
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I think the studio was trying to get away
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Don't lose hope.
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The next morning, you were gone,
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Well, he's not just my assistant.
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What is?
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Sorry for him. But my disgusting friend
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Okay, so... where's the dong?
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the gratuitous nudity was maybe a bit much.
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You lost a sense of community.
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you give the creep-show at the window a couple of bucks,
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They're taking all the sex out of the movies.
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Right. E... Uh, yeah, even if the studios
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They ruined everything with this PC bullshit.
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That's what it is!
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What's ThunderGun's slogan?
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to put a stop to this liberal, PC bullshit.
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I mean, the... The Thunder Gun series
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A unification of the human condition.
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Right. Uh, I think we all can agree
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He wanted to kick back and call it a day.
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gently tickle the shaft on a, on a crisp autumn morn.
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But now you got this, like, liberal wave
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of this new liberal Hollywood moral PC elite?
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So, uh, just to be clear here, they didn't make it PG-13
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Yeah, and how have you all been viewing the franchise?
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Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. On that website that has all the movies.
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So... you're part of the problem.
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They're rebooting the entire franchise.
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I'm not gonna make it through this one.
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You'll need this to get out of here, son.
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You mean the torch?
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It's a cliffhanger. We're gonna find out what happened to John
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- I don't think so. - No.
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Fuck, man! What?
Aired 4 years ago - Sep 25, 2019

Mac concocts a scheme to attract single women to rent Dennis' bedroom while Frank and Charlie make similar plans to draw in young, European coeds, but neither ad attracts their intended target.

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I don't know. I don't think so. Uh, I'm good.
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We're probably gonna hit the hay, too.
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Before they get here, we got to lay down some ground rules.
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Keep your fingers to yourself.
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and it feels desperate, you know what I mean?
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(whispering): They're fighting.
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-Listen, listen. (mouths) -LISA: You can't keep blaming me
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Yes. The husband is the lonely heart
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-that I can boil these lederhosen in? -Uh, yeah.
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(speaking German)
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We gotta-- We're just gonna have to, like,
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-Why don't you hop in. -All right, I'll hop in.
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-Ah. -Then, I open up the toilet.
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where he's gonna run into Dee.
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Wh-What?
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saying to Greg that she misses Teddy.
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You can't get to the hard-to-reach places with that.
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But the trick is to melt the cheese on the outside.
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You can get in there behind the toe,
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if I... if I learn how to yodel, I'm going places.
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-I guess... Okay, but you know. -Yeah. Yeah, ooh...
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♪ ♪
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How would that work?
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it's-it's charming and cute and fun
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Yeah, you miss Teddy, and no one can replace him.
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I'm not the jealous type, like your husband.
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This is so bad.
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-Yeah. -Looks very bohemian.
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-Yeah. -Mm-hmm. -Oh, yeah?
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-Uh... what do you mean? -Wh-Wh-What?
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This is the part where the trashy skank
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-(door opens) -And you couldn't even do that right.
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-I'm like, "Are you kidding me?" I'm not gonna do that. -No, no, no, I wasn't...
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and I'm sitting here all alone.
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You know, it won't play in Middle America, but screw it.
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It's not gonna work, all right? Men are not in charge anymore.
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I don't get that move at all.
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(Charlie exhales)
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-What's it, a gift? -Yeah, I don't know.
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Bus station.
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This is your moment, Mac. Now remember,
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I know that what you had with Teddy was special,
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A-And, yeah, maybe it won't play in Middle America,