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Season 7  "Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties"  7x3

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 29, 2011

Frank finds himself in the child beauty-pageant business and fears that people might think that he's in it for the wrong reasons. Meanwhile, Dee wages war on stage moms, and Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they have found a contestant to back.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 1
Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 3
I met that guy in a titty bar.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 4
You look grotesque.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
This is right in our wheelhouse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 6
♪ Do not diddle kids It's no good diddling kids. ♪
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7
Something like that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest, but I am the
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
Uh, you know, I... I'm-I'm pretty much... I'm in charge of this... the
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
He might be this way, so I'll go... I'm gonna go back here and look for him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
Yeah, you know what?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
Yeah, Jesus, Frank, fix your face, for God sake.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
Okay, ladies, chins up, hands down, step forward.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14
That's what I'm looking for, and I don't see professionals.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
Samantha's mean.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 16
We'll be dressed very stylishly for the performance.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 17
Hello, everybody.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 18
I'm trying to pay you a compliment.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 19
competition because I would eat you for breakfast.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
Do you hear me?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21
Stop making all of these things about America.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22
pageant, right, so she can play out her little fantasies about
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 23
♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy A Yankee Doodle, do or die A real live nephew.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
Totally.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 25
All right, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 26
My mom says I'm not pretty enough.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 27
Yeah, I don't really care about any of that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 29
Why, why, why?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30
My mouth is dry.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
Okay, well, that's not going to seem strange to anybody at all.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 32
We don't have a very deep bench, dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 33
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 36
♪ And bright smiles So everyone prepare For something special tonight ♪
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 37
♪ Who's brass and class And all that stuff?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 38
Is that it, Artemis?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 39
Which one of these talented, uh, entertainers, who I am not
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 40
Wave. Wave good-bye.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 43
Ugh! I don't like it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 44
Let's go show those stupid moms, huh?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 45
♪ What are you gonna do?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
♪ I'd like to throw them all In the trash Yeah!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47
People of earth, prepare for the future of patriotism.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
♪ Yankee doodle went to town Riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his cap.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 50
The only thing we have to fear is... fear itself.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 2 #2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 3
I met that guy in a titty bar.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 4
You look grotesque.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 5
This is right in our wheelhouse.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 6
♪ Do not diddle kids It's no good diddling kids. ♪
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 7
Something like that.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 8
Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest, but I am the
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 9
Uh, you know, I... I'm-I'm pretty much... I'm in charge of this... the
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 10
He might be this way, so I'll go... I'm gonna go back here and look for him.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 11
Yeah, you know what?
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 12
Yeah, Jesus, Frank, fix your face, for God sake.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 13
Okay, ladies, chins up, hands down, step forward.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 14
That's what I'm looking for, and I don't see professionals.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 15
Samantha's mean.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 16
We'll be dressed very stylishly for the performance.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 17
Hello, everybody.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 18
I'm trying to pay you a compliment.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 19
competition because I would eat you for breakfast.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 20
Do you hear me?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 21
Stop making all of these things about America.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 22
pageant, right, so she can play out her little fantasies about
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 23
♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy A Yankee Doodle, do or die A real live nephew.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 24
Totally.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 25
All right, man.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 26
My mom says I'm not pretty enough.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 27
Yeah, I don't really care about any of that.
#27
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Why, why, why?
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 30
My mouth is dry.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 31
Okay, well, that's not going to seem strange to anybody at all.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 32
We don't have a very deep bench, dude.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 33
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
#33
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♪ And bright smiles So everyone prepare For something special tonight ♪
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 37
♪ Who's brass and class And all that stuff?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 38
Is that it, Artemis?
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 39
Which one of these talented, uh, entertainers, who I am not
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 40
Wave. Wave good-bye.
#40
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Ugh! I don't like it.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 44
Let's go show those stupid moms, huh?
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 45
♪ What are you gonna do?
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 46
♪ I'd like to throw them all In the trash Yeah!
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 47
People of earth, prepare for the future of patriotism.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 (S07E03) - 48
♪ Yankee doodle went to town Riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his cap.
#48
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The only thing we have to fear is... fear itself.
#50