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Season 7  "Frank's Pretty Woman"  7x1

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 15, 2011

With Frank intent on marrying a prostitute, The Gang tries to make the best of it by attempting an image makeover to uncover the heart of gold that exists deep inside Frank’s “pretty woman.”

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
What's going on with our group?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
Don't worry about Frank, Roxy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
No, I... Don't go, don't go.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Me?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
Okay... here's howhings need to go from here on out.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
Mm-hmm.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
Well, so, Barbara was only into me for the money.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
Oh. Explain.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
I mean, yeah, she's not gonna
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
All right, I don't eat lunch anymore, for instance.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
And although I seem relaxed, I'm actually incredibly tense at all times.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
Take a running start.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 17
Ooh.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
Well, I wouldn't exactly say you're healthy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 19
Um, no.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 21
Yeah, well, you downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 22
No, thank you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
Well, now, okay, okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
You have got to be kidding me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
Ooh, I got to meet a client.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
Now, help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
I am a casual millionaire from Texas.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
Tarnation!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
(laughs) He's nervous!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Oh, uh, well, uh, uh, hustlin'
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
So you build bridges.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
case of eggs this day and age?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
Well, no, we don't want to exclude a great man like Frank
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
You know, you two can go to dinner together.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
or something 'cause they're making me really sick.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
What's wrong with that chick?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
That's the last of it, I think.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Hey, Tiger.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
He definitely pretended to be Donovan McNabb one time when I
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
I don't care who he is if he pays me 500 bucks to rub my feet.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
I don't care for how you describe them, but what are we talking here?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
Why would you not want to eat one of these every single day of your life?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
delicious, but what do I really want?"
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
Dude, you are going to love it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
I don't get it, but I don't need to.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
Now do you want some of this insulin?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
You know, they're ugly as all hell, but I have a feeling
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Everybody.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
Holy shit.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
What's going on with our group?
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4 #4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
Don't worry about Frank, Roxy.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
No, I... Don't go, don't go.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Me?
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
Okay... here's howhings need to go from here on out.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
Mm-hmm.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
Well, so, Barbara was only into me for the money.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
Oh. Explain.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
I mean, yeah, she's not gonna
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13 #13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
All right, I don't eat lunch anymore, for instance.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
And although I seem relaxed, I'm actually incredibly tense at all times.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
Take a running start.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 17
Ooh.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
Well, I wouldn't exactly say you're healthy.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 19
Um, no.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 20
No.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 21
Yeah, well, you downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 22
No, thank you.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 23
Well, now, okay, okay.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
You have got to be kidding me.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
Ooh, I got to meet a client.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
Now, help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
I am a casual millionaire from Texas.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
Tarnation!
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
(laughs) He's nervous!
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
Oh, uh, well, uh, uh, hustlin'
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
So you build bridges.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
case of eggs this day and age?
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
Well, no, we don't want to exclude a great man like Frank
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34 #34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
You know, you two can go to dinner together.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
or something 'cause they're making me really sick.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
What's wrong with that chick?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
That's the last of it, I think.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Hey, Tiger.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
He definitely pretended to be Donovan McNabb one time when I
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
I don't care who he is if he pays me 500 bucks to rub my feet.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
I don't care for how you describe them, but what are we talking here?
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
Why would you not want to eat one of these every single day of your life?
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
delicious, but what do I really want?"
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
Dude, you are going to love it.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
I don't get it, but I don't need to.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
Now do you want some of this insulin?
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
You know, they're ugly as all hell, but I have a feeling
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 49
Everybody.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
Holy shit.
#50