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Season 7

Aired 6 years ago - Dec 15, 2011

The gang come up with a new plan to buff their tarnished high-school reputations at their reunion.

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Uh...
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What are you doing?
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We need revenge, and I know how we're gonna get it.
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And they were basically just lackeys of this guy named Psycho
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Come on, get us down, Dee.
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Yes.
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Not his scene.
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Hey! I saw you trying to get by us.
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Any word on if he's coming tonight, or...?
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Yeah, that sounds much more serious.
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So, it was really nice to, uh... Okay.
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Hang on a second.
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Are you willing to go through the freight train initiation?
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It's not the Oscars. I mean... Oh. (laughs)
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He deceives people, Christie.
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I mean, Christie, does he appreciate... all of that?
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worthless, boring piece of shit your husband really is.
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Who-who doesn't... And a girdle.
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shit about your boring, worthless, piece-of-shit husband.
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And a deceiver.
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I!
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And I don't think you're gonna get to bang Adriano now, either.
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Whoa! Jesus Christ!
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They're all gonna pay the ultimate price!
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It's fetish, it's fetish shit!
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I think we can help you, dude.
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Let's get nuts in that school.
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Get ready for the steam engine!
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It's a good look.
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Yeah? Well, too bad, 'cause the fury's already coming, bitch.
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Nobody turned anybody against you.
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Yeah, sure, okay.
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I never would have slept with that chick.
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I'm gonna kill you, you fat piece of shit!
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We've all been humiliated.
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Yes.
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And if some punk-ass kid humiliates you, you got to do
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Huh?
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And Dee's body brace.
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Were you gonna suggest that we should do plan B?
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No, it's... All right, all right.
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And it's gonna rock.
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There's been a lot of negative energy going on at this school, okay?
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You know?
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They also give each other blow jobs.
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Lights.
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Aired 6 years ago - Dec 08, 2011

The gang have much to prove when they attend their high-school reunion. They meet old friends and make new foes as they stroll down memory lane.

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Maybe the most forgettable girl in school.
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Oh, the box of hornets.
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How you doing, buddy?
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I don't think I have any products that'll, that'll take care of hornet scars.
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All right, I'm gonna take off.
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Oh, did you grab it?
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so pop it on because it's definitely a rule and they're
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And I'll meet up with you guys later, okay?
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Do you see the waitress anywhere?
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Oh, he was, like, so cool.
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that crowd is be really cruel to people.
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Hey, um, excuse me, but aren't you the aluminum monster?
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You're so cool, Adriano.
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Oh, he wanted me to smell a pen, and I was going to smell
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'Cause he was a nark and a tattletale, and he became the
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I only gave ringworm to Charlie.
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Wow, yeah, yeah, no, that is really gross. I mean, that is...
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Mouth cancer.
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All right, I got your name tags.
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So listen, guys, this is where we part ways, all right?
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Okay, all right, I'll catch you later, man.
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Okay, Frank, first off, Nicki Potnick is a girl, okay?
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Hello, Dennis.
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Oh, it wafted over here.
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I don't want to talk to old men who are pretending to be women,
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All right, see you later.
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Took me into a deep valley, but now I'm soaring on eagle's
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you, Deandra, okay?
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Sat... sat right next to you in Algebra one.
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More shots, more shots, more shots, more shots, more shots, more shots.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, hey, honey?
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Okay, why?
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Such sad little games we play.
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Well, that's only two per person, bozo.
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I'm not going to take some shit from some bartender.
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Can we get a few of them?
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confidence back, and we're going to fire back into this room.
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If I'm the Dirtgrub, I'm going to be the Dirtgrub.
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We can find another way.
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Charlie, it's going to knock you unconscious.
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Hello.
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rodent to tickle each other's taints with.
Aired 6 years ago - Dec 01, 2011

Traffic problems as a result of the President's visit to Philadelphia makes it difficult for the gang to see the summer's biggest film, "Thunder Gun Express".

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 17, 2011

Step inside the confession booth with Mac as he tells a befuddled priest why his fatness is the fault of the other members of The Gang.

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That's what you're saying.
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If we keep doing all of it... Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Charlie, you asleep?
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that I have, and we stic'em in some lamb and pa-cha, we blow it up!
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I mean, what you're talking about is just a meat bomb, and
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, don't go in the crevice.
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Hey, it's Mac.
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Frank's not a guy that usually comes up with plans.
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stop you from getting what you want.
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We are still waiting on those beers.
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Well, they're not really landing is what I'm trying to...
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Dude, where the hell have you been?
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So please don't concentrate on your comedy anymore, 'cause it's
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Let's go.
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Oh.
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S-Superhero. He was, like... Ugh.
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I'm running around like an animal out there.
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You're not good.
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You aren't allowed to eat in here.
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coming up with plans, and they were not good.
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It's a plan.
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Now there's four stop signs.
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Look, dude, I don't have time for these shenanigans, all right?
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And Charlie was, like, "I'm gonna jam that stick up your ass."
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I've always wanted to sail.
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Right.
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That's all you're... Uh, well, I probably want to avoid, like, this.
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They're not just any replacements.
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Why are you hiding under the covers?
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What expectations?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm very confused.
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Mm, I got to say, I like what I'm seeing here.
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I'd like you to lift those and curl them, but don't do it in a normal way.
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Oh, man.
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You never, ever once in your life have looked like that.
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Father, when Peter did the statue of David, he wasn't just
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I got this guy.
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I don't have time to wash every single glass.
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What's going on, dude, is that I'm completely overwhelmed.
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My level of excellence is so high that I'm feeling the pressures, man.
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He being on the tipping point is about working hard and caring
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I just-- we stick the pigeon in there, we run, the flock
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Back here?
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I mean, I'm a sinner, too, right?
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You got big, fat titties.
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No, no, no.
Aired 7 years ago - Nov 10, 2011

The Gang's plan to "extract" an "artifact" from a residence is jeopardized when the owners turn out to be home. Having not been noticed on the way in, they must make a plan to get the same result for the way out.

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and said that speech for everybody!
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I wouldn't even count it.
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We got to thing about the vase.
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Well, then don't read us newspaper articles about stolen
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Well, you were the ones who escalated us off of being the extraction team.
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Frank's got the attitude, Dennis has the grace... Dee nosed in.
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appears to have pointed feet of some kind.
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They're definitely not-- I mean, I guess I can't say for sure.
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What the hell?
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What are you doing home?
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Bye, sugar.
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I don't know.
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Carpetbaggers, huh?
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We'll be lucky if the only thing that happens is we go to jail.
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torture basement or something, it's someone from the South.
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Don't ask me again!
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No. Listen to me.
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I've got an idea, though.
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No. Back off, bitch.
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I hope they hogtie you.
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Look, we should just do it now.
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But now I think it might not be, you know what I mean?
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The toilet's right behind you, so I'm just gonna go ahead and pee in it.
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Okay, well, you've got a really good point, but I'm going
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You're right, man.
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Okay, okay, do you have the keys on you?
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We're-We're... Doesn't really... Hey, um, what's the status on the vase?
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What did you expect us to do, okay?
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Don't bring up the chips.
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out of the house.
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If this vase has a curse on it, you do not want to touch it.
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Well, they'd be out of business in a week's time.
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Uh, let me get back to you on that.
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I'm in a little girl's room.
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Frilly little dress, pink nightie.
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No, no, n-n-no, Frank.
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Hi, I'm Albert, I love you.
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How have we not been caught at this point?
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So he can just sneak in, but we can't seem to sneak out?
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Mac, dude, a kid just walked into the house-- a little heads up!
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Mac, now is not the time to run off and get a hamburger!
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Fine. I'll be right back.
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Ooh, I'll do a Swedish accent!
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That's good.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Well, I ran, I had a little hustle going, but yeah, front door.
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So, tell me, Madison, do you like
Aired 7 years ago - Nov 03, 2011

The gang uses the Internet to cyber-stalk their prey. Frank tries to drum up business for Paddy's with a viral video.

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You did not?
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Have you been thinking about that?
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We have bigger fish to fry.
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Are you crazy?
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Uh, viral video.
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Refresh.
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I know.
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full of chainsaws, right?
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Yeah, well, this is not a considerate man, Charlie.
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Yeah, I wish I had a picture of the guy, but we don't.
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But I don't really see what the big deal is.
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No.
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Then we can shush you in the middle and you'll know how it feels.
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No.
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It's like an online shush.
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All right, Mac, say, "I got infected."
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The virus thing that you guys said we were going to infect all
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No, no! No!
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Son of a bitch!
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But we won't tell Dennis and Charlie, 'cause they mocked us.
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And then, give him, like, almond eyes if you... You've already said that.
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That is... You know, the only thing that would help this, is if you had
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as an assault, but the only thing that you're claiming was
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Right. This guy was raping us...
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The guy never quite made it inside of me but, my friend here, yeah...
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because he did make it inside me, but, like, just barely.
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that, because if we have the drawing, we can find the guy.
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I got another plan.
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Tootie's... Tootie's... This is it.
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He shushed us and... And we were gonna shush him back, yeah.
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I'm still confused.
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I'm his ex-girlfriend and he was the worst.
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Where? Where did he post those?
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Also, put down one of the sites that was... Listen, do you want to come
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But the hair I mailed was mine.
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He's got the annoying nose that you wanted to smack... Evil almond eyes.
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He's not going to be a help to us.
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them up all over town, and it'll act like a wanted poster.
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Right.
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I guarantee you, people will respect this.
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Well, the hair I don't really have a problem with.
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Oh, Lord... I knew this day would come.
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Okay, so, ever since Jerry got put on life support--
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No, no, no... Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm... Don't say that!
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I've made up dozens of names.
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How the hell are we gonna find him?
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photos, Mac... Shh! Shh!
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Are we not putting these in the right part of town?
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Yes, another shusher shushing me on the phone.
Aired 7 years ago - Oct 27, 2011

The gang plays the most twisted board game ever. Dee and Dennis face Mac, Charlie and Frank.

Aired 7 years ago - Oct 20, 2011

As a hurricane threatens Philadelphia, Mac, Dennis and Charlie go to a mall to buy supplies and check out the large breasted TV reporter broadcasting from there, while Frank and Dee prepare Paddy's, and its basement bunker, for the storm.

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Either way, I think we should head up to higher ground, you
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Yeah, we, uh, we converted this old storage closet into a
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Well, Dee got us all worked up about the computers taking
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computers to run every aspect of our lives, huh?
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Well, now it's empty, now there's nothing in here for us to use.
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I see that somebody's also been eating a lot of your weird
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We can get all of our supplies there.
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Oh, come on, Frank, it's not like we've never been to the All
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I'm only still here 'cause I'm not as quick as them.
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Yeah, for sure, you know, we should come up with a plan and
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We can't spend our money on a 3-D TV.
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Food, we'll get food.
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Okay, give us the cash because... No, no, it's-- I have Frank's credit card.
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Might be nice to ride the storm out with some chicks.
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Oh! What?
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Do you remember a man named Rodney King?
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Well, it's the media, see?
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What are we talking about right now?
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Yeah, well, I went in for a loaf of bread, I took some skis.
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You come with me.
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All right, all right! Hi.
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We'll be, like, totally safe down there.
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We don't want just the two of you.
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You two have boyfriends?
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You're a dick.
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No. You end with the bunker, or you don't talk about the bunker at all.
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awesome gear and his awesome hatchet.
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Come on, man. The... I got another hatchet.
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No, I ain't going to no hospital.
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Are you out of your mind?!
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It's nothing... Frank, this is nothing.
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I don't know.
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Charlie Kelly.
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conversation, to always act as though I desire your penis even when I don't."
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This is a contract... ♪ Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared
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♪ Until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone? ♪
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Let's get her back to the bunker, right?
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like it could get a little messy.
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You want me to help you out?
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Okay, yeah, go call Frank.
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Do you not see that?!
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You're gonna give me a heart attack.
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American with the supplies.
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It's gonna take two seconds, okay?!
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As you can see behind me, Larry, the storm is really taking its toll on weary shoppers.
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We out?
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I have a bar, I own a bar, it's my bar, and I wanted to invite you to it for...
Aired 7 years ago - Oct 13, 2011

When Frank's long lost brother Gino shows up at the bar, the two of them tell the gang about the jazz club they ran in the 1960s and 70s, and how they fell out over Shadynasty, a singer who was the love of both of their lives.

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Okay, it was in the '60s.
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It all sounded like a bunch of noise to me.
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You see, Reggie owed me money, and when he came up short, I called in a favor.
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How would you like to work here?
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I got Frankie a job and he loved it.
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And then one night I heard the voice of an angel.
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Good time to stop.
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All right, so it was late one night, I was cleaning up, doing my usual routine.
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Breaking my dishes, bitch, goddamn.
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For a while, we drove in silence until I finally got the nerve to speak to her.
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You like black music?
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And you're going to be my star attraction.
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Whoa, why were you shoving her head down?
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You shouldn't have.
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♪ Like fire needs the air to breathe... ♪
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Ain't this some shit.
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I'm with Frank now.
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But know.. that I strongly disagree with this!
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No, don't... The police carted off me and Reggie.
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I'm just saying those were the days.
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Ah, bro, so good to have you back.
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Gino, Gino, Gino, Gino, not, not... not in my club.
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It tastes really good.
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I was building up the nerve to ask her.
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(cheering)
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(moaning)
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It's Hakim Mohamed.
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But maybe this will change your mind.
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I'm gonna look after Shadynasty.
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Colombia.
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The only thing that kept me going was writing letters to Shadynasty.
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I occupied my mind immersing myself in the culture.
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Ah!
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I was living life just going through the motions.
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It's too close to the stove.
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I'm going to hang up now.
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So I snuck into the States.
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And that's when I saw my brother.
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♪ I love the nightlife I've got to boogie On the disco round, oh, yeah
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Why?!
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Shadynasty, you have a choice.
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I choose drugs.
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You bald son of a bitch!
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I found the new love letters you've been writing to her, Frankie.
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I couldn't let Shadynasty read them.
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And this one, here, "Meet me at the airport, Friday, at 5:00, Terminal C.
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So, like, if you want to try and get her back, you got to move.
Aired 7 years ago - Oct 06, 2011

Dee faces an IRS audit over her claim that the baby she carried as a surrogate is her dependent, while the guys decide to run the bar in an unemotional, democratic manner rather than their typical method of shouting and personal attacks.

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Because you're sleazy and we don't trust you.
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Emotion will be suppressed and reason will prevail.
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If you made up the rule... Okay, I'll tell you what-- I like this.
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Yes.
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If Mac and I got to vote on that, we would have voted to,
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Okay... Uh, okay, sometimes dogs die.
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There's also disease in America and abroad.
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I don't think it's a good idea for us to spend all of our
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We'll have a boom box there and you guys can say a few words.
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Next issue.
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Okay, I think the limes should be cut a bit thinner.
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Stay calm with me, okay?
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That's a democracy in action.
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I have it all under control.
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force into this little baby caper of yours.
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What?
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You have no idea how much you're helping me.
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It doesn't matter.
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If you're not as educated or as informed, what you do is you
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one for the Pickle Party to agree on.
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crucifix is a celebration or our heritage.
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importantly, me!
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People don't trust you, Frank.
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Let me see.
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Da-da-da! I don't care about any of these details, but I like
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That's a compromise right there, man.
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He's gotta be drenched in blood.
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I don't want to look at a massacre!
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Where are you guys?
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Lock up, won't you, on your way out?
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I can do that, Frank.
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I just want the money.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Of course I did.
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gonna tell you guys what we need to do.
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Oh, yes.
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You should just be happy I didn't spray it down yet.
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I mean, how are you planning on becoming an actress at all?
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Let's give it a try, shall we?
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At times like this, I-I like to quench my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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God, it hurts!
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Heavy stuff, heavy subject matter.
Aired 7 years ago - Sep 29, 2011

Frank finds himself in the child beauty-pageant business and fears that people might think that he's in it for the wrong reasons. Meanwhile, Dee wages war on stage moms, and Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they have found a contestant to back.

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Yeah.
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I met that guy in a titty bar.
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You look grotesque.
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This is right in our wheelhouse.
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♪ Do not diddle kids It's no good diddling kids. ♪
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Something like that.
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Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest, but I am the
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Uh, you know, I... I'm-I'm pretty much... I'm in charge of this... the
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He might be this way, so I'll go... I'm gonna go back here and look for him.
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Yeah, you know what?
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Yeah, Jesus, Frank, fix your face, for God sake.
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Okay, ladies, chins up, hands down, step forward.
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That's what I'm looking for, and I don't see professionals.
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Samantha's mean.
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We'll be dressed very stylishly for the performance.
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Hello, everybody.
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I'm trying to pay you a compliment.
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competition because I would eat you for breakfast.
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Do you hear me?
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Stop making all of these things about America.
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pageant, right, so she can play out her little fantasies about
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♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy A Yankee Doodle, do or die A real live nephew.
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Totally.
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All right, man.
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My mom says I'm not pretty enough.
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Yeah, I don't really care about any of that.
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Why, why, why?
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My mouth is dry.
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Okay, well, that's not going to seem strange to anybody at all.
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We don't have a very deep bench, dude.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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♪ And bright smiles So everyone prepare For something special tonight ♪
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♪ Who's brass and class And all that stuff?
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Is that it, Artemis?
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Which one of these talented, uh, entertainers, who I am not
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Wave. Wave good-bye.
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Ugh! I don't like it.
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Let's go show those stupid moms, huh?
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♪ What are you gonna do?
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♪ I'd like to throw them all In the trash Yeah!
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People of earth, prepare for the future of patriotism.
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♪ Yankee doodle went to town Riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his cap.
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The only thing we have to fear is... fear itself.
Aired 7 years ago - Sep 22, 2011

Dee and Dennis take the gang to their favorite childhood vacation spot where things aren't quite how they remember. While Dee and Dennis see the seedy side of the Jersey Shore, Mac, Frank and Charlie have the nights of their lives.

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What's on the other side of it there?
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I'm gonna find a place to relax and unwind.
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Well, clearly, the action has shifted elsewhere.
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Thing is, I didn't make you one.
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What cool shit?
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Goin' to the boardwalk.
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It's a bunch of liberal bullshit.
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What the... What the... What is that?
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a certain level of physical excellence, I find shortcuts insulting.
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I got a great idea.
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Screw you mutts!
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Yeah, but that's okay.
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Yeah, man.
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Oh, dude, all kinds of romantic shit happens... Oh, God!
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You know what, I'm out of here.
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Well, we're going to conk out for a while and let the current
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Will you stop being so dramatic?
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I want rum ham!
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Nothing like some good, innocent, wholesome, above-the-boardwalk fun to, uh,
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I don't know if we should have come back here.
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terrible will happen.
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I just want to get my scalp sewnack on and get the hell
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But she didn't want her summers to end, so she got herself a fake I.D. and a
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And then social services came knocking at the door, and now
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We didn't mean anything personal.
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Goddamn you!
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Okay, all right, look, maybe I'll dive down there, I'll spear
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What difficult decisions?
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Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, rum ham.
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You see what you've done?
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Guidos, we're here.
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Did you follow me all the way to the Jersey Shore?
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Wow.
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Or, or what's going on here?
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Okay.
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So, uh... what are we getting into tonight, you guys?
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Well, you're Bobby, I guess.
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And I can tell by the way you're staring at me that
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Embrace the night.
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Yes, yes!
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♪ Vacation all I ever wanted vacation, had to get away
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Okay!
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♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted Vacation... ♪
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♪ ... had to get away, vacation, meant to be spent alone
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Aired 7 years ago - Sep 15, 2011

With Frank intent on marrying a prostitute, The Gang tries to make the best of it by attempting an image makeover to uncover the heart of gold that exists deep inside Frank’s “pretty woman.”

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What?
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What's going on with our group?
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I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.
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Don't worry about Frank, Roxy.
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No, I... Don't go, don't go.
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Me?
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Okay... here's howhings need to go from here on out.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, so, Barbara was only into me for the money.
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Oh. Explain.
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I mean, yeah, she's not gonna
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All right, I don't eat lunch anymore, for instance.
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And although I seem relaxed, I'm actually incredibly tense at all times.
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Take a running start.
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Ooh.
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Well, I wouldn't exactly say you're healthy.
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Um, no.
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No.
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Yeah, well, you downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.
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No, thank you.
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Well, now, okay, okay.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Ooh, I got to meet a client.
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Now, help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass.
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I am a casual millionaire from Texas.
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Tarnation!
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(laughs) He's nervous!
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Oh, uh, well, uh, uh, hustlin'
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So you build bridges.
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case of eggs this day and age?
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Well, no, we don't want to exclude a great man like Frank
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You know, you two can go to dinner together.
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or something 'cause they're making me really sick.
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What's wrong with that chick?
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That's the last of it, I think.
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Hey, Tiger.
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He definitely pretended to be Donovan McNabb one time when I
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I don't care who he is if he pays me 500 bucks to rub my feet.
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I don't care for how you describe them, but what are we talking here?
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Why would you not want to eat one of these every single day of your life?
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delicious, but what do I really want?"
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Dude, you are going to love it.
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I don't get it, but I don't need to.
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Now do you want some of this insulin?
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You know, they're ugly as all hell, but I have a feeling
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Everybody.
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Holy shit.