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Season 9

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 06, 2013

When some bad blood with old foes compromises their ideal Thanksgiving, the gang decides to make amends by breaking bread with those they've hurt.

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So what did they do?
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Because he is your dad, and Thanksgiving is a holiday for
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Pilgrim and the Indians, which one are we?
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trying to accomplish here, okay? They buried the hatchet.
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(laughs) Well, Frank, once something's in writing, that
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dirt and a hatchet, so we can have a ceremonial burying of the
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Thanksgiving, yeah, go sit down.
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Dee. Hmm?
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S-Some good crackers. Huh?
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The skin tone is a... is a... a good match.
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We don't have beef with you. You don't have beef with me?
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Look at that. Beef squashed, huh?
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Okay, let's get started. I really like your room,
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Um, now, I... Yeah.
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What's with the standing? You're lording.
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Haunch it. Arch down. Oh, Christ, fine.
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What the hell is this? It's a peace treaty.
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I'm not signing shit until I get an eye. You owe me.
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We're not apologizing. We're not apologizing, okay?
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apologize, and I'll sign it. Give us a second.
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Come on, come on, give me some.
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Don't hover. Answer the door! Get the door!
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Hey, you want some beef? You want some squash?
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All right, oh, let's just... All right, hold on. Um...
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Okay, and then I get my convenience store to be
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I agree. Okay, well... they're
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They're all shit. Well, look at that.
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now, then you fix the heat?! And then, he gives you the other
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rent right here. Well, that'd be... good.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, fire dog. Aw!
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Give it some thought. I'll think about it.
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Slam the door on his face. See you, bozo.
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I don't even know what you're talking about.
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Yeah. Oh. Marco? Daddy's here.
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I can't wait to see those little rug rats.
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shit, yeah. Oh, my God.
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Too many beefs, we got it. I'm not honking. I'm just...
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despised the Pilgrims. Yeah.
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And if the Indians knew how to sign shit, they probably
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begin with Bill Ponderosa. Yes.
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apartment and sniffed on her panties.
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Oh, um... Hey, hey. I love that painted-on eye, man.
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Is this true, man? Maybe. I...
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guy a handy under the table. Are you jealous?
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getting here? They'll get here. Just...
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deal with your kids? Y-You haven't see 'em in a
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Frank, no, come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 30, 2013

After creative differences over what constitutes tasteful nudity cause Frank to pull his money out of "Lethal Weapon 6" during filming, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie screen their rough footage for investors in hopes of raising enough capital to finish the production of their latest masterpiece.

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Gee, do I want to see my ex-special forces ex-partner
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You score on me, you don't have to come to the wedding.
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Yes. Well, this is gonna be... a slam dunk! ♪
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Break a leg. Hell, break both of 'em.
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Heavenly Father, we thank you for your glories.
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We also thank Martin for his lovely sax solo in lieu of vows.
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will. I will spend every day of my
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this union, you speak now, or forever hold your peace.
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I came here for my daughter,
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I know you do, pal.♪
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No!
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God, the bank didn't get it either.
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make a kick-ass movie. Yeah, now, the next scene is,
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What do you mean you "got them from China"?
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Hey, Chief, I'd like to trade in...
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It's great that you're a cop again, Rog.
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clues. What the hell does those
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dead. Damn!
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very valuable beachfront property.
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Yeah... yeah, yeah. Well, you got to explain
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maybe it would help if I saw the original Mel Gibson version
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We are testosterone-driven. We're a male-driven entity.
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Kenny Loggins playing) ♪ I'd say it was The right time To walk away
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It's time to play ♪ Bodies workin' overtime
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♪ Playing Playing with the boys
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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punch him. We're gonna track him down
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Nothing's ever gonna make me forget her.
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this time, baby. We ain't getting any younger.
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Come here, you rascal. Whoa!
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stuff. And, by the way, as a hedge
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Uh, you need money to fund your gay porno movie?
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double. You think I'm gonna show my butt
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I sure am glad we came to this strip club, Riggs.
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her celestial body. Lady Starship--
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That's more like it.
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We went to a hedge fund guy, a dot-com girl, we went to banks.
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It's gonna be perfectly clear!
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Ah! Damn. Damn! They found us!
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Come on, let's go get him.
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This could be it, good buddy. This could be the end.
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Aw, damn! He got away.
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again. That's a good point.
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'Cause tonight the forecast calls for rain!
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beginning. That is right.
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Yeah, buddy, you did it! You did exactly what you said
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 23, 2013

When an experiment successfully multiplies Charlie's intellect and takes him away from the bar, the rest of the gang find themselves struggling to complete the menial "Charlie Work" that has kept the bar running for so long.

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two ears?
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don't think that's it, Dennis. Whatever, you don't even know
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make you s-s-s... BOTH: Intelligent.
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You know what, that might occupy you guys for about a week or so,
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You're... Oh, and then I realized,
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proletariat. It completely conforms when
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The work you're proposing will revolutionize the field.
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200 easily. You have to be careful,
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honest, but... (door opens)
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What? I'm-I'm on the verge of
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(Frank grunting) (speaking Mandarin)
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(rat squeaking) Hey, Mac, Mac, I've located
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No, no, Mac, come on. We're smarter than that.
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♪ And I want you here With me
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yet? Any minute now, Dee.
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Okay, how about we do a little wager.
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You guys! You've trapped yourself on a
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It's coming to eat its cheese. You guys, help!
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stump, then she could just slide it right out.
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He is whatever, I mean, is he okay? Sure.
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Are you all right? Yes, that's the shooting
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about that like ten minutes ago. But I didn't know what I was
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I cannot go slower. Frank, I am thinking on the
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Those pills are no good for you. They're hurting you, those
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uh... hmm... Try jerking it again.
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You are a brilliant man, yes! Try it.
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And in the interest of safety, I'm gonna go ahead and
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Yeah, yeah, let me just check it out.
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All right, let's blast off. Engage thrusters, Captain.
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You son of a bitch. He's making I and you look
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Pass the gas. Dumb.
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Since when do you read? Oh, hello, hello.
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restraining order? Oh, no, no, no.
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very close as you know, uh, but I've turned a corner, if you
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that my deep infatuation with you will, uh, perhaps pull me
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loosen up. That'll get rid of that
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waitress is, like, what I am, and I'm like, "That doesn't
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Finger Fantasy. Finger Fantasy.
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Yeah, see? The mouse always wins.
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none of this would be happening. He's distracted with that damn
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drag him back down into the sewer where he belongs.
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No. Oh, I don't... I don't know.
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Uh, no, no. We'll do it.
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about to see the results of a bold experiment in human
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Ah... What is happening?
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A simple pill... ingested by a man who received a
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new modalities, new ways of being and understanding our
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But the good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?
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last the day has come. We have the means, the
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(cat meows) Our exploration into the
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 16, 2013

When a severe flu outbreak sweeps through Philadelphia, the gang chooses to voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's in an attempt to keep their singing voices pristine for an upcoming singing competition.

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in. Especially a pizza guy.
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like, every month, and I never got sick.
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that from me?
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it again. We've been working this
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Okay, yes! We'll create a visual harmony,
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Ooh, ooh, you know what? And do it with a Southern accent
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♪ My friend exploded My friend exploded... ♪
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One, two, three.
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Why would I do it? You guys would suspect me.
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possible for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire.
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to worry about me, all right? I can fight off whatever stupid
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Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect.
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Now, this is the look that I was talking about.
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Stay warm. Oh, my God, I'm loving him
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So I'm trying to figure, like, who goes where.
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That's really good. I mean, so, so sad.
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some-some-some bad pussy. Hmm. Hmm.
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Like, oranges and coconuts and snow crab.
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Mac and I will go out. And I guarantee we won't
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Like, it's just, it's too much by this point.
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Your mom rigged her suit so she could drink booze?
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There's too many bogeys! Let's get some fruit,
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You like it? Yeah!
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Come on. Hey! Close your pit!
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Be on the lookout, Deandra! Yeah, copy that.
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and look at us now. One day, we'll be completely
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What are you doing? Cleaning, cleaning.
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That's-that's... Yeah, it's driving you nuts.
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That's not mine.
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Oh, Dennis, you don't look good.
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basically everything. No snow crabs, you know.
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Good. I'm gonna go shave. Get all this filthy hair
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Uh, movie, movie. Okay, movie.
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You look ridiculous, man. It was What's Eating
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spin, and it ripped. And he probably got sick!
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Holy shit, dude! I think we need to call 911 for
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Humans are filthy. Dirty filthy.
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When I get out of here, I'm gonna clean Philadelphia.
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Mm-hmm. Charlie, are you sick, too?
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the book. I'm gonna be just fine.
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I think I might be coming down with something, too.
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Dude, you are an alcoholic. Whatever.
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I'm not getting it. So you crawl around on the bed,
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You guys all look better. I'm actually feeling better,
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you saying? That-that we never had the flu?
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I'm certainly not gonna stop drinking.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 09, 2013

When a routine trip to a convenience store places the gang in the middle of an armed robbery, each of them is forced to explore how they react in extreme situations.

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(Dee screams) (gasps)
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(Dee screams) (gasps)
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Hyah!
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Very impressive. Your technique... is impeccable. (yells)
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And that's a great pun, dude. You used the pun right!
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I killed the boss. That's not the boss, you idiot. He's my father!
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Mac, Mac, Mac. We're sorry for doubting your awesomeness. Yeah.
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No, no... Why?
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God? Hello, Mac.
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God? Hello, Mac.
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(exhales) Oh, hey, Rex.
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Put the money in the bag. Do it fast, or I'll blow your
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Guys, you thinking what I'm thinking?
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We'll work something out. Just give me the gun.
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No witnesses. I like your style.
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immediately. Let me ask.
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Albert Covington's the name. Is your mom about?
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no crust, just the way you like it.
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Covington. How long are you staying with us? Well, Sarah, something
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Makes you want to put a gun In your mouth
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was so convincing that it was spun off into the highest rated
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$900 million in presale tickets, but I don't care about that.
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her. I mean, look at her.
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Oh, you're gonna love it! ♪ She's got blonde hair
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Oh. I love this man so much.
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lasting a shocking 17 minutes before Reynolds met a new man
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What are we gonna do?
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Hard candy? (all gasp)
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(grunts) I love you.
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I think he's awake. His eyes keep opening.
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Blink if you can understand me. (groaning)
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Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds. It's important that you maintain
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gonna do everything they can to improve your quality of life.
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...from the Channel Five News weather team.
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sunshine. Come on, come on, come on.
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Good. (yelling)
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Till you write me You're coming around... ♪
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(brakes screeching) (crashing)
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Compound fractures in both legs. Her breasts?
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difficult road ahead of her, but you above all people should know
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine Whoa I'm walking on sunshine ♪ Whoa
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♪ And don't it feel good Good All right... ♪ Rest easy, my angel.
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(breathing hard) Let's go, buddy.
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I'm gonna shoot you if you don't move faster.
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(door chimes) (dog barking)
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(breathing hard)
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Aired 5 years ago - Oct 02, 2013

Everyone in the gang gets a day to do what they want while everyone else in the gang must participate willingly. This is Mac's Day... and its got twice the "Mac".

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city.
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Holy shit, there's two of them.
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Yeah, I'm gonna jump from the top of the bridge to the water.
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like a post effect. Well, what's badass about
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know, that's cool. We won't.
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This is all sounding a little bit like a complaint from you
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Badass.
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end, book as fast as I can to the fence, climb up to the top,
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I don't want you to get hurt. Let me handle it.
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We don't know what his name is, and that's okay, but we
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Everybody stop. Come on, guys. What are we doing?
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Country Mac is gone, he's dead. Let's get out of here.
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shoulders and parade him around like Rudy?
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Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. You skipped day three.
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across to the Big Dipper, you'll see a gaseous, cloud-like area.
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No, we're on day four. And, besides, there's no trees
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badass about breaking the law, Charlie.
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make a flood or a famine, okay? He will destroy you with
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But what about sunsets? Oh... French kisses. Oh...
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Oh... dude. Shit, dude.
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He just said it. He just did it.
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Country Mac's awesome. Yes.
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Yes. But, like... I realize... you know what I really hate... is Mac.
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rui... ning my life... but with all this God shit that
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So... Yeah, I get that.
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I thought it was awesome! He was like Batman, just
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Well, you can't fit it all into one day.
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Oh, shit.
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Listen! These guys work off their beautiful glutes for our
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I've been gettin' phone numbers left and right.
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You know what, happy hunting, bro, get after it.
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He's gay. I mean... okay... smiles.
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Give me the grease. We'll grease the dudes and...
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Sorry, Big Moe. Sorry about that.
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inferior class. Actually, we've got a
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correct? Um, not technicaly.
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So if you can do it, then do it.
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got to get his ass kicked. Yep. It's time for this to end. Hi.
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Block, point, Mac!
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Oh!
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Well, I got the actual point. Who cares? You lost.
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That's the most badass thing I've ever seen.
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We only have a couple of hours. No, n-n-n-no, Dee, we have a
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Shit. You bring a knife to a fight,
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Assessed the threat level. Clocked a knife in his boot.
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Did anybody else do a poopoo in their pants?
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And there is nothing we can do about it.
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We should all get motorcycles. And drink much more beer.
Aired 5 years ago - Sep 25, 2013

The gang does their best to recoup their investments in questionable schemes by dumping their losses on Ben the soldier while trying to avoid being duped again by whatever mastermind is pulling their strings.

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Yeah, uh-huh. And, you know, we're going
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morning. He took off last night.
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Yeah, but don't open any more.
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thing because.. Yeah. Charlie and I have
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It's a reverse funnel system. Turn it upside down.
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and get 'em hooked. Dummies with deep pockets
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how do we know he's gonna keep helping us?
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That's right. All right, all right.
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We're here for the free golf clubs.
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Obviously.
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coupon for a free round of golf at the Dusty Dunes Resort
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ago was $19? Today it's $237.
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Okay, but not for you guys. You'll be locked in at $1,400
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I'm not sure I can make that deal.
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from a deranged wrestler. Why would you invite him?
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Charlie?
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Invigaron! And it all starts with the
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simplicity of its origins. Using a multi-tiered
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Berries!♪
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There we go. Okay.
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give all the money to the smart guys up at the top.
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Uh, you probably don't, because you need money.
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Uh, where should I put my feet? Dee, where do his feet go?
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He just stole the berries. That's not g... Oh!
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If 107's bad, I got to eat more berries.
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exciting real estate opportunity for you in sunny Orlando, Florida. Yes.
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one week. We took the prick for three.
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We don't need this. We're out of here, Frank.
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Ben the Soldier. All right?
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No.
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Oh, my God! Hi.
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Okay, uh... All right, listen, so, Ben...
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All right, well, we'll-we'll try to be a little bit more
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business decisions. I have a 107 stress level.
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Sold to the Maniac for $1,400.
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he's talking about. Yeah. Hold on one second.
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Charlie's little game. Smart.
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mine? I'd like a big room, if you
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All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing our berries
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Okay, ready? Locked and loaded?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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He's clearly got some issues. I just don't know that PTSD is
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Frank told us this dummy was the key to digging ourselves out of
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No, no, no. I just assumed that he went down
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Yeah, well, I bet you when we go down there, he's not even in
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Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?
Aired 5 years ago - Sep 18, 2013

Tired of failing to be recognized for their years of service in the bar industry, the gang changes their ways to give the patrons what they think they want.

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pay... you what you deserve... in attention, if you get my
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(mock sobbing): Hey, everybody, I had food.
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The entry fee is ten dollars. All you have to do is fill out
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That's a joke. Hey, you know, that's just,
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was actually meant for you. Yeah, that was meant for him.
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You want to get nominated, you gotta play the game.
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it. It's an industry award.
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reason to do a Best Song, right? We'll be the only bar who did
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I can't believe that this place won Best Bar.
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We'll suss out the competition. I'm gonna go find a manager,
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Right. Good luck.
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It's served with three straws in a fishbowl.
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Ugh. Two margaritas for table six, Greg. Hey, Amanda, what's wrong?
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What in the hell is happening?
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Too soft. I want a little edge in my bartender.
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white people. Hmm. I don't... think it is.
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(laughs) I don't need a bell telling
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Mmm. Mmm.
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say hello, pay my respects. Also, I got you a little goody
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That went down easy. I like this.
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I'd like to come back next week to see if they do.
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Hey, hey, Greg, can you get this man a Blue Hole?
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All right, I'll tell you what we got to do.
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little bit, we'll show these bastards who's award-worthy.
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because men are intimidated by funny women, all right?
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The customers have to think that you think that you don't want to
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makeup, and I'm gonna blast her with light to soften up all
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People say it's better than an orgasm."
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Uh, yeah, I'm getting that. Look, I'm just doing the thing.
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What? What?
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Change of plans. We got to go darker with
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there, but this bar has won a shitload of awards.
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Us? No, no, no, it can't be us.
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♪ Whoa, they say The world's your oyster
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Okay. ♪ There's a place for me It's the place I go Where the beer is cheap
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The greatest place to go Is that bar called Paddy's Pub ♪
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♪ I like life in Paddy's Pub... ♪
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but... Charlie, that was great.
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It's ridiculous. All right, let's put on a good show.
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up to you, remember, keep it light.
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But maybe we could find another one, throw him into the mix?
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Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub.
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over you. It's light, it's playful.
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I can give this lady her drink. Ma'am, what would you like to
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What was that? All right, look, look, look, look. You two do the charged moment.
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Hmm. This guy doesn't know what he's got. He's really ugly, too.
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Don't talk shit about my mom! Whoa.
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crawling out of your floor. Oh, uh, that-that's okay.
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What are we gonna do? Oh, well, it looks like Z brought friends. Yo, yo, yo.
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I want to show you something. Yeah, this is classy.
Aired 5 years ago - Sep 11, 2013

After Frank appears on Local Television advocating gun ownership, the rest of the gang takes a look at the ownership process and alternatives to find a common ground on this still heated issue.

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I really don't know.
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And then I did kiss Dom, and I found myself pulling away.
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- What?! - Oh, my God.
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But the longer Paul is around, the more vivid the old Paul becomes...
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So what's the problem?
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You know, I can't even believe you'd consider taking him back.
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You've each made horrible mistakes, told despicable lies...
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Well, I don't know about you guys, but I feel dirty.
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To say the least.
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His name was Tom Grey.
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- Yes. Did you know him? - Yeah. Married to Elizabeth?
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But Elizabeth told me she'd never seen a shrink.
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What the hell are you doing?
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When did this begin?
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Cower. Walk away, just like your father!
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She was concerned that you were in love with her.
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Is "Happy Birthday" a big deal?
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- Hi. - Uh, hey. Yeah, um...
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Well, who else would be handling our personal bills?
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Yeah, there was a-a $600 bill for a single visit, does that sound right?
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It might be better if you handle your medical stuff yourself.
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♪Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, let it go, woman.
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Well, such a beautiful creature deserves to have the weekend she wants.
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- Oh, thank you. - Mm hmm. Thank you. Mm.
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but can you at least please care about mine?
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Hey, Molly. It's me.
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Come on. It's fun. Just do a Superman right into my arms.
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Ready?
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What?
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He is pulling a Paul. Why does this keep happening to me?
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- Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine.
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Why, after everything, would you think I would just up and leave?
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Do you have the valet ticket I thought I had it.
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Thinking that my destiny would somehow be decided by the name on that little card.
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But it's... it's not about that.
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Well... what are you gonna do?
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- With my closest friends. - Savi...
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idea of the pregnant lady driving all the way back in the dark...
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- Okay. Okay. - Perfect.
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Okay. How fancy are we getting?
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Considering the past week, I think I'd have a better
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I'm ashamed. How could I have feelings for him?
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Believe me. I tried that with Tom.
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You can't hypnotize me. I'm way too uptight.
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Aired 5 years ago - Sep 04, 2013

Dee starts to embrace the desperate, self-loathing qualities the guys have beaten into her over the years, sending her stand-up comedy career to unexpected places.