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Season 9  "The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award"  9x3

Aired 7 years ago - Sep 18, 2013

Tired of failing to be recognized for their years of service in the bar industry, the gang changes their ways to give the patrons what they think they want.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 1
pay... you what you deserve... in attention, if you get my
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
(mock sobbing): Hey, everybody, I had food.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
The entry fee is ten dollars. All you have to do is fill out
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
That's a joke. Hey, you know, that's just,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
was actually meant for you. Yeah, that was meant for him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
You want to get nominated, you gotta play the game.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
it. It's an industry award.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
reason to do a Best Song, right? We'll be the only bar who did
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
I can't believe that this place won Best Bar.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
We'll suss out the competition. I'm gonna go find a manager,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
Right. Good luck.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
It's served with three straws in a fishbowl.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Ugh. Two margaritas for table six, Greg. Hey, Amanda, what's wrong?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
What in the hell is happening?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
Too soft. I want a little edge in my bartender.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
white people. Hmm. I don't... think it is.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
(laughs) I don't need a bell telling
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
Mmm. Mmm.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
say hello, pay my respects. Also, I got you a little goody
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
That went down easy. I like this.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
I'd like to come back next week to see if they do.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Hey, hey, Greg, can you get this man a Blue Hole?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
All right, I'll tell you what we got to do.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
little bit, we'll show these bastards who's award-worthy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
because men are intimidated by funny women, all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
The customers have to think that you think that you don't want to
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
makeup, and I'm gonna blast her with light to soften up all
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
People say it's better than an orgasm."
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
Uh, yeah, I'm getting that. Look, I'm just doing the thing.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
What? What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
Change of plans. We got to go darker with
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
there, but this bar has won a shitload of awards.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
Us? No, no, no, it can't be us.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
♪ Whoa, they say The world's your oyster
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
Okay. ♪ There's a place for me It's the place I go Where the beer is cheap
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
The greatest place to go Is that bar called Paddy's Pub ♪
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
♪ I like life in Paddy's Pub... ♪
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
but... Charlie, that was great.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
It's ridiculous. All right, let's put on a good show.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
up to you, remember, keep it light.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
But maybe we could find another one, throw him into the mix?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
over you. It's light, it's playful.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
I can give this lady her drink. Ma'am, what would you like to
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
What was that? All right, look, look, look, look. You two do the charged moment.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
Hmm. This guy doesn't know what he's got. He's really ugly, too.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
Don't talk shit about my mom! Whoa.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
crawling out of your floor. Oh, uh, that-that's okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
What are we gonna do? Oh, well, it looks like Z brought friends. Yo, yo, yo.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
I want to show you something. Yeah, this is classy.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
(mock sobbing): Hey, everybody, I had food.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
The entry fee is ten dollars. All you have to do is fill out
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
That's a joke. Hey, you know, that's just,
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
was actually meant for you. Yeah, that was meant for him.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
You want to get nominated, you gotta play the game.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
it. It's an industry award.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
reason to do a Best Song, right? We'll be the only bar who did
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
I can't believe that this place won Best Bar.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
We'll suss out the competition. I'm gonna go find a manager,
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
Right. Good luck.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
It's served with three straws in a fishbowl.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Ugh. Two margaritas for table six, Greg. Hey, Amanda, what's wrong?
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
What in the hell is happening?
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
Too soft. I want a little edge in my bartender.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
white people. Hmm. I don't... think it is.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
(laughs) I don't need a bell telling
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
Mmm. Mmm.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
say hello, pay my respects. Also, I got you a little goody
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
That went down easy. I like this.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
I'd like to come back next week to see if they do.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Hey, hey, Greg, can you get this man a Blue Hole?
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
All right, I'll tell you what we got to do.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
little bit, we'll show these bastards who's award-worthy.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
because men are intimidated by funny women, all right?
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
The customers have to think that you think that you don't want to
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
makeup, and I'm gonna blast her with light to soften up all
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
People say it's better than an orgasm."
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
Uh, yeah, I'm getting that. Look, I'm just doing the thing.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
What? What?
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
Change of plans. We got to go darker with
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
there, but this bar has won a shitload of awards.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
Us? No, no, no, it can't be us.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
♪ Whoa, they say The world's your oyster
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
Okay. ♪ There's a place for me It's the place I go Where the beer is cheap
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
The greatest place to go Is that bar called Paddy's Pub ♪
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
♪ I like life in Paddy's Pub... ♪
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
but... Charlie, that was great.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
It's ridiculous. All right, let's put on a good show.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
up to you, remember, keep it light.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
But maybe we could find another one, throw him into the mix?
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
over you. It's light, it's playful.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
I can give this lady her drink. Ma'am, what would you like to
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
What was that? All right, look, look, look, look. You two do the charged moment.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
Hmm. This guy doesn't know what he's got. He's really ugly, too.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
Don't talk shit about my mom! Whoa.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
crawling out of your floor. Oh, uh, that-that's okay.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
What are we gonna do? Oh, well, it looks like Z brought friends. Yo, yo, yo.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
I want to show you something. Yeah, this is classy.
#50