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Season 3

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 15, 2007

In the season finale, Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's up as a prize for a dance marathon, which prompts the gang to enter the competition in order to save their bar.

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What the hell is that? Eighth grade dance competition. I won to this song.
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All you've ever done... Stop.
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Good guess. And I'm gonna win this bar with the help of my shiny new legs.
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They look so sturdy. He's, like, half machine.
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What is that awful noise?
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He's not gonna go down easy. No way.
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All right, folks. That's our first casualty of the night.
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Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants. Excuse me. I'm just trying to have a good competition here.
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We could use this partner switch to get into people's heads.
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You lousy bastards.
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My fiancé and I, we're not really dancers.
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Relax. He's an instructor. He's showing me a new dance. What's it called again?
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All right. Just make it quick. I'll make it quick.
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So let's not worry about it. Let's just talk about other things for a little bit.
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All right, how would I do that? I got an idea.
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Get lost, street rat! I'm not a street... I was a man of the cl...
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I'll show it to you one day. I don't want to learn it.
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Absolutely!
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I'm always putting my cream all over his face, and it pisses him off.
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'Cause I got the moves that are gonna make me number one.
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"Engaged. " That's just a word. It doesn't mean anything.
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Come on, man. Let me show you some moves. He's just trying to help.
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We don't want you out of the competition, right? No!
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Oh, come on! Let's get out of here!
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Goddamn it.
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You're not even in the contest anymore, bro. I certainly am.
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So you might as well go out with a bang and have some insurance.
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Yeah. You gotta make him jealous.
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Okay, it's reverse psychology. No, it's not.
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I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy. Good girl. Make it dirty.
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Hey. Hey, pretty lady? Look, can you do me a favor?
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You're number two. What's up, bitches?
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Come on, guys. Just eat it and you'll have a burst of energy. Trust me.
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You've been cahooting with them! I have not been cahooting!
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Not when it's with my partner. I'm cutting in. Get out of here! Back off!
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Let these strong, sweet, sexual arms hold you. So strong.
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No, Charlie. Don't go limp.
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I was getting somewhere, wasn't I? No, you weren't.
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You're gonna take me out? You bet.
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What's going on, monkeys? Yeah. How are those kegs treating ya?
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Aired 11 years ago - Nov 08, 2007

Mac and Dee become vigilantes in order to remove the homeless from their neighborhood, while Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers.

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And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them.
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You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname.
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How about Jaguar Hands? Nah.
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Hi. Would you two be interested in...
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They're racing by us as fast as they can.
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Okay. Feel that? How's that feel for you?
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No. We're gonna run out. No more gumming for a little while.
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Where have you been hiding? Where have you been?
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Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.
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Wonderful, Cricket. Then you can help us sell our cocaine.
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Please stop calling me a street urchin. I'm not a street urchin.
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I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.
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Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other...
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One thing could lead to another. You never know.
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I gotta take a cut now, Cricket. We're working together.
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You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you're just gonna eat cereal out of...
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You don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules.
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I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe.
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Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane.
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It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
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It's exactly as I imagined it would be. What is?
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That's good. But we have another day.
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I can get a horse. You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie.
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that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again.
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Where'd you get that? Every good dealer keeps a head stash.
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Check this out.
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It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
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Look, I'm gonna get you out of this.
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You gotta do right by me, okay?
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Now he's gonna stab us in the back. I don't think so.
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These are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this?
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I still gotta write the seventh act. It's kinda all up here.
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and a hundred and fifty every hour after that.
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I need... I need you
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Don Sal? Yeah. What?
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What is important is that I get out on those streets...
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I need you to go over to my house...
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Like a protection thing. Yeah. It's somethin' like that.
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Two hearts that beat as one
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What the hell you doin' here? I'm working. What are you doing?
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Hey! Hey! You! Out! This is our turf. Get out.
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Go! Get up there! Now! Stay! Stay! Stay!
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We can't do this. Mm-hmm.
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That's too much, huh? That's too much flour.
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It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
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We can't get outta here on that. We need a car. It's too obvious.
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 01, 2007

While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.

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What's the matter with you? I'm eatin' here.
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From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands.
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Goddamn it.
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This about the horse, Charlie? It is about the horse.
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A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, then we're back on the street.
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Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes. That's what I've been doing.
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Rickety Cricket! Rickety!
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my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.
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Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.
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Do you know those guys? Can you sell drugs to them?
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You are what you are now. You know what I'm sayin'.
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What is your problem? You just push my buttons, don't you?
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I tell you what. I'll let you stay at Dee's place.
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Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit.
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Well, I'm not kissing that.
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I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe.
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Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane.
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It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
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Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.
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He flipped it so fast, Charlie. Let's think a little bit for a second.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Now's not a good time for that, man. I'm so tired.
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Oh. Aah. Yeah.
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No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on.
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It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
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It's you and me against the world.
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These things? These are horse-riding pants. You can't get a horse.
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No. No, no, no, no. I did some too.
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Watch the crack addicts though. They will cut you.
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I need... I need you Make it sexy.
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What is important is that I get out on those streets...
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and take care of my wife.
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Okay. I mean, you don't mind gettin' your hands dirty, do you?
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Two hearts that beat as one
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Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash.
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Dennis, up those stairs.
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What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs.
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It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
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It is? People will see... us and it.
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Frank, put the gun away. Oh, no.
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How you guys doin'? We're very good. Things are fine.
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Wow. I thought we said no guns though. That was before all the blow.
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We are not gonna come out blasting!
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 01, 2007

After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.

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All right. Well, both ways work. I kinda like my way.
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We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
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My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
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Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
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I don't even know what you're talking about. It's so obvious!
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Perfect. You found a perfect medium ground there.
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And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone...
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be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part.
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Well, thanks, gentlemen. That's... That's very... a very clear message.
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Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
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I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
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Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
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Okay. No problem.
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that we can sell back to other people at a higher price. Yeah.
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But think about it this way. If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each.
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They're... The economy is in shambles.
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I told you not to involve me in that! Did you mention my name?
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So... I'm putting my foot down on this one.
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You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills.
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I was saying the male escort Is really hard to come by.
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Dennis, I think you should unbutton this button too. No...
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There's a racetrack next door, dude.
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Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
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Not me. Hey, why don't you come and meet the fellas?
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Ooh! No. No. I will be your business partner.
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Yeah. I think you should get Jameson on the phone for me.
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Yep. That is adorable.
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No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right?
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Really? I wouldn't have to bang these ladies? No.
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Hey.
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So you want that job or not?
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Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
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You smell like cheese. No, no.
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You are my ho. Look, dude.
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Yeah. Where? Ah, the guilty parties.
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Good. No, I'm not prostitute, okay?
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Dee, let's take Charlie's money and go buy some cocaine.
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Excuse me! We're in some serious hot water here...
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Walk? It's like 40 miles!
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It's all right. I put the parking brake on. Sorry about that, boys.
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You did have something to do with it?
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I want to dress like a track star.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 25, 2007

When Dennis is mistaken for a recently released child molester, he is more bothered by the fact that the guy is overweight rather than him being a sex offender. Meanwhile, Mac tries once again to bond with his ex-con father, who shows an interest in Dee.

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we could use the unsolvable drug problem in our society... Mm-hmm.
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I'm in. Let's sell these drugs. You're not in.
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We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
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My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
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Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
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These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
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You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it. They come from Colombia.
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Yeah, of course I do. Oh, great. Well, here you go.
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rumor has it that somebody who works at this bar...
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talkin' to a couple of certain somebodies right this very second.
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Look, why don't you just return what belongs to us...
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to chop your limbs off...
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Okay. That's muched appreciated.
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Guess who sold the drugs And we can fix the lights now
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Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
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I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
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Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
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Frank said to tell you to sell us back our drugs.
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Bingo! Wow. Goodness gracious with this guy.
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How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them?
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Give us money.
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Will you just pay the mob off so we don't have to sell these pills?
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Because... seeing as how I'm the boss... You're not the boss.
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Mmmmm. You're gonna have to turn a trick or two. Go into prostitution.
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I'm picking up what you're putting down. I'll do it. Oh...
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Then I'm not going to do it. Let's sell some drugs.
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Show a little chest. Frank, I know what you're trying to do.
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There's a racetrack next door, dude.
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Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
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Usually, we'd use a shovel for that. But to each his own, I guess.
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So I am gonna play the role of a high-powered executive. Mmm.
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and tell him I don't need his $650,000 investment.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. Remind me again what we're having Jameson invest in?
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Hey, man. You workin'?
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Thanks. But I'm not really into banging old ladies.
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These ladies have so much cash, man. It's the life.
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Yours. Thank you. Hey, man. You said 20.
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I tell you what. I got a little something I gotta straighten out with the mafia.
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Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
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No?
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Uh, no. Actually, I'm kind of working a different angle here, Charlie.
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Charlie... Come on. Out, out.
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Frank, as a matter of fact, you really don't smell that much better.
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Yeah. Uhhuh. Yeah.
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All right. It's not a total loss, all right? No, no, no.
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To dudes? To guys or...
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You're out, dude! Oh, he's out.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 18, 2007

After Mac arrives to the bar with scratches on his neck and exhibiting strange behavior, Frank comes to the conclusion that he is the serial killer terrorizing young women in Philadelphia. Frank sets out with his trusty chainsaw and a doubtful Charlie to find evidence to implicate Mac in the murders. In search of another suspect, Dennis and Dee do a little role-playing in order to help themselves better understand who they might be dealing with. MORE -LESS

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We did. It's just that my friends are getting suspicious.
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Soon. It takes time. Look, I know that it takes time.
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Which is cool. But you're really strong, and it hurts.
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Well. Yeah, I mean, physically, sure.
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He's not a serial killer. Hey, man. What'd I tell you about bringing that chain saw?
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We got ourselves a serial killer.
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Dennis!
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I fit the profile, Dennis! That's the right attitude. Now pull these out or something.
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You think I want some Jew lawyer crawling up my ass in six months?
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on the removal of human genitalia.
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All I'm saying is that the book doesn't mean anything. You got no evidence!
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I think you got the wrong idea. I'm not with anybody.
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But that stuff, you gotta be careful because it'll mess you.
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Bitch, you speak when spoken to now.
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In fact, Pepper Jack about to cut somebody. Oh, please don't cut.
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I mean, you can't just jump into the mind of a serial killer.
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Right. We need a victim. We need to find somebody who we would want to kill.
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What is wrong with me? What the hell is wrong with you? I saw you last night!
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Who else knows about this? Nobody. Just her.
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If you deny something, it means it never happened. It never happened.
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But in the meantime, you gotta give me the time to, like, build your case.
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Lawyer stuff. It's a great show. Are you gonna help me?
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But you're not using your head. This is serial killing 101.
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How come? Well, my guy's a painter.
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Whoa. What do you think of these gardening shears?
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But we're gonna take 'em on the hush-hush. What?
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In your opinion, ma'am, was your son an angry child?
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Yeah. Oh!
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But the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee. That's only in movies... stupid ones.
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And then I'm gonna strangle her and you're gonna chop her into pieces.
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No. No. I know. It's good enough. Let's do this. Okay.
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Everything we do is backfiring. We need a new plan.
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I know who the killer is. You do?
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Hold that thought, Frank. I just came up with a plan.
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Well, maybe we could go out or something.
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I don't think it's too much to ask for you to keep this quiet, considering your condition.
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It doesn't matter, because she won't talk to me anymore, dude.
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Some chick named Sandy. She said we met at the bar the other night.
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I work out. I'll allow it.
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We got him.
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All of his plants are dead. Well, I don't do it.
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He makes less and less sense as the days go by. I don't get it at all.
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I'm just in here changing into my bikini.
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Okay. Who are you here to see?
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Must be a big disappointment. What is going on here?
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 11, 2007

Dee gets involved with a famous local rapper who might be mentally challenged, and whose success inspires the rest of the gang to start a band.

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Why am I not in it? I have a great voice.
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Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.
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35 inch scale... Shh. That's the one.
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Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that?
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Well, can I bare my soul to you for a second, man? Of course, buddy.
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You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? Totally.
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No. Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude.
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I just think you should know whether or not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.
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'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive.
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Yes? Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address.
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I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.
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Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.
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Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from? It's definitely not four.
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Hey! Oh, you brought your crew, baby.
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Shut your mouth.
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Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.
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We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit!
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Yeah. It's covered in bird shit.
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No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Charlie is right.
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Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect!
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Why-Why-Why would you do that?
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This is not rock and roll!
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Your shirt's on backwards. What?
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It's not the '50s anymore, Frank. The kids aren't bopping anymore.
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Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?
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Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah, I'll be out in a second, all right?
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Is this a page from a coloring book?
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All right. Ready?
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Every night you come into my room and pin me down
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I become the spirit of the Night Man.
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One on top and one on bottom
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And pin me down with your strong hands
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Yes. Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do.
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You know what mean? Like...
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All right, here's the song.
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Dee, we're trying to have band practice here.
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It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me, and you've blown it and ruined everything.
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They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them
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Stupid, can't write...
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Right. Let's get some light in here.
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I never know, man.
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Sun Sun
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Do you want some? No.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine.
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Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 04, 2007

Mac teams up with Frank and Charlie to create a public access newscast after he misses his chance at fame in the news. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to make it big in the club scene.

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Let's watch it for a little while. Let's find out what...
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Holy shit, dude! I didn't know that! He's making it up, Charlie.
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They want to read about shit that's gonna help them forget how miserable their lives are.
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I'm not. But I could be famous if I just got drunk, went out to a club...
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Boom!
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Nobody's getting assraped, Frank! God, man. Stop saying "assraped. "
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Go, go, go, go. Hello, miss. What's your name?
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She steals the grapes! I do not!
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No, no. Is there anything about this place that you don't like?
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Because meat spoils slower in a fridge. So they keep it cold.
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I know just the place.
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They always bicker. Which, of course, leads to karate.
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What the hell are these guys doing?
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That's the same fish they just passed to each other. Like bird flu, fish flu.
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Can you see sweat? Because I'm sweating a little bit. So much.
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Do you know the Heimlich? I don't know the Heimlich! Punch him in the stomach or something.
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Yeah. Yeah. I did and I didn't, Frank. What?
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I realized I'd have to cut all the tape off to get the tape in.
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All right, all right, all right! All right.
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Maybe we'll wear more makeup. Don't blame it on my sweat glands. That's not fair.
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Ooh! I feel like we've been standing in this line forever!
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Nobody gives a shit about a stupid, drunk whore outside of a club.
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Uh, yeah.
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Where am I? I'm crashing pretty hard. I need to go home and get some sleep.
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Really? We'll come back tonight. Come on. Ride's leaving.
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That's what you're gonna do. Don't know if I feel comfortable taking a shit on that bouncer.
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Hey, look out. Jesus, you're in my way!
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You piece of dirt. Who are you? I step on you.
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I'm not gonna take it easy because this talking dump of a bouncer...
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And what is your name? Dennis Reynolds.
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I'm very stressed out, Charlie. It's a very stressful situation. Then relax, dude.
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Right? We're gonna make it on the TV
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Are you gonna set the building on fire?
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Uhhuh.
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I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
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Now this is entertainment. Oh.
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Because this is television at its best. Definitely.
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All right, fine. I'll do it. But don't set it on fire, okay?
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Okay, it's all good through here.
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I was at the club all night. What? Are you turning into a club kid now?
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Put the cats on that. And then at the end of it, a chopping mechanism.
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But a celebrity saving cats... Then you got a story.
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I don't think Dee's that desperate to get famous. I mean, nobody's that pathetic.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 04, 2007

The gang agrees to sell Paddys when they get an offer that is too good to refuse, but it forces the bar's non-partners, Dee and Charlie to find new jobs.

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We'll get some wood. We'll build something cool. Then we'll go get the money.
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Don't give a shit.
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Right across the street? Well, that is good to know. I love Starbucks.
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I don't mind. I'm gonna grab a beer while you're doing that.
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We'd like a plaque.
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I'm pretty sure Hiroshima's in Japan.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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And I want the chopper. No! No! No! No!
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we'll go with the original offer.
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You're not the boss of me, so quit...
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What are you guys doing? Is this a hose job where you're hosing me down?
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You know what... I'm walking. I can't stand you guys.
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I thought you guys were taking me to dinner.
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Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear.
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I don't know what you would be. You're definitely not a twink.
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Actually, you got it backwards.
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Goddamn it.
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You actually have to follow the rules. We're very strict.
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Dee, can you hook me up with a job here?
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Really does clean a mean toilet. I'll sparkle it.
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I use the same bill for two tables, and I pocket the cash for the other one.
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Wow. Fine. Fine. Okay.
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You don't need to tell him that this happened. No?
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Thanks, Charlie. No sweat.
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Back to work. Back to work.
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What is going on here, Frank? Who are these guys?
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No, Dennis, it's not that dumb of an idea.
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Great. Frank, please tell me that you have another one of those jackets.
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Is that a yes or... What is that?
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Tell you what. Why don't you get me a job as a bartender here?
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Why don't you take this application and go to the back office?
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Uh, I understand you're looking for a bartending position.
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So, uh, tell me about Paddy's Pub. Are you kidding me?
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Charlie! What are you doing in my office?
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And secondly, I'm here because I'm looking for a bartending job.
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Don't worry. We're sending out a strong message, Mac.
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No, no! Gangsters don't sing! What are you talking about? Ever hear of gangster rap?
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Bzz, bzz, bzz! Goddamn it!
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What are you doing? I'm a bartender. All I do is drink.
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That is unbelievable. What are you on about?
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Why are you being so needy? Do you realize how unattractive that is to me?
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What? They're stealing? Yes.
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Doesn't this feel right? That felt good. No. Thank you.
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If he doesn't buy the bar, then there's gonna be trouble.
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He's crazy. I'm not sure what he's capable of.
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Guess what. I just topped myself for most phone numbers in one day... nine.
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He doesn't even know your name. Yes, I do.
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 27, 2007

A Korean restaurant owner threatens to get Paddy's kicked off the route for the city's annual pub crawl. The gang's response: War.

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is just about the saddest thing you've ever done, Dee.
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Intel is the name of the game, Dee. It's all about the intelligence!
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That's why it's so awesome on me. It's like, "Why's that guy in a giant jacket?
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All right. What is this? "Pub Crawl Karaoke Contest"? Uhoh.
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Well, don't... Hold on that because we want to try the... What?
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'cause you can't just make beer like that. What do you mean?
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Where are they enriching... What is going on in this place?
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The one marked "pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?
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Are we gonna talk about pirates all day? Or we gonna find out who lives in there?
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They're not ever gonna over... You know what? You're right. It's not working.
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Sons of... All right, I'm gonna kick. You ram. Go!
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All right, see what else you can find out, and call me back. Good work.
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Clearly yellow... You go from yellow to orange to red!
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What? No, you're not! It's already done.
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Right?
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And go. All right, again.
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Are you the owner? I owner. I Mr. Kim.
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we will send you people back to the Stone Age.
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Yes!
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He's has slaves in there? What kind of a communist dictatorship...
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We'll let you drink all the beer you want.
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Yeah, why were you doing that? 'Cause she extended to me.
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And the old man died In his sleep last night
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There is no point to you. Oh, no...
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It was the finger cymbals need work. Oh!
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Why did you get so drunk? You got drunk!
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They're gonna ruin our way of life! Get your shit together, dog!
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I run away. Okay.
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So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?
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How you doin'? Hey, you're never gonna guess who showed up at my...
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R Rita F-Fire... s.
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I just want your stupid recipe!
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Uh, we both like pizza. Pizza!
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How is it sticky? From candy and beer? I don't know.
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over the same Korean chick, and he's like totally winning.
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We get a better look at their talents if their shirts are wet.
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Perfect. Go over to Mr. Kim. Convince him to close for the day.
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Yes. We're gonna have some champagne to celebrate this.
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And we will save the bar. And then she'll break up with Charlie...
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Hmm.
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She bring much shame to herself and country. "
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My daughter, Sun-Li... she is missing!
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What? She just 12-year-old girl!
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 27, 2007

Dee is shocked to learn that an overweight social outcast from her High School has become a rich and skinny fashion designer.

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Charlie, I'm not ready.
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because, according to Dee, I'm a loser, too. Did you know this?
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- No, it's... - It a boat with a triangle in it.
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So you're definitely not going to be putting anybody in their place
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Damn, dude, you can draw. I'm getting kind of, like, a little flustered here.
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It's not a raincoat!
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just based on these sketches alone.
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Wait a second, wait a second. What am I saying? What am I doing here?
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Shit, that's awesome. How did you do that?
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No, dude. I'm not going into the garment business, okay?
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fat tummies in check. Gorgeous.
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How does that sound?
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And winners, we don't listen to words like "no", or
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Save your breath, Ingrid. Those words have never worked on me.
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Look, why don't you just help me make Dennis' designs?
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- Be careful with that. - No, I know it's the prototype,
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and she feels very excited.
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Because yes, I do". And, and, and then just "boom"...
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- No, I've been standing here the whole time. - Look, I was in the middle of a...
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- You have to separate them from us. - Right.
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You, you wanna learn about manipulation?
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Everyone, gather around. I have an announcement to make.
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- Oh, my God, what is it? - Quiet on the floor, please. Dennis...
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25 dresses, that's right. Charlie, do you have my prototype?
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No. No, I'm not going to make it work. I'm designing my own clothes.
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First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
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The dress is the right size; I wish I could say the same thing about your body.
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Ah, well, how does anyone get in anywhere, Ingrid? A little hard work and persistence.
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I also see a very confused and uncomfortable model, who seems to be stuffed
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- I can't believe I let you see me naked. - Well, that was... part of the...
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You've been a disappointment. Shame on you.
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- Did you break him like a dog yet? - Almost.
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- Oh, goddamn it. Come on, just go straight. - Dee. Dee! Dee, come on!
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- Dee, I need a word. - Get out of here.
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I think I got some jerky here in my... Oh! I do have some jerky in my pocket.
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Guess what, buddy! We did it!
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It's bad, the situation is bad.
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Charlie, where's my dress?
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- The dress did not fit the prototype. - It didn't fit the prototype, Dee.
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Aired 11 years ago - Sep 20, 2007

The McPoyles hold the entire gang hostage at Paddys while Frank is busy searching for his will in the air ducts.

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This is serious. We could get Stockholm syndrome.
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Dee is right. Now look, we need to watch out for each other, okay?
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I had a terrible ride. Charlie, you had the worst ride.
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So come down here and get me out of here. Where the hell have you been?
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Once that will is safe and secure, I'll come and help you.
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you guys are gonna dig a hole straight through the wall to the next building.
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You're gonna be on Dee's team? Some loyalty, bro. You don't wanna be on my team?
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I feel we would be a lot more relaxed if we had some beers. Oh, and a cooler!
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No beer. No cooler. Margaret, put your hand down.
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Oh, come on. That's awesome.
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Charlie, what are you tryin' to tell me?
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Wha... Wha-What? Oh, shit!
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They're gonna stay all nice and cool while we get all hot and steamy.
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Help me out with this map. Whoa! What are you doing with my map, dude?
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With Frank dead, the will gone, Charlie gets all the money. I get all the money? What money?
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Get outta here. Where? Right here.
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I can't see anything. Look closer.
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You're lyin', we could die, and I never got to fart in your face before!
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A couple of glasses of milk... lukewarm, skim for the lady.
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Then bluff this! Ryan, stab somebody!
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Oh, my...
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Get inside their head. And have sex with them.
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I know I can get the girl to fall in love with me. Okay.
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Mac, what's with the goddamn heat?
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you think you could give the walkie-talkie over to Mac?
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Whatever happens, make sure Charlie's the first one to die.
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Gotta kill Frank. Gotta kill him somehow.
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It's too obvious who the hostages and who the captors are.
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Oh, well, that's a great idea. Dee, shut up.
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But that's where we are. So hand me that shotgun...
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Whoever can destroy more things on the inside of this bar wins. And the teams have changed.
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Are you kidding me, dude? You're a born smasher. Yes! I'm a born smasher.
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Listen to me, okay? I don't blame you for that betrayal, but you're acting nuts.
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Margaret, you like sweat, don't you?
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Huh? Not my fault. I'm sick.
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Go by and look. Charlie saved my life! No. No, blast her!
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I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...
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God! I just stepped in glass! There's broken bottles all over the place.
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But that goddamn Mac, he...
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What are you talkin' about? What are you doin'? Put your hands down.
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That' part's over. We're in love now, and you can sneak me out of here.
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Everybody to the roof. It's time to pay the piper.
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Actually, we both won 'cause we were on the same team. So we're both safe.
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Right?
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 20, 2007

After Barbara's death, Dee and Frank are unhappy to learn that she left them both out of the will, while Dennis inherits the mansion which he plans to turn into a party pad.

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In fact, I'm certainly not speaking to your mom now, because she's dead.
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Goddamn it!
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Too late... I'm already full throttle over here.
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You call Brucey on the phone and tell him that you want
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I need to be amongst my friends. Let's call the crew.
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- Well, what about all our friends? - What about Dooley? Call Dooley!
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I knew he was...
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He has a restraing order against me. Can't go within 500 feet of him.
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If we were to all die suddenly, just like my mom did,
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- Let's go out and make some friends. - Let's do that. But first,
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When he gets here, I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing.
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I am also broken up.
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You know, he's got a little bit of a germ problem.
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that we'll need to use our fortune, that my mother gave you
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All right, read back what we got so far, 'cause I don't...
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tough dudes and some big dudes.
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Well, I'm the funny fat guy, so don't worry about that.
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- Too complicated. - Yeah. What about, uh, bicep?
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- Okay. - Great.
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A penis... No, it's a...
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What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party?
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I shall use this crossbow to pierce my broken heart.
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You should see how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.
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I got to go home get another costume.
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We've to go along with whatever he throws at us. So close to that money.
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Mac, here come our guests. Come on.
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- Yeah. - Where is everybody?
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- You're a drinker tonight. - You're gonna be telling stories
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"The dance was a total disaster.
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I share this little girl's pain.
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That sounds good.
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like, the best relationship that you can,
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Why are you guys doing this?
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"even though Danielle was, like, all over him today in school.
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It's all part of the healing process.
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in so many ways.
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Okay, tell me... just... tell me what you are into.
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Yeah, perhaps now would be a good time for you to pleasure yourself for him.
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Because we're waiting until we get married.
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So why don't we just do a wedding, like, do it tomorrow.
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 13, 2007

Mac, Dennis and Dee try out for the Philadelphia Eagles. Also interested in becoming an Eagle is Liam and Ryan McPoyle's brother, Doyle.

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Yeah. Playing... Playing at ballet.
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You think that's even a possibility? 'Cause that could be very embarrassing for us.
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No. No Green Man. What's Green Man?
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But I'm done with it. Tell you what. You can wear it if you want...
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The memory haunts me.
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There are, like, 15 guys wearing capes. Why would you wear a cape?
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because you're standing next to me, you're talking to me.
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The margarita machine here is open for business. Time to relax.
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Well, I'm gonna trip balls.
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This is a joke, right? You think anyone's gonna buy that?
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The bus that takes you to the field.
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If I say it one more time... Sprint to the bus. Sprint to the bus.
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Get out of here! We gotta get up and go.
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Oh. Thank you. Hmm.
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You're the one who is pathetic! Whatever, man
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Whoa! Hey there, guy. That's good.
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Okay. Well, that's fantastic. Great. Whatever, man. That's great.
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How many... What is that a jar of?
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Is there more? Are there any more? Get 'em all out.
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Do it, Charlie. Bump it. I'm not bumping you, all right?
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Three time all-American. Fastest sprinter in five counties.
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You paid your $30 fee. We promised you a keynote speaker.
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Donovan McNabb.
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Uh, like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal...
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Yes, it was. It was like a McDonald's plug.
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The line's too long. Maybe I can hold it in.
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Oh, yeah, you did.
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I actually really have to go take a dump. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, Cole! We ran for, like, 10 minutes.
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Eeny, meeny...
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Spoken like a true champion. You just might make the team.
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No telling what kind of germs these McPoyles have.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Somebody get me outta here!
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Yeah, that's it. His skin's too tight.
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Run out and hook in. Show these people how to play football.
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My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now.
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You can kick a football. You're better at sports than Mac and Dennis.
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Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Not again!
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I'm trapped. I know.
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Into the toilet I go.
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Green Man is saving your life right now, bro.
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Hey, guys. Guess who got invited to training camp. Yeah. We're gonna be famous.
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Frank, what the hell are you doing?
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I'm getting tired of watching him anyway.
Aired 11 years ago - Sep 13, 2007

The gang finds a baby in a dumpster, and Dee and Mac decide to raise him. Meanwhile, Dennis wants to join a group of environmental activists and Charlie attempts to learn the truth about his paternity.

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the HIV virus and it's all your fault. Are you happy, Dee?
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looking for recyclable materials.
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What we're doing is completely legal,
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with your moussed-up, hair-sprayed coif.
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Hey, Frank!
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You could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk
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moussed coif hairspray and start being like a suburban tool!
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All right, so we got the diapers and the wipes and the powder.
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You're not gonna help me and do this with you?
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We're not gonna raise anything together. You know why?
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You gonna guilt me into staying? Okay, I guess I have to stay.
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I can't sleep, dude. It's impossible.
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I'm just going nuts thinking about what else is out there.
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I get to the top of it, I find the nest. This is baby bluebirds.
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I'm gonna devote myself completely to the cause.
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- and my kine bud with me. - What?
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Put this in a plastic bag and boom! Shower radio, buddy.
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Right in the pile.
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and gross to you. You know what? I don't know what you're doing.
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- Should we nursing it? - I haven't slept in 3 days.
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- Uh, his name? - It's...
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We have an opportunity to give it a future.
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We've got meetings with agents all over town.
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Well, the Latino market is the fastest growing demographic in the country.
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For all we know, he is Mexican.
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Because we're truly trying to give him a future.
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We don't want to jam you up.
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You chose not to. That's on you.
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in protest.
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and singing a few sweet jams sounds like a really good time,
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If anyone is gonna chain themselves to anything, it's gonna be me.
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- Two more, let's keep it moving. - We gotta drop off at the base camp.
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Charlie, maybe we should get rid of some of this shit.
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Me and my girl, side by side, saving a life,
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- We're like animals. - Look, we got to stick together,
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How can you be a hundred percent positive?
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She probably went right from the clinic, banged some guy
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I had an abortion, it just didn't take.
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And I had the procedure and then they told me you were dead.
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He would've made me throw you in a Dumpster.
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Gonna look stupid and smell like shit.
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Charlie, the incident with Frank happened three months ago.
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And you know what? I found them.